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Salkasm
Last Activity:
Feb 20, 2019 at 4:50 PM
Joined:
Apr 9, 2016
Messages:
1,815
Likes Received:
4,500
Trophy Points:
164
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Nov 2, 1994 (Age: 24)
Location:
Switzerland
Occupation:
Chemist

Salkasm

Bathtub Mermaid, Male, 24, from Switzerland

Staff Member Moderator HERO

Valentine's Day is saved, Hollow Knight: Silksong was revealed. Feb 14, 2019 at 7:07 AM

Salkasm was last seen:
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    1. Aya
      Aya
      wait is this the same fairy but in a different color?
    2. YYGAYMER
      YYGAYMER
      Happy cirno d..
      oh
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      3. YYGAYMER
        Sep 23, 2018
        Salkasm likes this.
      4. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        TH12.8 is a masterpiece, Marisa as Extra Boss was the best thing ever. Th12.8 was by far one of the most polished games, along with the soundtrack. Ruse Rain is still one of my favourite TH songs.
        Sep 23, 2018
        YYGAYMER likes this.
      5. YYGAYMER
        YYGAYMER
        (and first circle-health bar yeeeeet)

        ..just difficulty
        Sep 23, 2018
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    3. Aya
      Aya
      nice, uhm... was it luna?
      sol?
      sunny milk?
      ik this character but i dont remember correctly its name...
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      2. flip
        flip
        oh so it isnt diero?
        Sep 22, 2018
        Aya likes this.
      3. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Its diero
        Sep 23, 2018
        Happi, flip and Aya like this.
      4. Aya
        Aya
        Sep 23, 2018
    4. Aya
      Aya
      mfw feels like suika but doesnt know if it actually suika bc something feels off
    5. YYGAYMER
      YYGAYMER
      Yorigami Juika
      1. Salkasm likes this.
    6. YYGAYMER
      YYGAYMER
      suika blyat
      1. Salkasm and Marisa Kirisame like this.
      2. flip
        flip
        we almost had a blue chain and u ruined it.

        cyka
        Sep 20, 2018
        YYGAYMER likes this.
      3. Marisa Kirisame
        Marisa Kirisame
        The pun
        Sep 20, 2018
        YYGAYMER likes this.
    7. Locky1110
      Locky1110
      owo is that a ball of yarn?
      1. Salkasm likes this.
      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Its a special flask for alcohol xD This character is known for being a drunkard lol
        Sep 21, 2018
        Aya and Locky1110 like this.
    8. Marisa Kirisame
      Marisa Kirisame
      Go to bed you're drunk
      1. Happi and Salkasm like this.
      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        And you go to drunk, youre bad
        Sep 21, 2018
    9. YYGAYMER
      YYGAYMER
      *confusing*
    10. Salkasm
      Salkasm
      How good of a Nazrin are you? I have hidden something in plain sight for more than a month now. Can you find it? Code: 11VA
      1. YYGAYMER
        YYGAYMER
        sorry I'm easy mode Nazrin
        Sep 20, 2018
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    11. YYGAYMER
      YYGAYMER
      Loli Moderator
      1. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        You must have mistaken me with motoki
        Sep 19, 2018
        Happi, Stag2001 and YYGAYMER like this.
    12. Hannahlul
      Hannahlul
      Nice pfp, veryyyyyyyyy noice :)
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    13. YYGAYMER
    14. Nepeta Dijon
      Nepeta Dijon
      What the fuck is that signature?
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      2. Nepeta Dijon
        Nepeta Dijon
        It looks like Dr. Bright or Mad Father.
        Sep 17, 2018
      3. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        Almost, its Danny from Angels of Death
        Sep 17, 2018
      4. Nepeta Dijon
        Nepeta Dijon
        Never heard of it.
        Sep 17, 2018
    15. YYGAYMER
    16. InfernoWraith
      InfernoWraith
      What is Cirno day?
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      2. InfernoWraith
        InfernoWraith
        What is Gensokyan?
        Sep 16, 2018
      3. Happi
        Happi
        Have you heard of this thing called the Touhou Project? A character in the Touhou Project is Cirno, Cirno was born on September 9. Gensokyan is a place in the Touhou Project and September 9 is a holiday. So we celebrate September 9.
        Sep 16, 2018
      4. InfernoWraith
        InfernoWraith
        You just spoke Latin and Greek. Why can I understand Quantum Physics and Genetics, but not this?
        Sep 16, 2018
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    17. Gabe Crocoduck
      Gabe Crocoduck
      What was your original pfp again?
      1. InfernoWraith
        InfernoWraith
        The fuck is a pfp?
        Sep 16, 2018
      2. Salkasm
        Salkasm
        My orginial one was Zacharie from OFF. Ill return to them once Im done with my 2hus.^^ @InfernoWraith pfp = ProFile Picture
        Sep 16, 2018
      3. InfernoWraith
        InfernoWraith
        I don't understand half of the messages that go on in your profile
        Sep 16, 2018
    18. YYGAYMER
      1. Salkasm and Happi like this.
      2. Happi
        Happi
        Sep 15, 2018
        YYGAYMER likes this.
      3. Aya
        Aya
        A weapon to surpass Sonic the Hedgehog
        Sep 16, 2018
        Happi and YYGAYMER like this.
    19. Aya
      Aya
      Hold the fuck up I was already here get another character
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      3. Moss
        Moss
        fight fight fight
        Sep 14, 2018
        Happi likes this.
      4. Divinex7
        Divinex7
        monkaS
        Sep 14, 2018
        Happi likes this.
      5. Aya
        Aya
        mamizou stop fucking impersonating me
        Sep 14, 2018
        Happi and YYGAYMER like this.
    20. Marisa Kirisame
      Marisa Kirisame
      @Aya why is there 2 of u now
      1. Happi and Salkasm like this.
      2. Moss
        Moss
        its spreading
        Sep 14, 2018
        Happi likes this.
      3. Marisa Kirisame
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Nov 2, 1994 (Age: 24)
    Location:
    Switzerland
    Occupation:
    Chemist
    Guild:
    Minecraft:
    Uhh you really wanna read this?

