Comments on Profile Post by JustCrona

I'm the only good saxophonist, so my jazz band director just lets me sleep through practices when I want, as long as I show up.

If you're the only good sax player, you should be teaching the other saxes so they're better! Also, greetings from a jazz bassist

The other saxes are beyond saving. I spent all of last year trying to teach them and they just didn't want to learn. Bass is fucking cool my man.

Well the real question is (to both of you): Can you solo from the top of your head?

Ofc my boy. The conductor refused to cut me off for 25 minutes and just kept telling me to go on.

But can you play Careless Whispers

Boi I'm a bassist.


Hell yeah I can

That song makes my booty juices flow

Isn't it great that an entire conversation can go on about Jazz band while I'm away? Just kidding, you guys are great, bassists sound deep and smooth, and saxophones always make a song sound whole and complete, just so you know. I would know, because I'm a clarinet, and clarinet's are backup trumpets/tenor saxes.

Clarinet has some of the most well known solos in American Jazz to be fair

Jazz clarinet is amazing. The best stuff is usually from around the 40s

Aww, y'all are saying sweet things about the Squidward in the class <3 Thanks guys

Squidward is the least cancer spongebob character.