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World A Sad Lack Of Worship

Discussion in 'General Suggestions' started by dudeguy, Nov 21, 2020.

  1. dudeguy

    dudeguy Travelled Adventurer

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    Wynncraft has an amazing amount of flaws, but many of these can be looked past, considering this is a Minecraft server. Despite this, an impressive Minecraft server, because of its world. Ah yes, one of the greatest draws on Wynncraft; it's builds. This gorgeous and stunning world, filled with so much creativity and detail.

    But. But where are the Churches? A magical world would assume greater influences that are beyond imagination. Yet I cannot find my place of worship. I ride my sad 20/20 black horse, and stumble into Detlas with 2 potions, alongside my down-trodden spirit -- dragging my broken body to the next quest npc. Before I start my next potion chugging journey, I look to God for help; for power. I torture my horse for another 5 minutes, searching for the nearest church. I must pray to my God, to Salted. Where is he in my time of great need?

    No Church in Detlas, no Churches in most towns or cities. Forget the Cow, any God will do. Can a man not kneel before the greater powers, and pray? Can he not speak to the great Cow? Side note: I don't understand why Salted refers to himself as a cow, because cows are female cattle. Would he not be a bull? Is Salted somehow implying he is a girl? Why? Why must I continuously suffer? These hardships are too difficult to endear, I find my will weakening as the clock tics away, and every page of the calendar drops. Could the governments across every sea and unknown expanse not spare some time, money, and space for a place of worship?

    Me, a humble assassin, shambling his way across the nations. I am stripped of my religious practices. I am torn from my once loyal beliefs. I am deprived of the strength my God once put forth in me. Who am I? Nothing but a hollow mercenary, a legionless soldier. All because what? Because there was not enough love or care for the Gods. Not enough churches. Not enough social or cultural influence. Where is my beloved Prince? My sweet Cow? Please. There needs to be a bovine church in every city.
     
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  2. dr_carlos

    dr_carlos Self-Proclaimed English Nerd

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    Well there are a lot of churches and other religious groups all over Wynncraft including the cow place in a certain quest I shan't spoil...
    However, there are a lack of them in some places.
    However, having more might offend some people (most likely religious ones).

    Side note: use god in your writing, capital g is reserved for the Abrahamic God (Wikipedia). This is probably from back in the day millenia ago but is considered more correct English.
     
  3. Aya

    Aya Very Serious Gensokyo Journalist VIP+

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    Salted identifies as a she, Salted is a very modern being as you can see
     
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  4. dr_carlos

    dr_carlos Self-Proclaimed English Nerd

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    Ah
    Didn't know that
     
  5. dudeguy

    dudeguy Travelled Adventurer

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    good to know, thanks
     
  6. dr_carlos

    dr_carlos Self-Proclaimed English Nerd

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    You're welcome (I'm an English nerd if you couldn't tell)
     
  7. Aya

    Aya Very Serious Gensokyo Journalist VIP+

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    This is a joke by the way, don't take it seriously, I actually don't know if he does
     
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  8. Indestructiball

    Indestructiball Travelled Adventurer

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    There's like five major churches around the world and the rest is probably just shrines or prayers, you don't need a grand, ostentatious place to say words if uou can do it in your home, and most major cities can't fit a cathedral, due to lack of space, and oh, the endless war against the undead.
     
  9. dr_carlos

    dr_carlos Self-Proclaimed English Nerd

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    Yes I know
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    I'm not sure that church is the right word here, idk about you, but in my country there are heaps of churches.
    Heck, there's even a 'city of churches' with like 10 just in the city.
    But yeah.
     
  10. Indestructiball

    Indestructiball Travelled Adventurer

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    I mean in wynncraft
     
  11. Derecho Drifter

    Derecho Drifter Surfing winds and chasing windfalls VIP+

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    I meaaaan
     
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  12. dudeguy

    dudeguy Travelled Adventurer

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    sounds like some anti-bovemist propaganda to me. totally lame excuses to not have more churches, give me more churches damnit
     
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  13. ZockerCam

    ZockerCam S4lted please give everyone the new Build Stands VIP

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    omg please dark mode friendly.
    black = bad
     
  14. Theeef

    Theeef God of 4 AM Profession Rants HERO

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    Set the color to none instead of black after your side note (and on future posts). That way the text is still visible for people who use dark theme.
     
  15. Samsam101

    Samsam101 soviet cinfras soviet cinfras soviet cinfras HERO

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    we need one bovine church for every block
    Somebody didn't read the bovine bible enough times. If you had had the sense to read chapter 69 at 3AM you would have known that Salted is a bull with his horns cut down by farmer Grian
     
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  16. dr_carlos

    dr_carlos Self-Proclaimed English Nerd

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    Where can I get this?
     
  17. TrapinchO

    TrapinchO Help the wiki! VIP+ Featured Wynncraftian

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    Time to use WynnTheory discord to make Bovemist bible
     
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  18. Samsam101

    Samsam101 soviet cinfras soviet cinfras soviet cinfras HERO

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    You can buy one for 420$ on store.wynncraft.com
     
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  19. dr_carlos

    dr_carlos Self-Proclaimed English Nerd

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    Ah, I forgot to go on at 3am. Found it, thanks!
     
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  20. dudeguy

    dudeguy Travelled Adventurer

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    I refuse! I shall bring pain! And suffering! To these forums! No one shall be safe from my non-dark friendly forum posts, wow that sounds bad, but you know what I mean. I will force people to read my shit-posts using light theme, or forcing them to squint. I will blind you, and bring the ultimate pain and suffering.