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Salkasm
Last Activity:
Mar 20, 2019 at 5:25 PM
Joined:
Apr 9, 2016
Messages:
1,820
Likes Received:
4,538
Trophy Points:
164
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Nov 2, 1994 (Age: 24)
Location:
Switzerland
Occupation:
Chemist

Salkasm

Bathtub Mermaid, Male, 24, from Switzerland

Staff Member Moderator HERO

Thank you @Toy__ for my 2000th ban. Toy is gone. Feb 24, 2019

Salkasm was last seen:
Mar 20, 2019 at 5:25 PM
    1. Aya
      Aya
      0/10 i thought we were doing PC-98, this is windows reimu, im disappointed
    2. LuckyPatch11
      LuckyPatch11
      I has taken your donation box
      1. YYGAYMER and Salkasm like this.
    3. YYGAYMER
      YYGAYMER
      and FINALLY
      WE ARE HERE

      armpit
      1. Natsuki~, LuckyPatch11 and Salkasm like this.
    4. Bear_Force
      Bear_Force
      Omg Salksam isn't the head-moderator anymore? (EMERGENCY BUTTON ACTIVATED)
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      2. Bear_Force
        Bear_Force
        Whoops :P
        Fast typing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
        Jan 27, 2019
      3. LuckyPatch11
        LuckyPatch11
        Sometimes that's how I say your name... it's a problem of me misspelling peoples names
        Jan 27, 2019
      4. Bear_Force
        Bear_Force
        Ayyyyy <3
        Jan 28, 2019
    5. H0Y0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y
      H0Y0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y
      Secretly @Pretzule came back and he’s now the mod manager. He took your rank.
    6. Saya
      Saya
      how to lootrun in 2019? :3
      1. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        I heard taking out the loot chest on a nice date raises Mythic chances, albeit only lowly.
        Jan 27, 2019
        Trickster1399 and Saya like this.
    7. Gabe Crocoduck
      Gabe Crocoduck
      but who shall manage the mods now?
      1. Salkasm likes this.
      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Autonomy manages itself
        Jan 27, 2019
        Bear_Force and Gabe Crocoduck like this.
    8. Hesnilo
    9. SourMatt
      SourMatt
      Where has the Mod Manager rank disappeared to?
      1. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Oblivion
        Jan 26, 2019
      2. SourMatt
        SourMatt
        :thinking:
        Jan 26, 2019
    10. captanredberad
      captanredberad
      thank you I have deleted the previous post so others can't go to it again.

      Who should I go to if I see something like it again?
      1. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Any moderator works^^
        Jan 26, 2019
    11. Altakar
      Altakar
      oh god that smile
      1. Salkasm likes this.
    12. Bear_Force
      Bear_Force
      Ahoy captain Salkasm <o
      1. Salkasm likes this.
    13. Aya
      Aya
      why can i only think of that scientist guy from pokemon
      1. Bear_Force likes this.
      2. Yuri~
        Yuri~
        Which one, Colress?
        Jan 22, 2019
        Salkasm likes this.
      3. Aya
        Aya
        colress it was
        Jan 22, 2019
        Salkasm likes this.
    14. Hannahlul
      Hannahlul
      hi salk
      been a w h i l e
      (not stolen)
      1. _Tiger
        _Tiger
        Don't flirt with mods
        Jan 21, 2019
        Gabe Crocoduck likes this.
      2. Hannahlul
        Hannahlul
        thinking emoji laughing emoji
        Jan 26, 2019
    15. orange0404
      orange0404
      hi salk
      been a w h i l e
    16. Aya
      Aya
      I got no jokes for this character so uhm...
      Maribel with cool hat
    17. Salkasm
      Salkasm
      1. 8000000d and Juiceboxing like this.
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      3. Bear_Force
        Bear_Force
        Well, that's right ^-^
        Even after my idk... 500th loot run I'm not gonig to give up ^-^
        Jan 18, 2019
        A Human likes this.
      4. A Human
        A Human
        According to the stats page, you’ve opened less than 30k chests. You found approximately 1 Mythic per 1000 chests.
        Jan 23, 2019
      5. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        According to my info tab and my thread, I have ~85k chests distributed on 4 accounts.
        Jan 23, 2019
        A Human likes this.
    18. Averine
      Averine
      :pig_spin:
      1. 8000000d and Salkasm like this.
      2. Cruuk
        Cruuk
        :pig_spin:
        Jan 18, 2019
        8000000d and Salkasm like this.
    19. Gabe Crocoduck
      Gabe Crocoduck
      no more touhou gifs?
    20. Bluescreen
      Bluescreen
      Why do you change your profile pic every 12 seconds
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Nov 2, 1994 (Age: 24)
    Location:
    Switzerland
    Occupation:
    Chemist
    Guild:
    Minecraft:
    Uhh you really wanna read this?

