Of Dwarves And Disappointments (short Review)

FluxifiedGod1 · May 24, 2019

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Alright guys. I've read over all of Fluxified Comments and opinions over the past week or so, and I shall now reconstruct this questline to be fixed, and hopefully much MUCH better than the clear pile of shit it is now.

Part I
So, You go to watch this Play, since its not important, the Characters will just tell you the information you need to know for Lore to the game, acting and animations are a waste of my time.

We are told then to go to this festival, and given a fast travel teleport to get there so we aren't wasting time trying to follow the path there.

We can just delete the filler text at the festival, the Demon dies boo hoo who cares, We can also skip the prison part since that doesnt do anything anyways, lets just have Axelus escape the festival to go to his base.

The player should be given the note at the festival to go to the Library, the heroes are fine, but they should be more unique and not so tanky please i died like twice to the dagger man.
Then we get to the book about all the lying and stuff, I dont really care much about that but like I guess its okay.

Then we go to the Coalition Base, and we can just skip the whole dragon bone thing, since its not important and only there to pad out the runtime and make a reference to Corkus, which honestly would be better off forgotten, Literally nobody likes Corkus.

Then the Guards find the Coalition base, which is super stupid because they should have found it already, but the mechanics of it are fine for the most part, so ill forgive the unrealisticness of it.

After escaping the Base, we go to the Dogun Village, which is also super stupid, like how is it undiscovered? Its RIGHT THERE. Incredibly unrealistic. IN order to fix this, the new Dogun village will be entirely hidden inside a hill.

Of course, then the Rodoroc Scouts wouldn't be able to see the Village, but guess they would spot you entering it or something? I don't know Im not really thinking of solutions in this thread.

Thats basically the end of Part I, and overall I think the changes should be to cut down on dialogue because even with my changes there is waaay too much padding on the runtime with useless 'lore' and 'information.'

Part II
Okay so you talk to the Dogun chief, I guess thats okay, but damn make them talk faster I dont care about this weird quirk they have it makes me irrationally angry. Then they send you to the Armoury.

This whole section is super stupid, way too many mob swarms and its just padding, so lets just skip it and sneak around to the other entrance.

There is no reason for a pickaxe to be there, so instead of doing that lets just use our MAGIC SPELLS and break down the wooden door.

Once we do that of course we will have to destroy the Siege Machines. In order to make it more realistic, once we destroy one the nearby Rodoroc army will hear the explosion and start opening the door, and we will have to flee, since fighting mob swarms is dumb and we should never do it.

The Power Core of the City is dumb and padding and we already sabotaged the armoury so we can just skip the whole scene, it doesnt matter and its just padding with more mob swarms.

We can just skip the entire Slum area, I dont care about Lore and I definitely dont care about Homeless people, so I dont wanna tread through the sewers.

However emerging from the Kings toilet is super funny, and literally made me laugh for 6 minutes. It's really funny because its like we emerged from a toilet and thats where poo poo goes LOL
However to counteract this the King must be a Giant because otherwise the toilet is too big.

The little stealth portion of getting to the Throne room is dumb and Stealth sections are a big waste of time and way too hard (NOT TO MENTION SUPER UNREALISTIC), so we'll just change it to be a normal hallway.

Then we talk to the King blah blah padding blah blah character development who cares.
That concludes Part II

Part III
Part III should just be cut since all it is is crafting a Wand and Necklace and shit to not die when you attack Garheim or whatever its called, but since we're gonna redo that fight, it doesn't matter.

Part IV
Okay, here we go everyone!!
So first of all we have to save Axelus, since his dumbass got strung up in a cage.
So basically I think the lava bucket is a dumb idea and it would be more realistic to just use a spell to break the rope holding the cage up, so lets do that instead, less padding.
So after that we get to the war scenes.
WAY TOO MANY ENEMIES. There should be about 1 enemy per section, because people really hate having to fight the current LITERALLY 500 MOBS THAT SPAWN EVERY 10 SECONDS.

You should be able to just walk past all the enemies so you're not forced to fight the stupid Mob Swarms, and get rid of all the walls and stuff, Literally nobody likes fighting mobs and the weird gimmicks are dumb and just padding to make it seem difficult. This is my honest opinion.

So lets just skip all that and get to the Portal. OFC we get there too late and we have to have Garaglyheim or whatever its called. So we enter the portal (Which should be about 5x bigger BTW, so unrealistic) And begin to fight it.

THE BOSS FIGHT!
I'm not very good at designing boss fights, but right now its dumb so we'll change it. First of all I think the entire current fight is basically padding since there are way too many mobs and the organs system is gimmicky and weird. So I think we shouldn’t enter its mouth and instead just attack its head over and over while its chained down and then it will die.

Once thats done we should just get our reward immediately and finish the quest, nobody cares about this sappy dialogue and filler.

And that's been my improved Dwarves and Doguns questline, as inspired by @FluxifiedGod1. I hope you all enjoy.
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lol gg

the drink · May 26, 2019

theres something here that i could say that would resolve this all, but fluxified would vasectomize me

Mistrise Mystic · May 27, 2019

Oculism said: ↑

theres something here that i could say that would resolve this all, but fluxified would vasectomize me
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do it. Just do it. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

ShadowMage1 · May 29, 2019

Oculism said: ↑

theres something here that i could say that would resolve this all, but fluxified would vasectomize me
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You're a penguin. You have more power over him.

Mistrise Mystic · Jun 2, 2019

ShadowMage1 said: ↑

You're a penguin. You have more power over him.
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at this point this is just a complete meme thread

the drink · Jul 13, 2019

correct

hes not actually serious
flux is just trying to troll people.
he said it himself.

Flow of Fate said: ↑

at this point this is just a complete meme thread
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Mistrise Mystic · Jul 14, 2019

Oculism said: ↑

correct

hes not actually serious
flux is just trying to troll people.
he said it himself.
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This was a month ago

the drink · Jul 14, 2019

Flow of Fate said: ↑

This was a month ago
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It should be known either way, before he starts new stuff.

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Of Dwarves And Disappointments (short Review)

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