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Art Wynn Dating Sim?

Discussion in 'Your Work' started by Pykkxie, Apr 6, 2019.

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  1. Pykkxie

    Pykkxie Professional Vase Breaker

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    QIRA: I think you already know what I mean. I did mention it after you defeated me that time. When the darkness comes, I don't think your precious Lake Gylia will be excepted. That being said, we might as well fish up all that we can.
    I want to talk about happier things. After this, why don't you come and have dinner at my Hive? You can help me fix my Oceanic Judge and then we can do some more, uh, things.

    She winks at you with three of her eyes.

    This was a good conversation.
     
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    Wynnooblet Slayer of Useless Threads VIP+

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    This thread is descending into hell and I don’t like it
     
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    SeeksarianZxSery Wybel Photographer VIP+

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    we will make you like it
     
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    Selvut283 Starting to get better sleep Staff Member Moderator ♪ Music Item Team HERO GM

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    Fancy date at Restaurant de la Hamsey with Qira except there's a very nosy couple who won't stop staring and talking behind your back very loudly
     
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    Druser Well-Known Adventurer

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    Would it actually be "de la Hamsey"? I always mess up genders, and I can't even go off vowel sounds with a person's name.
     
  6. Pykkxie

    Pykkxie Professional Vase Breaker

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    QIRA: The atmosphere is so homely here. Nice and dark, just how I like it. I can't wait for the food to come; I've heard it's to die for. And hey, didn't you apprentice under Chef Hamsey? That's--

    The couple behind you whispers loudly.

    VILLAGER 1: Is that Qira? With the hero?
    VILLAGER 2: I knew they were a spy! Who else would willingly have an outing with her? They're either in cahoots with her or dumber than a grook.
    VILLAGER 1: We should ask for a new table... Don't want to be sitting next to spider-breath!

    Qira pretends not to notice the couple and continues talking to you.


    QIRA: Suddenly I'm in the mood for takeout--villager lo mein after this?

    She doesn't show it, but she seems annoyed...

    >Comfort her
    >Take her to the tasting room (unlock Recipe for Disaster requirement)
    >Fight for her honor
     
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  7. Selvut283

    Selvut283 Starting to get better sleep Staff Member Moderator ♪ Music Item Team HERO GM

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    only instead of fighting with weapons and magic you're fighting with passive-aggressive politeness-fu
     
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  8. Shitposting 101

    Shitposting 101 Rich Bitch

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    Everyone here's obsessing over how hot a fucking bug is, but nobody is realizing the true choice in a Wynn dating sim:

    [​IMG]
     
  9. SkellySniper

    SkellySniper I guess I'm back again

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    This forum continues to surprise me.
    No, that isn't a good thing.
     
  10. Michael Seli

    Michael Seli Travelled Adventurer

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    Very cool!
     
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  11. ShadowMage1

    ShadowMage1 Dark ☣ Matter HERO

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    > You look like a pretty fungi.
     
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    Pykkxie Professional Vase Breaker

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    You stand up and approach the offending couple.

    YOU: Qira is a wonderful lady. Do you know she clothes and feeds all 80,000 of her kids and one ghost? Can you say the same?
    VILLAGER 1: Oh, so now the Qira spy is paying us lip service.
    VILLAGER 2: Don't start a fight. They might sic their pet witch on us.
    YOU: Why I never--
    QIRA: That's enough. I'm honored you would defend me like that, but your efforts are wasted. After all, I did say I was in the mood for take out after this.

    The couple quiets down and looks at their plates. You enjoy the rest of dinner with her.

    Qira seems happy.
     
  13. Selvut283

    Selvut283 Starting to get better sleep Staff Member Moderator ♪ Music Item Team HERO GM

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    ...wait, do you think she eats

    I never considered that as a possibility???
     
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    Pykkxie Professional Vase Breaker

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    selvut, no man (cough ohms cough) is worth not enjoying eating for the rest of eternity. gale eats.
    why do you think she has her own boss room without other drones? because she eats them.
     
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    Shitposting 101 Rich Bitch

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    I'm pretty sure it's canonical lore that Qira's favorite meal are the Stackable Ham & Cheese Cracker Lunchables.
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    Shitposting 101 Rich Bitch

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    ShadowMage1 Dark ☣ Matter HERO

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    > (its literally just a mushroom what the fuck)
     
  18. Selvut283

    Selvut283 Starting to get better sleep Staff Member Moderator ♪ Music Item Team HERO GM

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    Actually she's got a pretty decent sweet tooth. Her favorite food is by far Cloud Marshmallows, sold in Ahmsord. It used to be fileted naga tail, but then she got introduced to marshmallows and that was forgotten in a heartbeat.
     
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    Pykkxie Professional Vase Breaker

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    i can guess who introduced her ;))))) her extremely hot date perhaps??
     
  20. Selvut283

    Selvut283 Starting to get better sleep Staff Member Moderator ♪ Music Item Team HERO GM

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    Nah, this was awhile ago