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Salkasm
Last Activity:
Mar 21, 2019 at 2:12 PM
Joined:
Apr 9, 2016
Messages:
1,820
Likes Received:
4,538
Trophy Points:
164
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Nov 2, 1994 (Age: 24)
Location:
Switzerland
Occupation:
Chemist

Salkasm

Bathtub Mermaid, Male, 24, from Switzerland

Staff Member Moderator HERO

Thank you @Toy__ for my 2000th ban. Toy is gone. Feb 24, 2019

Salkasm was last seen:
Viewing member profile Toy__, Mar 21, 2019 at 2:12 PM
    1. Khaps
      Khaps
      eYe
      1. Salkasm likes this.
    2. LuckyPatch11
      LuckyPatch11
      Eye don't know what to say about this
      1. Naraka00 and Salkasm like this.
    3. Saya
      Saya
      i identify as that middle yin yang orb
      1. Salkasm likes this.
    4. Aya
      Aya
      wasnt this that girl that had like male and female version
      Shingyoku was it called? it was like first boss ever iirc?
      1. Salkasm likes this.
      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Oh you know that character. Yeah they were basically the first boss in TH01 HRtP.
        Feb 1, 2019
      3. Aya
        Aya
        I mean, I know it because one sometimes likes to listen to the PC-98 tracks
        And well, I came to Shingyoku's once and kinda remembered it
        Sariel still looks like a mix of Cirno and Asriel to me tho
        Feb 1, 2019
      4. Aya
        Aya
        And I also know Mima because everyone wants her back for some reason and I don't know because I'm not that deep into touhou lore

        I just like the music a lot, man
        ... Just like 90% of the 2hu community
        Feb 1, 2019
    5. YYGAYMER
      YYGAYMER
      Fast Transgender

      But I prefer middle Ying Yang orb
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      2. YYGAYMER
        YYGAYMER
        btw wow already touhou 1
        Feb 1, 2019
        Salkasm likes this.
      3. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Yeah, only like 10 days to go, and Im through the entire cast.
        Feb 1, 2019
        YYGAYMER likes this.
    6. Aya
      Aya
      Is this original marisa
      1. Salkasm likes this.
      2. YYGAYMER
        YYGAYMER
        Actually Koakuma
        Jan 31, 2019
      3. LuckyPatch11
        LuckyPatch11
        Actually
        Jan 31, 2019
    7. Hesnilo
      Hesnilo
      0w0
      1. PumpkinTiny
        PumpkinTiny
        o hell no.


        S O T P
        Jan 31, 2019
    8. LuckyPatch11
      LuckyPatch11
      I like red hair since it goes well with black
      1. Salkasm likes this.
    9. Bear_Force
      Bear_Force
      Hungurr and Salkasm are the same person confirmed?
      1. Yuri~
        Yuri~
        @Hungurr what do you have to say about this?
        Jan 30, 2019
      2. LuckyPatch11
        LuckyPatch11
        Potatoes
        Jan 30, 2019
    10. LuckyPatch11
      LuckyPatch11
      How many things have you taken in your life?
      1. Aya and Bear_Force like this.
      2. YYGAYMER
        YYGAYMER
        *borrowed
        Jan 30, 2019
        LuckyPatch11 likes this.
    11. YYGAYMER
      YYGAYMER
      You ban me
      1. poi and Stag2001 like this.
    12. YYGAYMER
      YYGAYMER
      You ban me
    13. Saef
      Saef
      You ban me
    14. Saef
      Saef
      You ban me
      1. YYGAYMER
        YYGAYMER
        plz make ban appeal instead
        Jan 30, 2019
    15. LuckyPatch11
      LuckyPatch11
      *insert I like Turtles meme here*
    16. Locky1110
      Locky1110
      whats the turtles name uwu
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      3. CorruptedHashr
        CorruptedHashr
        hey this is a no uwu zone
        Jan 29, 2019
        Tisaun likes this.
      4. Divinex7
        Divinex7
        uwu
        Jan 29, 2019
      5. Locky1110
        Locky1110
        uwu
        Jan 29, 2019
    17. Salkasm
      Salkasm
      // If I'm a tabby cat if(me instanceof TabbyCat){ // Then I will purr for your // ENJOYMENT me.purr(); }
      1. poi and Stag2001 like this.
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      3. Toy__
        Toy__
        what language are u speaking
        Feb 2, 2019
        Juiceboxing likes this.
      4. poi
        poi
        i see ur a man of culture aswell
        Feb 4, 2019
        Salkasm likes this.
      5. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        YES
        Feb 4, 2019
        poi likes this.
    18. YYGAYMER
      YYGAYMER
      "I need healing"
      1. Salkasm likes this.
      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        I know Blizzard stole this from Touhou
        Jan 29, 2019
        YYGAYMER likes this.
      3. YYGAYMER
        YYGAYMER
        Virgin Genji deflects bullets



