Bart (MC)

i have a theory that if you put the right pressure on my head i just fall over like happens to kittens. untested, out of fear

one functional tip for waking up in the morning is to just not close your curtains. it fucks with your sleep schedule but you will wake up

fairly long bedroom and fully brick walls and everyone else sleeps on the other side of the house and i STILL can't talk or they hear it mfw

linguistics experiment: putting a child who only ever read homestuck in a room with one who only ever watched dracula flow videos

been working on this need i have to justify myself for everything. you see, i think it's important to change that because-

the term vocal stim annoys me to no end but i have read "what's going on" out loud in the crazy frog cadence in public 3 times too many

i may truly, truly despise working with docker for my courses. "convenient for consistency" my ass that shit takes years to bugtest

i'm watching a balatro tournament stream and they just pulled out baron mime perkeo hell naw

bwaaaaaa i fear my headache era is back. i don't know why i hope it's just two bad days

they trapped me into tourneys for three different gamemodes on osu, it's getting a little ridiculous

the degeneration of the daily chatspammer of the minigame wordle or horse enclose to the click-only rngdle or seedle (1:41:03) (2.1m views)

i think you should have a myanimelist or letterboxed or scrobble or whatever but you can't update it more than once a decade

i will never reach the manic vibes my french teacher from 2015 had, i would not be surprised if she has killed by now. i survived that class

i shit you fucking not someone in my lecture today had a loss tattoo on their wrist. they were very happy about me noticing it but wtffff

so desperate for new material to read i've been turning to the dark side recently (ao3)

i think i scared someone by taking my glasses off & showing the actual size of the bags under my eyes

inscryption is basically like homestuck when you think about it

they did surgery on a grape

performative to-bed-goer. getting so much worse at falling asleep recently Oops

max length slowmode discord channel is the true exact opposite of a mudae or fish bot channel. in this essay, i will