Corrupt A Wish!

Granted! Everyone dies, so nobody can protect or attack beliefs anymore.

I wish that it is impossible to corrupt this wish.

 

Wish granted! It kills the thread as nobody can reply.

I wish for a small loan of a million dollars.

 

You lose your mind and become president. Then you get assassinated.

I wish to make the next comenter suffer the same fate I get.

 

I wish that you gave me a wish next time.

 

I wish to make the next comenter suffer the same fate I get.

 

What fate?
soz
Will delete this after gets answered

 

Granted, but your fate is a positive experience, so everyone is happy, which is the exact opposite of what this thread is supposed to be about.
I wish that Stefan's aka Robbie Rotten's cancer was cured.

 

Granted, but unfortunately he dies of a cold soon after.

I wish for an end to world famine

 

Granted, it's solved, but people now have to eat roaches and crickets.
I wish that corkus city had a more creative name

 

Granted, it's name is now impossible to spell or pronounce

I wish for Order to become the World Ideology

 

Granted, that order becomes chaos.

I wish to solo LI without skill pots

 

Granted, however, you won't get the reward, instead you'll level DOWN one level each time you finish.

I wish rainbow tanks were balanced.

 

Granted, but selvut buffs poison while nerfing rainbow tanks.
I wish that the balloon guy in corkus city would take me to Ahmsord instead of Kandon Beda.

 

Granted, but it has a 99,9% chance to crash in the process.
I wish people would stop wishing wishes while wishing wishes which weren't wishing to be wished.

 

Granted, but the grammar police come and arrest you because in grammar, you aren't allowed to repeat words in a sentence.
I wish that Pokemon were real.

 

Granted, a Fire-type Pokemon uses Flamethrower on you.

I wish for the 1.17 update to add new boss altars

 

Granted, but one of the new boss altars is 9001 times harder than the orange cybel.
I wish that I could be a Mage irl.

 

Granted! You blow up the planet with a single meteor.

I wish for the 1.17 update to fix guilds.

 

Granted, but it also breaks combat

I wish for an orange wybel

 

Granted, it is the boss version and rips you to shreds.

I wish to get the Hero rank for free.