        CHAD GENJI DODGES BULLETS
        Jan 29, 2019
    19. Aya
      Aya
      pc 98 reimu now this is good
    20. CorruptedHashr
      CorruptedHashr
      what happens if i kill reimu
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      2. CorruptedHashr
        CorruptedHashr
        fine ;3 ill lose to yukari now *dies*
        Jan 29, 2019
      3. YYGAYMER
        YYGAYMER
        [Continues]
        Jan 29, 2019
      4. CorruptedHashr
        CorruptedHashr
        The madlad
        Jan 29, 2019
        YYGAYMER and Salkasm like this.
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Nov 2, 1994 (Age: 24)
    Location:
    Switzerland
    Occupation:
    Chemist
    Guild:
    Minecraft:
    Uhh you really wanna read this?

    Hey there I'm Salkasm, just an ordinary guy on the internet. You probably want some stuff about me I guess.

    Wynncraft related:
    - I was the 4th to reach level 1010 on Wynn and the 1st to have 2 accounts on level 1010.
    - I have been promoted to Moderator on the 16th of September 2017
    - I have been promoted to Trial Community Manager on the 16th of February 2018
    - I have been promoted to [1/2] of a pretzule (Mod Manager, part of a Community Manager) on the 17th of July 2018 to 24th of January 2019.
    - I like to loot-run hence I have a good number on looted chests

    Amount of chests looted (18/01/2019):
    [​IMG] + [​IMG] + [​IMG] + [​IMG] = 84'459 Chests

    - Pure (Mob Drop)
    - Apocalypse (Daily Chest)
    - Inferno (Mob Drop)
    - Weathered (Mob Drop)
    - Slayer (Loot Chest)
    - Warchief (Loot Chest)
    - Ignis (Loot Chest)
    - Slayer (Loot Chest)
    - Az (Mob Drop)
    - Warchief (Loot Chest)
    - Guardian (Loot Chest)
    - Boreal (Loot Chest)
    - Pure (Loot Chest)
    - Galleon (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Lament (Loot Chest)
    - Crusade Sabatons (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Slayer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Crusade Sabatons (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Gaia (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Galleon (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Slayer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]

    Owned Mythics (18/01/2019):

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    Games related:
    - I play Minecraft (obviously)
    - Overwatch
    - Touhou
    - Pokemon

    - I study chemistry (got a bachelors, working on masters, planning on doing PhD)
    - I play in an orchestra though I dont like classical music a lot (I play the flute)
    - I've served the Swiss Army for 300 days as a paramedic
    - I'm half asian and half Swiss
    - Yes I like cheese (a lot) and chocolate ("you like chocolate a lot" - naybelline)

    naybelline is my sunshine <3

    Code:
    package goddrinksjava;
    
    /**
     * The program GodDrinksJava implements an application that
     * creates an empty simulated world with no meaning or purpose.
     *
     * @author momocashew
     */
     
    // Switch on the power line
    // Remember to put on
    // PROTECTION
    public class GodDrinksJava {
        // Lay down your pieces
        // And let's begin
        // OBJECT CREATION
        public static void main(String[] args) {
            // Fill in my data
            // parameters
            // INITIALIZATION
            Thing me = new Lovable("Me", 0, true, -1, false);
            Thing you = new Lovable("You", 0, false, -1, false);
          
            // Set up our new world
            World world = new World(5);
            world.addThing(me);
            world.addThing(you);
            // And let's begin the
            // SIMULATION
            world.startSimulation();
    
    
    
            // If I'm a set of points
            if(me instanceof PointSet){
                // Then I will give you my
                // DIMENSION
                you.addAttribute(me.getDimensions().toAttribute());
            }
    
            // If I'm a circle
            if(me instanceof Circle){
                // Then I will give you my
                // CIRCUMFERENCE
                you.addAttribute(me.getCircumference().toAttribute());
            }
    
