Wynncraft city/town tier list based on which would realistically have the best living qualities

Tealy · Jan 18, 2022

StinkEyeCookie said: ↑

Simply and eternally correct.
The streets of Thesead should be covered, no, CAKED in shit. There is literally no reason why Thesead should just look like a clean metropolis in the middle of fuck all nowhere. It's a small mining town in a disadvantageous position, so there's likely not much trade going in, meaning that it's poorer, which also leads to it being dirtier, hence: more shit.

I mean, put yourself in the shoes of a citizen in Thesead, if you would be so kind. A fucking gas explosion just happened in the mines and you're out of a job. Some stupid fucking fleris shitting itself means that you can't buy bread and feed your family. So, you'll be stressed and worried, that your wife and children will starve to death or that you'll have to join the bandits to even earn a living. And when you're stressed, what do you get?

Loads and loads of shit.

At this point, you'll be shitting yourself even harder than that fleris was. The house will be absolutely inundated with your shit somehow, even though you haven't eaten in days, and since Thesead doesn't have plumbing (the Thesead Mayor wanted to introduce plumbing but she was threatened by her son Ardulf, if she were to add toilets to the city Ardulf would report the existence of Eltom to Cinfras, the truth is that Ardulf is into that poop stuff) you're either have to wallow in shit for the rest of your days in your own house, or get rid of it somehow.

So, you grab a bucket, at one point you used it to carry coal in and out of the mines but that's not possible anymore, and start scooping shit out of the house and off the window like you were an archeologist digging to uncover an Olmic ruin. Except you're digging through shit to uncover your 7th child who you're pretty sure has been buried under a gigantic mound of shit. Eventually, as you keep shoveling shit out of your window and onto the streets, you end up pissing off the local mafia who had been using the dark alleyway under your house as a meeting spot to sell shrooms and Elven aphrodisiacs and what not.

The Thesead mafia bursts into your house and threatens you: stop shoveling shit out of your fucking window or your wife and children will turn into target practice.
You agree, reluctantly, but of course the stress keeps pushing against your mind and it overwhelms you. So, not seeing any other way to escape the pain of starvation and now mafia threatening, you go back to creating mountains and mountains of shit even though again you haven't eaten in weeks. Almost as if the shit was just getting spontaneously generated in your rectum and it was getting teleported inside of you from a shit dimension of sorts, and the Shit God was looking down onto you, as if you angered it somehow.

And the cycle continues another time: you grab a shovel and go from being a coal miner to a shit miner, throwing your smelly shit onto the alleyway, not caring about what those criminals think, because the desire to shovel shit out of the window overrides any moral and legal codes that are imposed onto you. So, again, you get in trouble with the mafia. This time, however, you've had your warning and you squandered it.

The mob boss breaks into your house again, takes your wife and kids and takes them to Bovine-knows-where, then after some weeks they give you their bodies back: your lovely family has just been turned into fucking swiss cheese from how much those mafia pieces of (not actual) shit went monkey mode with their bows.

Seeing the battle as lost, you decide to go out with a bang, because even though you alone can't beat the mafia, maybe the people can. You throw yourself out of the window, intent on sparing yourself the pain and uncertainty of the future. Then, fuck you remember that the street below you has been caked in so much shit that it acts as a cushion against fall damage. Oh well. Might as well go out the simple, old fashioned way at this point then.

The people of Thesead hear about your sacrifice and turn you into a deity, a martyr, placing you atop the Pantheon of Defecation and venerating you. So, as an act of defiance against the evil mob, the people of Thesead begin shitting all over the streets, covering the entire city in shit and making it impossible to navigate both for the mafia and for the people themselves. Shitting has by now become a ritual and every citizen is forced to do it, lest they become social outcasts. Basically, the city is bombarded with shit overnight. Not being able to bear the shit and the stench, the mob packs their (not actual) shit and leaves Thesead: the city is safe, finally, and it is all thanks to you. Yet, one could only ask... At what cost?

TL;DR: Fill Thesead with shit in the streets.

What the fuck did I just write
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Thank you, I was waiting for someone to say it!

Samsam101 · Jan 18, 2022

Why is thesead so high? It should be "Fuck" tier, if not a new, lower tier.

The streets of that place are covered, no, CAKED in shit. It is uninhabitable. Its living conditions are abysmal. Why would anyone want to live there?

Lower Thesead to "Fuck" tier or else you will be forced to wade through shit for an eternity

3DBlockz · Jan 18, 2022

Have you ever done the hunters calling quest...
I mean frfr those 2 guys are kinda strong

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Well that message was suppose to reply to a message saying deltas was not safe but looks like it didn’t ;-;

Emogla3 · Jan 19, 2022

here we go again

TaintedL1on · Jan 19, 2022

I swear only a handful of the cities/towns have actual houses to live in. Like where are people living in Rodoroc? It just looks like one big marketplace. Ahmsord? There's only like two actual homes there. At least Thesead has apartment-style housing.

Loggerhead · Feb 1, 2022

keithzzz said: ↑

I just simply like the looks of ragni and the safe feeling of it.
Ahmsord and kandon are low because living right under the void without protection is terrifying
Elton is low because you pretty much have to stay quiet and hiding at all times when trying to go outside
Relos wasn’t on the tier list formatting so I guess og creator forgot about it. I would probably put it in B tier if it was there
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why is rymek so low ?? your in a culturally beautiful city , the homes appear of very nice quality , you walk in and they are decorated very nicely , especially the mayors mansion , i get theres a lot of bandits here but overall its a thriving city in good conditions with beautiful scenery , and there many people like me who enjoy the heat . also business is always booming , look at how many marketplaces we have .

i used to be the OG mayor of rymek , its a great place

Indestructiball · Feb 1, 2022

Loggerhead said: ↑

why is rymek so low ?? your in a culturally beautiful city , the homes appear of very nice quality , you walk in and they are decorated very nicely , especially the mayors mansion , i get theres a lot of bandits here but overall its a thriving city in good conditions with beautiful scenery , and there many people like me who enjoy the heat . also business is always booming , look at how many marketplaces we have .

i used to be the OG mayor of rymek , its a great place
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Rymek is overrun with bandits and thieves, as it's a literal thieves town. Your stuff is going to get stolen in five minutes.

Deusphage · Feb 4, 2022

Lutho S tier because you get to abandon your mortal shell and leave it as a husk in the real world while you get to party hard in an endless delusion

Loggerhead · Feb 9, 2022

Indestructiball said: ↑

Rymek is overrun with bandits and thieves, as it's a literal thieves town. Your stuff is going to get stolen in five minutes.
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that is true , it should atleast be at a higher tier though , the conditions of life are very nice

also , since the city is all bandits , your stuff is more likely to get stolen if you live outside of the city . i would say the residents of our city are less likely to encounter that problem

unfortunately for outsiders .. they cant say the same

TheWitch3r · Feb 10, 2022

narutodamonkey said: ↑

I wish there was a quest that took you through Relos.
Its a cool city with a good song but some people have never even heard of it :(
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True, it's pretty unused imo, would be cool if it would get some more attention

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