Wynntheory - Why Is Grian So Cool?

therefor Grian is a candy

 

Why didn't anyone @Grian yet? Oh wait, I did.

 

Well, he did eat 100.000 people, so I guess you're right.

 

Is this what Grian does with his GMs/Builders/Mods?

 

You mean that Grian does his content team.

 

The reason Grian is cool. Because he IS cool xD

 

MY BRAIN.. IT CANT HANDLE THIS VERY COMPLICATED THEORY

 

hey kids, wanna have some Grian? just come with me to the van...

 

*yotamdin goes to the van*

 

No... you got this all wrong. Grian has 5 letters in it. If you take the top of the 5, you get a C. C is for Coin. Coins include Pennies. Pennies are made of Copper. Copper is a Metal. Metals are found deep underground. What else is found deep underground? Caves. Caves have cave trolls. Trolls are predators on the internet. The internet has site URLs. URL has three letters in it. Three has a 'th' in it. What else has a 'th' in it? Thick. What is think? Tree trunks. Tree trunks are part of a tree. A tree is a plant. Plants use photosynthesis to survive. Photosynthesis converts sunlight into energy. Sunlight comes from the sun. The sun is in space. What else is in space? Saturn. Saturn has rings around it. Married couples wear rings. Who's a married couple? Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. They're both idiots. Idiots starts with an I. I sounds like 'eye'. Eyes are known for symbolizing God. God is a religious figure in Christianity. Christianity originated in Europe. Europe has Norway in it. Norway used to be the home of Vikings. Vikings where the true people to first find the New World. The New World has America in it. America likes burgers. Burgers come from McDonalds. McDonalds' mascot is a creepy clown. Creepy clowns come from horror movies. Who's a master of horror? Edgar Alen Poe. If you take the first two words (Edgar Alen) you get EA from the first letters. EA is a terrible video game publisher. Who else is a terrible video game publisher? Activision. Activision published Destiny. The developers of Destiny also made Halo. Halo has 7 Rings. These Rings could destroy the universe. The universe never ends. What else never ends? Infinity. Infinity is technically a number. What else is technically a number? Zero. Zero starts with Z. Zzzzzz for sleeping. Sleeping can be confused with death. Zombies are undead. Zombies are gross. Poop is gross. Poop comes from animals. Animals eat food. Food is delicious. What else is delicious? Nothing. Nothing is symbolized as a vacuum in space. Kirby is a vacuum brand. Kirby is also a video game character. Kirby eats adorable enemies. One of Kirby's enemies is King Dedede. King Dedede has three D's in it. A triangle has three sides. The Illuminati... oh my god... GRIAN IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

 

Welp, wasn't expecting my old series to be revived like this lol

 

When I ate Grian he tasted like Salted.
Sadly, he lost 2 soul points after I ate him.
Jumla, however, tastes super delicious.
Reminds me of Creepy.

Spoiler: My Pet Creeper - Creepy

 

Well.....things escelated quickly

 

Oh! I have that plushie. I named him Murphy. Why Murphy? Because MURPHY, THATS WHY!

freaking government hating on my ideas

 

illuminate confirmed

 

"Kanye west and Kim Kardashian are both idiots"