    Hey there I'm Salkasm, just an ordinary guy on the internet. You probably want some stuff about me I guess.

    Wynncraft related:
    - I was the 4th to reach level 1010 on Wynn and the 1st to have 2 accounts on level 1010.
    - I have been promoted to Moderator on the 16th of September 2017
    - I have been promoted to Trial Community Manager on the 16th of February 2018
    - I have been promoted to [1/2] of a pretzule (Mod Manager, part of a Community Manager) on the 17th of July 2018 to 24th of January 2019.
    - I like to loot-run hence I have a good number on looted chests

    Amount of chests looted (18/01/2019):
    [​IMG] + [​IMG] + [​IMG] + [​IMG] = 84'459 Chests

    - Pure (Mob Drop)
    - Apocalypse (Daily Chest)
    - Inferno (Mob Drop)
    - Weathered (Mob Drop)
    - Slayer (Loot Chest)
    - Warchief (Loot Chest)
    - Ignis (Loot Chest)
    - Slayer (Loot Chest)
    - Az (Mob Drop)
    - Warchief (Loot Chest)
    - Guardian (Loot Chest)
    - Boreal (Loot Chest)
    - Pure (Loot Chest)
    - Galleon (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Lament (Loot Chest)
    - Crusade Sabatons (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Slayer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Crusade Sabatons (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Gaia (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Galleon (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Slayer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]

    Owned Mythics (18/01/2019):

    [​IMG]

    Games related:
    - I play Minecraft (obviously)
    - Overwatch
    - Touhou
    - Pokemon

    - I study chemistry (got a bachelors, working on masters, planning on doing PhD)
    - I play in an orchestra though I dont like classical music a lot (I play the flute)
    - I've served the Swiss Army for 300 days as a paramedic
    - I'm half asian and half Swiss
    - Yes I like cheese (a lot) and chocolate ("you like chocolate a lot" - naybelline)

    naybelline is my sunshine <3

    Code:
    package goddrinksjava;
    
    /**
     * The program GodDrinksJava implements an application that
     * creates an empty simulated world with no meaning or purpose.
     *
     * @author momocashew
     */
     
    // Switch on the power line
    // Remember to put on
    // PROTECTION
    public class GodDrinksJava {
        // Lay down your pieces
        // And let's begin
        // OBJECT CREATION
        public static void main(String[] args) {
            // Fill in my data
            // parameters
            // INITIALIZATION
            Thing me = new Lovable("Me", 0, true, -1, false);
            Thing you = new Lovable("You", 0, false, -1, false);
          
            // Set up our new world
            World world = new World(5);
            world.addThing(me);
            world.addThing(you);
            // And let's begin the
            // SIMULATION
            world.startSimulation();
    
    
    
            // If I'm a set of points
            if(me instanceof PointSet){
                // Then I will give you my
                // DIMENSION
                you.addAttribute(me.getDimensions().toAttribute());
            }
    
            // If I'm a circle
            if(me instanceof Circle){
                // Then I will give you my
                // CIRCUMFERENCE
                you.addAttribute(me.getCircumference().toAttribute());
            }
    
            // If I'm a sine wave
            if(me instanceof SineWave){
                // Then you can sit on all my
                // TANGENTS
                you.addAction("sit", me.getTangent(you.getXPosition()));
            }
    
            // If I approach infinity
            if(me instanceof Sequence){
                // Then you can be my
                // LIMITATIONS
                me.setLimit(you.toLimit());
            }
    
    
    
