Bart (MC)

"i may be stupid...", i say, taking a breath for the rest of the sentence, as everyone else already starts nodding

my parents still do the fake fact questioning thing to trick me into answering them; which parents do to teach toddlers stuff by the way

"im sick as a dog", i say, as the dog transformation wizard peeks around the corner

LOVE me a clear evening when it gets dark, i should learn my constellations again

thinking about those woolly mice. imagine being a little mouse with those unique genetic traits, link to a totally different extinct species

as cool as it would be for dragons to be real we have got to remember we already have fantasy creatures like cats and kangaroos among us

i'm surprised there's never been (as far as i know) a semi-dedicated wynncraft meetup at a popular con somewhere. feels like it's big enough

whyd they call it poopin music

imagine if previous usernames suddenly worked again. all 17 forums users still alive would lose their shit

fighting against the ancient demon called "spider who ran under my bed", wish me fortune and glory

looking at clouds forming shapes and imagining stuff in them.. absolutely whimsymaxxing rn

saw a cat carrying a mug with him. wonder what he needed it for

i had to walk home i don't got anything funny for it my feet just hurt now :((

im a pear

i hit my fucking head rly hard while crawling through a basement lets gooo (my parents owe me a favor now, huge)

great news: my mom convinced my grandma to move the freezer, meaning my 93 y/o grandma won't risk her life on the basement stairs anymore

my mom's work magazine had a very clearly AI-generated cover. scientific, reputable magazine btw. what the fuckkk

i watched the cat flood movie it was quite good and pleasant

my sister burnt a pan. what the fuck. like actually how it only just stopped smoking

aieou