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Salkasm
Last Activity:
Feb 23, 2019 at 3:33 PM
Joined:
Apr 9, 2016
Messages:
1,815
Likes Received:
4,501
Trophy Points:
164
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Nov 2, 1994 (Age: 24)
Location:
Switzerland
Occupation:
Chemist

Salkasm

Bathtub Mermaid, Male, 24, from Switzerland

Staff Member Moderator HERO

Valentine's Day is saved, Hollow Knight: Silksong was revealed. Feb 14, 2019

Salkasm was last seen:
Viewing forum list, Feb 23, 2019 at 3:33 PM
    1. Marisa Kirisame
      Marisa Kirisame
      Demons have found a darker way of killing with flowers then me
      1. Salkasm likes this.
    2. Zack Gau
      Zack Gau
      Yo support hasn’t responded at all
    3. Aya
      Aya
      where are my touhous
      1. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Done
        Feb 17, 2019 at 5:08 PM
      2. Aya
        Aya
        Disgusting.
        Touhou 17 for more touhous when
        Feb 18, 2019 at 9:22 AM
    4. Salkasm
      Salkasm
      Valentine's Day is saved, Hollow Knight: Silksong was revealed.
      1. MegaCoquin, Aya, WithTheFish and 2 others like this.
    5. SilverMirror
      SilverMirror
      You thought you could hide boogiepop from me but you can't
      1. naybelline and Salkasm like this.
      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        *cough*
        Feb 12, 2019
    6. Salkasm
      Salkasm
      Well thats it, I went through the entire cast of Touhou that is also featured on TPDP.
    7. Aya
      Aya
      Hey look, it is that character everyone wants back yeet it's not coming ever
      Give up with Mima y'all, it's never coming back
      1. Aya
        Aya
        Better to accept it now and get hurt than accepting it too late and getting killed
        Feb 10, 2019
    8. Bluescreen
      Bluescreen
      What is this, the third profile pic change today?
      1. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        The first, but thank you for paying attention to the fact it changed.
        Feb 9, 2019
    9. Marisa Kirisame
      Marisa Kirisame
      Meme-a (end me)
      1. Salkasm likes this.
    10. YYGAYMER
      YYGAYMER
      Mima will be on touhou 17
      1. Salkasm likes this.
      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        YES
        Feb 9, 2019
    11. YYGAYMER
      YYGAYMER
      Usual touhou boss : "Fight me"
      Sariel : "die"
      1. Salkasm likes this.
    12. Aya
      Aya
      Hey look it is that character people called "Cirno's mom" for the memes or something
      1. Aya
        Aya
        Which real name also is an anagram of Asriel
        Ecks dee
        Feb 7, 2019
        Salkasm likes this.
    13. Aya
      Aya
      Chaos chao- oh wait wrong game
      1. Marisa Kirisame, YYGAYMER and Salkasm like this.
    14. YYGAYMER
      YYGAYMER
      Reimu stole her theme
      1. Salkasm likes this.
    15. zBruninBR
      zBruninBR
      thank you so much
    16. Aya
      Aya
      Is this a Touhou version of Hashr?
      1. Salkasm likes this.
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      3. Aya
        Aya
        so we have only seen 1% of this power?
        Feb 5, 2019
      4. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Relative 1%
        Feb 5, 2019
      5. CorruptedHashr
        CorruptedHashr
        I have been summoned
        Feb 5, 2019
    17. Salkasm
      Salkasm
      @YYGAYMER Now tell me what character this one is^^ (Magan has a sprite that is too big for the forums, so this one is a placeholder)
      1. YYGAYMER likes this.
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      3. Aya
        Aya
        HSoB
        Hidden Star of Butts

        I'm not sorry, suffer
        Feb 4, 2019
        Stag2001 likes this.
      4. Marisa Kirisame
        Marisa Kirisame
        Brain.exe has stopped working
        Feb 4, 2019
      5. Aya
        Aya
        Wait, better:
        Hellish Shit on Butt
        Feb 6, 2019
    18. Aya
      Aya
      Hey look it is Void Termina's soul from Kirby Super Maiden
    19. Khaps
      Khaps
      eYe
      1. Salkasm likes this.
    20. Marisa Kirisame
      Marisa Kirisame
      Eye don't know what to say about this
      1. Naraka00 and Salkasm like this.
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Nov 2, 1994 (Age: 24)
    Location:
    Switzerland
    Occupation:
    Chemist
    Guild:
    Minecraft:
    Uhh you really wanna read this?

