Game Design No Ranged Mobs Near Parkour

JoeCat17 · Oct 20, 2016

Shanaro said: ↑

one other thing about eots: its name makes no sense. there is no storm in the quest, nor is there any calm bit amongst the chaos.
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Its name is referring to the eye that drops when you kill Narageth, but other than that it doesn't make much sense.

Happy New Year · Oct 20, 2016

Overload said: ↑

There are so many jump and runs with ranged mobs which are hitting you off, so annoying...
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thats the point

TurtleTheSeawing · Dec 21, 2016

Selvut283 said: ↑

Purple And Blue, yes.

House of Twain, I have never had any issues with this. Which section are you talking about?

Eye of the Storm is just shit and should never have existed flat-out. I hate it.
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Oh snap! Selvut is throwing that shade at the one who made Eye of the Storm! (Whom I can't remember right now!)

ElegantDeath · Dec 21, 2016

CuddleDragonHoke said: ↑

Oh snap! Selvut is throwing that shade at the one who made Eye of the Storm! (Whom I can't remember right now!)
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hoke... how could you necro like this

TurtleTheSeawing · Dec 21, 2016

joshaftelEXE said: ↑

hoke... how could you necro like this
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Idk if it's that bad of a Necro... but I actually didn't notice, so my bad...

AetherArising · Dec 21, 2016

Selvut283 said: ↑

Priest: "Hey these cultists are bad, go save this guy."
*maze-like area with obscure passages*
*hellhound out of nowhere*
Kidnapped guy: "Yo these cultists are trying to kill me because they're evil but they say they've not evil because we're evil because we're not evil. Don't worry, I can leave this room with heavily armed psychopaths who brought me down here in the first place, you can go now that you've accomplished nothing."
Priest: "Oh hey did you know this church in the middle of nowhere had an artifact of doom that was actually in Wynn before it was brought here for no reason and hidden here from before the time where humans were allowed in Gavel? That's a sensible thing to do, right? By the way those culty guys dashed in here like a minute ago and took it to the town, go fix it."
Cultists: "Oh, you can't go into a fully-fledged town that you can actually enter the boundaries of before completing this quest and therefore respawn there with no clear way out if you die cause we own it. Don't even think about going into the obvious entrance-hole next to us.
Mayor: "Hey man I know at this point that you've probably killed a few bosses that are way tougher than anything Gavel's thrown at you but hey go on my roof for a sec. Don't worry I hid the path to the balcony expertly."
*you look at the one defining feature of the Kander Forest that everyone knows about for two seconds*
Mayor: "HOLY SHIT WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG QUICK GET IN MY BASEMENT HURRY"
*you go into the basement and find a massive tunnel that -still- has cultists and shit in it even though it was supposedly safe*
Mayor: "BY THE WAY I PUT A PUZZLE DOWN THERE"
*suddenly sliding puzzle to waste 60 seconds of your time*
Wizard: "Nah these guys are amateurs but they still have a fucking demon hand jutting out of the ground since they got their special artifact like ten minutes ago, these cultists are terrible at their jobs but they're also a massive threat, go get me a thing so you can go into this area that your Purified Helmet of Legends should easily protect you from, no you can't go in there with it because reasons."
Cultist Guy: "YO IM GONNA FUCK YOU UP IF YOU GET NEAR ME"
*he dies in a matter of seconds*
Wizard: "Okay, awesome, now that you have this scroll that lets me send people into the culty place that was stolen from me a very long while ago, go meet up with this guy that's been in there since after the scroll was stolen but since before you got here, he'll help you."
*parkour+ranged enemies*
Spy guy: "Hey, I got a letter from the wizard guy thanks to Deus Ex Mailchina ExpressDelivery service: Running your messages through areas impossible to go through by normal means since 1897! Turns out that I can't help because my arms are useless ever since I got cut on my leg. Now SHUT UP AND HURRY TO THE NEXT ROOM THESE AMATEUR CULTISTS ARE GONNA RAISE THE DEMON CONNECTED TO THAT HAND"
Generic Satan #297: "MUAHAHAHA I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD BECAUSE I'M A DEMON WE DO THAT RIGHT"
Spy guy: "QUICK GO GRIND INSTEAD OF TRYING TO KILL THE BOSS BECAUSE REASONS! Wait, how I got here? Oh, I just ran ahead of you across this massive chamber with my cut up leg that keeps me from fighting, why do you ask?"
Spy Guy: "Okay you brought me five pearl necklaces that have nothing to do with the boss whatsoever since they had to use a special artifact of doom from another province to raise him, awesome now we can kill him!
Generic Satan #297: "NOOOO MY 24TH WEAKNESS! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, MORTAL!"
Spy Guy: "Awesome, go kill a demon prince now! Don't worry, even though that hand raised out of the hill is literally his, he's not even a hundredth of the size of it so you can kill him! Wait, how I got here? Oh, I just ran ahead of you across this massive chamber with my cut up leg that keeps me from fighting, why do you ask?"
*generic satan dies*
Spy guy: "Cool you got the artifact of doom back! Now bring this back to wizard-man. Don't worry, I'll be fine in this giant pit of death and despair with the demon's strongest minions, I can fight even though I have a cut up leg which makes me totally impotent while fighting, you can go!"
Wizard: "Shit you're back already I didn't get to practice my generic totally-not-ripped-off-from Lord of the Rings speed. Uhhh, here's some money now go away."
-end quest-
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This is by far the best description of EotS

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