Bart (MC)

there's a genre of movies i call "harassment film" and anytime one is on my mom loves it and everyone else gets uncomfortable watching it

they missed the most likely sea of sorrow release date. sorrowsanity is officially started from now on

i feel like if i found a magical amulet on the ground nowadays that shit wouldn't even curse me, it would just spin slowly or something

i have the supernatural ability to move a creature with my mind. that creature is, on occasion, me

truly and honestly getting enough makes everything you might struggle with significantly easier. the one true life hack is Go To Bed

have i ever mentioned i have an uncanny ability to ruin bike tires? i have to replace domething twice a year minimum

if you concentrate hard enough you can label any alarm bells in your head as the "nothing ever happens" bells

one million years since the shoutbox. geologists are finding it

not a fan of larp becoming a negative term. it's honestly solid as a burn but it man it devolved into just a general negative real quick

my parents are out of town and i IMMEDIATELY got sick mann wtf i swear i can take care of myself

it's been a full filmography of emplemon kinda day. tonight we're astral projecting though

i would absolutely slay in a timeloop. unironically 20 years no trouble but knowing my luck it'd be one of the random days i'm constipated

followup: they're sending me the furry character from a mahjong game and forcing me to watch a 3 hour 30 tutorial, i will be baked soon

discord server i'm in is quickly getting overtaken by mahjong as if it's an asian elderly home. i don't know why and i don't know the rules

i fear one day i will find a piece of art that will completely never leave my mind and haunt me for the rest of my life

i had to go to the bank building today and it was just like a table with a guy who im pretty sure is younger than i am. very unexpected

they're telling me gta 6 is getting leaks and i can only hope that game just suuuucks ass. like really smelly and dysfunctional

i keep seeing furry art shipping mac & dennis from iasip and they get the dynamic brutally wrong and for a moment i felt like a tumblr user

gotten it down to 5 thoughts a day and 3 of them are spent on that damn wordle

self-diagnosing is so out of style. diagnose your parents instead