    Hey there I'm Salkasm, just an ordinary guy on the internet. You probably want some stuff about me I guess.

    Wynncraft related:
    - I was the 4th to reach level 1010 on Wynn and the 1st to have 2 accounts on level 1010.
    - I have been promoted to Moderator on the 16th of September 2017
    - I have been promoted to Trial Community Manager on the 16th of February 2018
    - I have been promoted to [1/2] of a pretzule (Mod Manager, part of a Community Manager) on the 17th of July 2018 to 24th of January 2019.
    - I like to loot-run hence I have a good number on looted chests

    Amount of chests looted (18/01/2019):
    [​IMG] + [​IMG] + [​IMG] + [​IMG] = 84'459 Chests

    - Pure (Mob Drop)
    - Apocalypse (Daily Chest)
    - Inferno (Mob Drop)
    - Weathered (Mob Drop)
    - Slayer (Loot Chest)
    - Warchief (Loot Chest)
    - Ignis (Loot Chest)
    - Slayer (Loot Chest)
    - Az (Mob Drop)
    - Warchief (Loot Chest)
    - Guardian (Loot Chest)
    - Boreal (Loot Chest)
    - Pure (Loot Chest)
    - Galleon (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Lament (Loot Chest)
    - Crusade Sabatons (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Slayer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Crusade Sabatons (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Gaia (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Galleon (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Slayer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]

    Owned Mythics (18/01/2019):

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    Games related:
    - I play Minecraft (obviously)
    - Overwatch
    - Touhou
    - Pokemon

    - I study chemistry (got a bachelors, working on masters, planning on doing PhD)
    - I play in an orchestra though I dont like classical music a lot (I play the flute)
    - I've served the Swiss Army for 300 days as a paramedic
    - I'm half asian and half Swiss
    - Yes I like cheese (a lot) and chocolate ("you like chocolate a lot" - naybelline)

    naybelline is my sunshine <3

    Code:
    package goddrinksjava;
    
    /**
     * The program GodDrinksJava implements an application that
     * creates an empty simulated world with no meaning or purpose.
     *
     * @author momocashew
     */
     
    // Switch on the power line
    // Remember to put on
    // PROTECTION
    public class GodDrinksJava {
        // Lay down your pieces
        // And let's begin
        // OBJECT CREATION
        public static void main(String[] args) {
            // Fill in my data
            // parameters
            // INITIALIZATION
            Thing me = new Lovable("Me", 0, true, -1, false);
            Thing you = new Lovable("You", 0, false, -1, false);
          
            // Set up our new world
            World world = new World(5);
            world.addThing(me);
            world.addThing(you);
            // And let's begin the
            // SIMULATION
            world.startSimulation();
    
    
    
            // If I'm a set of points
            if(me instanceof PointSet){
                // Then I will give you my
                // DIMENSION
                you.addAttribute(me.getDimensions().toAttribute());
            }
    
            // If I'm a circle
            if(me instanceof Circle){
                // Then I will give you my
                // CIRCUMFERENCE
                you.addAttribute(me.getCircumference().toAttribute());
            }
    
            // If I'm a sine wave
            if(me instanceof SineWave){
                // Then you can sit on all my
                // TANGENTS
                you.addAction("sit", me.getTangent(you.getXPosition()));
            }
    
            // If I approach infinity
            if(me instanceof Sequence){
                // Then you can be my
                // LIMITATIONS
                me.setLimit(you.toLimit());
            }
    
    
    
            // Switch my current
            // To AC, to DC
            me.toggleCurrent();
    