            // If I'm a sine wave
            if(me instanceof SineWave){
                // Then you can sit on all my
                // TANGENTS
                you.addAction("sit", me.getTangent(you.getXPosition()));
            }
    
            // If I approach infinity
            if(me instanceof Sequence){
                // Then you can be my
                // LIMITATIONS
                me.setLimit(you.toLimit());
            }
    
    
    
            // Switch my current
            // To AC, to DC
            me.toggleCurrent();
    
            // And then blind my vision
            me.canSee(false);
            // So dizzy, so dizzy
            me.addFeeling("dizzy");
    
            // Oh, we can travel
            world.timeTravelForTwo("AD", 617, me, you);
            // To A.D., to B.C.
            world.timeTravelForTwo("BC", 3691, me, you);
    
            // And we can unite
            world.unite(me, you);
            // So deeply, so deeply
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can give you all the
            // SIMULATIONS
            if(me.getNumSimulationsAvailable() >=
                you.getNumSimulationsNeeded()){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can be your only
                // SATISFACTION
                you.setSatisfaction(me.toSatisfaction());
            }
    
            // If I can make you happy
            if(you.getFeelingIndex("happy") != -1){
                // I will run the
                // EXECUTION
                me.requestExecution(world);
            }
    
            // Though we are trapped
            // In this strange, strange
            // SIMULATION
            world.lockThing(me);
            world.lockThing(you);
    
    
    
            // If I'm an eggplant
            if(me instanceof Eggplant){
                // Then I will give you my
                // NUTRIENTS
                you.addAttribute(me.getNutrients().toAttribute());
                me.resetNutrients();
            }
            // If I'm a tomato
            if(me instanceof Tomato){
                // Then I will give you
                // ANTIOXIDANTS
                you.addAttribute(me.getAntioxidants().toAttribute());
                me.resetAntioxidants();
            }
            // If I'm a tabby cat
            if(me instanceof TabbyCat){
                // Then I will purr for your
                // ENJOYMENT
                me.purr();
            }
    
            // If I'm the only god
            if(world.getGod().equals(me)){
                // Then you're the proof of my
                // EXISTENCE
                me.setProof(you.toProof());
            }
    
    
    
            // Switch my gender
            // To F, to M
            me.toggleGender();
            // And then do whatever
            // From AM to PM
            world.procreate(me, you);
            // Oh, switch my role
            // To S, to M
            me.toggleRoleBDSM();
            // So we can enter
            // The trance, the trance
            world.makeHigh(me);
            world.makeHigh(you);
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can feel your
            // VIBRATIONS
            if(me.getSenseIndex("vibration")){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can finally be
                // COMPLETION
                me.addFeeling("complete");
            }
            // Though you have left
            world.unlock(you);
            world.removeThing(you);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left me in
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // ISOLATION
    
            // If I can
            // If I can erase all the pointless
            // FRAGMENTS
            if(me.getMemory().isErasable()){
                // Then maybe
                // Then maybe you won't leave me so
                // DISHEARTENED
                me.removeFeeling("disheartened");
            }
    
            // Challenging your god
            try{
                me.setOpinion(me.getOpinionIndex("you are here"), false);
            }
            // You have made some
            catch(IllegalArgumentException e){
                // ILLEGAL ARGUMENTS
                world.announce("God is always true.");
            }
    
    
    
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EIN
            world.announce("1", "de"); // ein; German
            // DOS
            world.announce("2", "es"); // dos; Español
            // TROIS
            world.announce("3", "fr"); // trois; French
            // NE
            world.announce("4", "kr"); // 넷; Korean
            // FEM
            world.announce("5", "se"); // fem; Swedish
            // LIU
            world.announce("6", "cn"); // 六; Chinese
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can give them all the
            // EXECUTION
            if(world.isExecutableBy(me)){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can be your only
                // EXECUTION
                you.setExecution(me.toExecution());
            }
    
            // If I can have you back
            if(world.getThingIndex(you) != -1){
                // I will run the
                // EXECUTION
                world.runExecution();
            }
    
            // Though we are trapped
            // We are trapped, ah
            me.escape(world);
    
    
    
            // I've studied
            // I've studied how to properly
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.learnTopic("love");
            // Question me
            // Question me, I can answer all
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.takeExamTopic("love");
            // I know the
            // algebraic expression of
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.getAlbegraicExpression("love");
            // Though you are free
            // I am trapped, trapped in
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.escape("love");
    
    
    
            // EXECUTION
            world.execute(me);
    
        }
    
    }

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