Da Homeboi

TIL: Chronic exposure to lead may have been a factor in the decline of the Western Roman Empire

AI apparently created a functional virus that targets E. coli. Fun times we're living in with absolutely NO sinister implications.

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I said A! (A!) L! (L!) B! (B!) U! (U!) ... uh... QUERQUE!!!! (QUERQUE!!!!!)

ALBUQUERQUE! Albuquerque! (Albuquerque!) Albuquerque! (Albuquerque!) Albuquerque! (Albuquerque!) Albuquerque! (Albuquerque!)

CALLED ALLLLLLLLLLLLLBUQUERQUE!

just know that there's still a little place where the sun is always shinin, the air smells like warm root beer, and the towels are oh so

The next time you find yourself in a desert, starin up at the sun as you ponder what your place is in this crazy mixed up universe of ours,

That's really all I'm tryna say. But to you, dear listener/reader. I impart these following words of wisdom that helped me thru my sufferin:

Oh! Now I remember. I guess it's a bit of a roundabout way of saying it, but what I'm really tryna get at here is: I. HATE. SAUERKRAUT!

You know the place. Well anyway back then life was goin' swell and everything was JUUUUST peachy! Except of course for the undeniable fact-

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy, living in a box under the stairs of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Baits!

Anyways! ... Uh... Hm. What was I talking about again? Kinda lost my train of thought. I guess let's go back and start over!

But ohhh no, Mr. Lack of Humor decided to instead roll around in the street screamin his lungs out! Man, some people just can't take a joke,

But instead of chuckling along with me he then starts running and screaming and flailin' his arms around! And I'm like "Hey, man don't you

And then this guy comes up to me and says he hasn't had a bite in 3 days! Now, I knew what he meant but just to be funny, I took a big ol'

Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote. I was walkin' from the bowlin' alley with my jalapeno nachos, and my bowlin' ball and an

I ain't no mind reader for cryin' out loud! Besides, now he's got a cute nickname- Torso Boy! So what's he complainin' about?

Then he gets all indignant on me! He said "Hey, man I was just bein' sarcastic!" Well that's just great, how was I supposed to know that?