            // And then blind my vision
            me.canSee(false);
            // So dizzy, so dizzy
            me.addFeeling("dizzy");
    
            // Oh, we can travel
            world.timeTravelForTwo("AD", 617, me, you);
            // To A.D., to B.C.
            world.timeTravelForTwo("BC", 3691, me, you);
    
            // And we can unite
            world.unite(me, you);
            // So deeply, so deeply
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can give you all the
            // SIMULATIONS
            if(me.getNumSimulationsAvailable() >=
                you.getNumSimulationsNeeded()){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can be your only
                // SATISFACTION
                you.setSatisfaction(me.toSatisfaction());
            }
    
            // If I can make you happy
            if(you.getFeelingIndex("happy") != -1){
                // I will run the
                // EXECUTION
                me.requestExecution(world);
            }
    
            // Though we are trapped
            // In this strange, strange
            // SIMULATION
            world.lockThing(me);
            world.lockThing(you);
    
    
    
            // If I'm an eggplant
            if(me instanceof Eggplant){
                // Then I will give you my
                // NUTRIENTS
                you.addAttribute(me.getNutrients().toAttribute());
                me.resetNutrients();
            }
            // If I'm a tomato
            if(me instanceof Tomato){
                // Then I will give you
                // ANTIOXIDANTS
                you.addAttribute(me.getAntioxidants().toAttribute());
                me.resetAntioxidants();
            }
            // If I'm a tabby cat
            if(me instanceof TabbyCat){
                // Then I will purr for your
                // ENJOYMENT
                me.purr();
            }
    
            // If I'm the only god
            if(world.getGod().equals(me)){
                // Then you're the proof of my
                // EXISTENCE
                me.setProof(you.toProof());
            }
    
    
    
            // Switch my gender
            // To F, to M
            me.toggleGender();
            // And then do whatever
            // From AM to PM
            world.procreate(me, you);
            // Oh, switch my role
            // To S, to M
            me.toggleRoleBDSM();
            // So we can enter
            // The trance, the trance
            world.makeHigh(me);
            world.makeHigh(you);
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can feel your
            // VIBRATIONS
            if(me.getSenseIndex("vibration")){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can finally be
                // COMPLETION
                me.addFeeling("complete");
            }
            // Though you have left
            world.unlock(you);
            world.removeThing(you);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left me in
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // ISOLATION
    
            // If I can
            // If I can erase all the pointless
            // FRAGMENTS
            if(me.getMemory().isErasable()){
                // Then maybe
                // Then maybe you won't leave me so
                // DISHEARTENED
                me.removeFeeling("disheartened");
            }
    
            // Challenging your god
            try{
                me.setOpinion(me.getOpinionIndex("you are here"), false);
            }
            // You have made some
            catch(IllegalArgumentException e){
                // ILLEGAL ARGUMENTS
                world.announce("God is always true.");
            }
    
    
    
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EIN
            world.announce("1", "de"); // ein; German
            // DOS
            world.announce("2", "es"); // dos; Español
            // TROIS
            world.announce("3", "fr"); // trois; French
            // NE
            world.announce("4", "kr"); // 넷; Korean
            // FEM
            world.announce("5", "se"); // fem; Swedish
            // LIU
            world.announce("6", "cn"); // 六; Chinese
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can give them all the
            // EXECUTION
            if(world.isExecutableBy(me)){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can be your only
                // EXECUTION
                you.setExecution(me.toExecution());
            }
    
            // If I can have you back
            if(world.getThingIndex(you) != -1){
                // I will run the
                // EXECUTION
                world.runExecution();
            }
    
            // Though we are trapped
            // We are trapped, ah
            me.escape(world);
    
    
    
            // I've studied
            // I've studied how to properly
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.learnTopic("love");
            // Question me
            // Question me, I can answer all
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.takeExamTopic("love");
            // I know the
            // algebraic expression of
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.getAlbegraicExpression("love");
            // Though you are free
            // I am trapped, trapped in
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.escape("love");
    
    
    
            // EXECUTION
            world.execute(me);
    
        }
    
    }

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