    Hey there I'm Salkasm, just an ordinary guy on the internet. You probably want some stuff about me I guess.

    Wynncraft related:
    - I was the 4th to reach level 1010 on Wynn and the 1st to have 2 accounts on level 1010.
    - I have been promoted to Moderator on the 16th of September 2017
    - I have been promoted to Trial Community Manager on the 16th of February 2018
    - I have been promoted to [1/2] of a pretzule (Mod Manager, part of a Community Manager) on the 17th of July 2018 to 24th of January 2019.
    - I like to loot-run hence I have a good number on looted chests

    Amount of chests looted (18/01/2019):
    [​IMG] + [​IMG] + [​IMG] + [​IMG] = 84'459 Chests

    - Pure (Mob Drop)
    - Apocalypse (Daily Chest)
    - Inferno (Mob Drop)
    - Weathered (Mob Drop)
    - Slayer (Loot Chest)
    - Warchief (Loot Chest)
    - Ignis (Loot Chest)
    - Slayer (Loot Chest)
    - Az (Mob Drop)
    - Warchief (Loot Chest)
    - Guardian (Loot Chest)
    - Boreal (Loot Chest)
    - Pure (Loot Chest)
    - Galleon (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Lament (Loot Chest)
    - Crusade Sabatons (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Slayer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Crusade Sabatons (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Gaia (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Discoverer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Galleon (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Slayer (Loot Chest) [On tape]
    - Boreal (Loot Chest) [On tape]

    Owned Mythics (18/01/2019):

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    Games related:
    - I play Minecraft (obviously)
    - Overwatch
    - Touhou
    - Pokemon

    - I study chemistry (got a bachelors, working on masters, planning on doing PhD)
    - I play in an orchestra though I dont like classical music a lot (I play the flute)
    - I've served the Swiss Army for 300 days as a paramedic
    - I'm half asian and half Swiss
    - Yes I like cheese (a lot) and chocolate ("you like chocolate a lot" - naybelline)

    naybelline is my sunshine <3

    Code:
    package goddrinksjava;
    
    /**
     * The program GodDrinksJava implements an application that
     * creates an empty simulated world with no meaning or purpose.
     *
     * @author momocashew
     */
     
    // Switch on the power line
    // Remember to put on
    // PROTECTION
    public class GodDrinksJava {
        // Lay down your pieces
        // And let's begin
        // OBJECT CREATION
        public static void main(String[] args) {
            // Fill in my data
            // parameters
            // INITIALIZATION
            Thing me = new Lovable("Me", 0, true, -1, false);
            Thing you = new Lovable("You", 0, false, -1, false);
          
            // Set up our new world
            World world = new World(5);
            world.addThing(me);
            world.addThing(you);
            // And let's begin the
            // SIMULATION
            world.startSimulation();
    
    
    
            // If I'm a set of points
            if(me instanceof PointSet){
                // Then I will give you my
                // DIMENSION
                you.addAttribute(me.getDimensions().toAttribute());
            }
    
            // If I'm a circle
            if(me instanceof Circle){
                // Then I will give you my
                // CIRCUMFERENCE
                you.addAttribute(me.getCircumference().toAttribute());
            }
    