            // Switch my current
            // To AC, to DC
            me.toggleCurrent();
    
            // And then blind my vision
            me.canSee(false);
            // So dizzy, so dizzy
            me.addFeeling("dizzy");
    
            // Oh, we can travel
            world.timeTravelForTwo("AD", 617, me, you);
            // To A.D., to B.C.
            world.timeTravelForTwo("BC", 3691, me, you);
    
            // And we can unite
            world.unite(me, you);
            // So deeply, so deeply
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can give you all the
            // SIMULATIONS
            if(me.getNumSimulationsAvailable() >=
                you.getNumSimulationsNeeded()){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can be your only
                // SATISFACTION
                you.setSatisfaction(me.toSatisfaction());
            }
    
            // If I can make you happy
            if(you.getFeelingIndex("happy") != -1){
                // I will run the
                // EXECUTION
                me.requestExecution(world);
            }
    
            // Though we are trapped
            // In this strange, strange
            // SIMULATION
            world.lockThing(me);
            world.lockThing(you);
    
    
    
            // If I'm an eggplant
            if(me instanceof Eggplant){
                // Then I will give you my
                // NUTRIENTS
                you.addAttribute(me.getNutrients().toAttribute());
                me.resetNutrients();
            }
            // If I'm a tomato
            if(me instanceof Tomato){
                // Then I will give you
                // ANTIOXIDANTS
                you.addAttribute(me.getAntioxidants().toAttribute());
                me.resetAntioxidants();
            }
            // If I'm a tabby cat
            if(me instanceof TabbyCat){
                // Then I will purr for your
                // ENJOYMENT
                me.purr();
            }
    
            // If I'm the only god
            if(world.getGod().equals(me)){
                // Then you're the proof of my
                // EXISTENCE
                me.setProof(you.toProof());
            }
    
    
    
            // Switch my gender
            // To F, to M
            me.toggleGender();
            // And then do whatever
            // From AM to PM
            world.procreate(me, you);
            // Oh, switch my role
            // To S, to M
            me.toggleRoleBDSM();
            // So we can enter
            // The trance, the trance
            world.makeHigh(me);
            world.makeHigh(you);
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can feel your
            // VIBRATIONS
            if(me.getSenseIndex("vibration")){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can finally be
                // COMPLETION
                me.addFeeling("complete");
            }
            // Though you have left
            world.unlock(you);
            world.removeThing(you);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left me in
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // ISOLATION
    
            // If I can
            // If I can erase all the pointless
            // FRAGMENTS
            if(me.getMemory().isErasable()){
                // Then maybe
                // Then maybe you won't leave me so
                // DISHEARTENED
                me.removeFeeling("disheartened");
            }
    
            // Challenging your god
            try{
                me.setOpinion(me.getOpinionIndex("you are here"), false);
            }
            // You have made some
            catch(IllegalArgumentException e){
                // ILLEGAL ARGUMENTS
                world.announce("God is always true.");
            }
    
    
    
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EIN
            world.announce("1", "de"); // ein; German
            // DOS
            world.announce("2", "es"); // dos; Español
            // TROIS
            world.announce("3", "fr"); // trois; French
            // NE
            world.announce("4", "kr"); // 넷; Korean
            // FEM
            world.announce("5", "se"); // fem; Swedish
            // LIU
            world.announce("6", "cn"); // 六; Chinese
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can give them all the
            // EXECUTION
            if(world.isExecutableBy(me)){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can be your only
                // EXECUTION
                you.setExecution(me.toExecution());
            }
    
            // If I can have you back
            if(world.getThingIndex(you) != -1){
                // I will run the
                // EXECUTION
                world.runExecution();
            }
    
            // Though we are trapped
            // We are trapped, ah
            me.escape(world);
    
    
    
            // I've studied
            // I've studied how to properly
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.learnTopic("love");
            // Question me
            // Question me, I can answer all
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.takeExamTopic("love");
            // I know the
            // algebraic expression of
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.getAlbegraicExpression("love");
            // Though you are free
            // I am trapped, trapped in
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.escape("love");
    
    
    
            // EXECUTION
            world.execute(me);
    
        }
    
    }

    Signature

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