Bart (MC)

overslept and raced to reach my class and when i got in they were just chilling and playing cards against humanity wtf

shortest fire alarm ever today at college: maybe 40 seconds. just enough for everyone to get outside

been a while since ive asked for a werewolf related quest in the dark forest

in my aspiration to be two people under a trenchcoat, i have purchased a trenchcoat. now to figure out the mitosis

i've invented a new kind of sleep deprivation. it's where you get a solid 8 hours of sleep and feel like it's 3

listened to a skibidi toilet kid moan about how 67 is a dumb meme and not actually funny. welcome to getting older little buddy

developed a fear of water but in a completely healthy way. not rabies related. why would you say that. obviously i'm normal

they started a cult in the wordle channel

had one of those neck pain jaw pain drool pond nerve pinching naps and it was wonderful

when i die i'm going to be leaving behind suuuuuch a long reading recommendations list it'll be sweet

they fucking did it. hatsune miku lucario. oh my god

i should invest in a huge radiator so my room will finally stop pushing low 10s in the winter ((its not even winter actually wtf))

my wisdom teeth are coming in!!! i know this because i can feel it in another tooth and it's VERY annoying

i found a 20 below my closet, so im taking suggestions for the dumbest thing i can buy

i should play night in the woods again, i remember so much being excellent and also forgot the ending lol

hawk tuah man

me reading the gay furry book that makes you gay and a furry and nothing happens idk

i love the cold days where you have to pick between forever too cold to be comfy and headache

i know it already came and went, but salty chocolate is still such a fascinating combination to me. does no one else feel how wrong it is

update on my cousins' sim torturing plans: they discovered planet zoo and have (supposedly) switched to animals for a change