Wynncraftian Newsletter 3 - Written By Idiots in Kandon-Beda

the only failure here is me

 

you forgot about me and my nirvana that i’m selling for 3.5 stx :skull:

 

I played it once. After getting of the island for the first time I thought "wow this is just Wynn but worse" then I left to never return again.

 

I went through all of that.
I HAD TO EAT THE FLESH OF THE ZOMBIES IN HERB CAVE
and now I come back
AND I LEARN THAT THE NEWSLETTER WHICH I SUFFERED SO MUCH FOR HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED?!
I had to live there for FORTY-THREE DAYS with NO COMPANIONS except these MINDLESS ZOMBIES
AND IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING?!

ender I paid you six liquids man please you gotta continue this newsletter WE MUST HAVE MORE

 

WHAT THE NEWSLETTER GOT DISCONTINUED I HAVE SPENT HOURS UPON HOURS READING AND RE-READING THESE NEWSLETTERS TO MAKE SURE MY TOTEM GETS THE BEST TREATMENT EVER ENDER PLS CONTINUE THIS NEWSLETTER I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT MY TOTEM!

 

what
its not discontinued

ITS NOT DISCONTINUED

we’re literally working on episode 4 as we speak
we havw a very cool idea for it that you all will love and adore

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also we’re doing this monthly as despite what you think, this takes a lot of time and energy
esp the next edition

 

contrary to endistic's falsehoods we disconti-
oh wait
endi's pointing a gun to my head
uhh
yeah we aren't discontinuing this and we're just doing this monthly
(less insults next time though since i think the awful, repeated ones here drove people off)

 

agreed
if we do insult we need originality

 

mooge (e) 10char