Bart (MC)

im so ready for the soul points rework, either way we either get a better system or i get to say "told you so" soooo much

opps found the miku poster

im starting to think i might just have crippling adhd

im very glad i never found something like runescape as a young impressionable child i doubt i could avoid getting addicted to it at the time

cant believe they finally got to slash something from tomes im so proud of this progression

confused olive oil with lemonade im so fucked man i can still taste it im never cooking again

talked with someone who actually enjoyed seeing ads on tv. i think i barely escaped her with my life

if you had an extra arm would you want it on your back or your chest

there's a way loud party in the street way late so me and my sister have been spam anonymous reporting. really hope something happens

need me a professional grade grappling gun

hardest part about cooking is needing to eyeball the salt. why does no one ever actually know

it's wednesday. i NEED to be myself. i NEED to sparkle on

im home alone and its been raining so much and the toilet was overflowing and i dont know if im sleeping tonight

the bugs are back

testicular torsion wizard visited, he was looking for one of you

finally got to seeing the new doctor who episodes! im so glad the quality really seems to finally be back again

marking 5 years since i started posting here daily! that's over 1800 days, it's become a nice little evening ritual.

i think i've been influencing my parents with my jokes about throwing bricks, out of all my bad jokes they somehow really latched onto this

just found out they did actually perform surgery on a grape holy shit

i know what you are