            // If I'm a sine wave
            if(me instanceof SineWave){
                // Then you can sit on all my
                // TANGENTS
                you.addAction("sit", me.getTangent(you.getXPosition()));
            }
    
            // If I approach infinity
            if(me instanceof Sequence){
                // Then you can be my
                // LIMITATIONS
                me.setLimit(you.toLimit());
            }
    
    
    
            // Switch my current
            // To AC, to DC
            me.toggleCurrent();
    
            // And then blind my vision
            me.canSee(false);
            // So dizzy, so dizzy
            me.addFeeling("dizzy");
    
            // Oh, we can travel
            world.timeTravelForTwo("AD", 617, me, you);
            // To A.D., to B.C.
            world.timeTravelForTwo("BC", 3691, me, you);
    
            // And we can unite
            world.unite(me, you);
            // So deeply, so deeply
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can give you all the
            // SIMULATIONS
            if(me.getNumSimulationsAvailable() >=
                you.getNumSimulationsNeeded()){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can be your only
                // SATISFACTION
                you.setSatisfaction(me.toSatisfaction());
            }
    
            // If I can make you happy
            if(you.getFeelingIndex("happy") != -1){
                // I will run the
                // EXECUTION
                me.requestExecution(world);
            }
    
            // Though we are trapped
            // In this strange, strange
            // SIMULATION
            world.lockThing(me);
            world.lockThing(you);
    
    
    
            // If I'm an eggplant
            if(me instanceof Eggplant){
                // Then I will give you my
                // NUTRIENTS
                you.addAttribute(me.getNutrients().toAttribute());
                me.resetNutrients();
            }
            // If I'm a tomato
            if(me instanceof Tomato){
                // Then I will give you
                // ANTIOXIDANTS
                you.addAttribute(me.getAntioxidants().toAttribute());
                me.resetAntioxidants();
            }
            // If I'm a tabby cat
            if(me instanceof TabbyCat){
                // Then I will purr for your
                // ENJOYMENT
                me.purr();
            }
    
            // If I'm the only god
            if(world.getGod().equals(me)){
                // Then you're the proof of my
                // EXISTENCE
                me.setProof(you.toProof());
            }
    
    
    
            // Switch my gender
            // To F, to M
            me.toggleGender();
            // And then do whatever
            // From AM to PM
            world.procreate(me, you);
            // Oh, switch my role
            // To S, to M
            me.toggleRoleBDSM();
            // So we can enter
            // The trance, the trance
            world.makeHigh(me);
            world.makeHigh(you);
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can feel your
            // VIBRATIONS
            if(me.getSenseIndex("vibration")){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can finally be
                // COMPLETION
                me.addFeeling("complete");
            }
            // Though you have left
            world.unlock(you);
            world.removeThing(you);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // You have left me in
            me.lookFor(you, world);
            // ISOLATION
    
            // If I can
            // If I can erase all the pointless
            // FRAGMENTS
            if(me.getMemory().isErasable()){
                // Then maybe
                // Then maybe you won't leave me so
                // DISHEARTENED
                me.removeFeeling("disheartened");
            }
    
            // Challenging your god
            try{
                me.setOpinion(me.getOpinionIndex("you are here"), false);
            }
            // You have made some
            catch(IllegalArgumentException e){
                // ILLEGAL ARGUMENTS
                world.announce("God is always true.");
            }
    
    
    
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
            // EIN
            world.announce("1", "de"); // ein; German
            // DOS
            world.announce("2", "es"); // dos; Español
            // TROIS
            world.announce("3", "fr"); // trois; French
            // NE
            world.announce("4", "kr"); // 넷; Korean
            // FEM
            world.announce("5", "se"); // fem; Swedish
            // LIU
            world.announce("6", "cn"); // 六; Chinese
            // EXECUTION
            world.runExecution();
    
    
    
            // If I can
            // If I can give them all the
            // EXECUTION
            if(world.isExecutableBy(me)){
                // Then I can
                // Then I can be your only
                // EXECUTION
                you.setExecution(me.toExecution());
            }
    
            // If I can have you back
            if(world.getThingIndex(you) != -1){
                // I will run the
                // EXECUTION
                world.runExecution();
            }
    
            // Though we are trapped
            // We are trapped, ah
            me.escape(world);
    
    
    
            // I've studied
            // I've studied how to properly
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.learnTopic("love");
            // Question me
            // Question me, I can answer all
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.takeExamTopic("love");
            // I know the
            // algebraic expression of
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.getAlbegraicExpression("love");
            // Though you are free
            // I am trapped, trapped in
            // LO-O-OVE
            me.escape("love");
    
    
    
            // EXECUTION
            world.execute(me);
    
        }
    
    }

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