Would You Rather?

Have every bone in my body broken
(Because it can be fixed easier than going mentally insane imo)

WOULD YOU RATHER:

Have your internet speed being 99,5% throttled for 1 minute every 10 minutes (On all devices you use and on all networks)

OR

Have all electronic devices you are using be turned off every 20-30 minutes

 

Internet speed bump, dont want my food to get poisoned from my fridge getting turned off :P

Would you rather: Slam a brick in your face or slam your mother with a brick in the face?

 

Slam a brick in my face, obviously.

Would you rather eat your most favorite food every day for lunch with your least favorite food as breakfast and dinner,

OR

Would you rather eat the most mediocre food for all 3 meals everyday?

 

2nd option Would you rather...

Have squirrels for hands (they're mad for nuts)

OR

Have guinea pigs for feet (they squeak when you step)

 

I'm a mouse so..... both of them are rodents like me.

Having squirrels for hands is better than having it guinea pigs as my feet because it would be cruel to us rodents.

#SAVETHERODENTS


Would you rather.....
Have minecraft come into real life

OR

Have WYNNCRAFT come into real life

 

Minecraft, can build thingymobobbers and whatchamacallits.

Would you rather:

Be a fantastic artist

or

Be a fantastic musical composer

 

Music composer because it will entertain me

Would you rather

Mushroom flavoured crisps

OR

Crisp flavoured mushrooms

(crsips are walker's or pringles if you're american)

 

Mushroom flavoured crisps.

Alright, here's one-

Would you rather have all knowledge that ever existed, and not know if you'd be able to take it without going insane (With your brain still able to handle the informational capacity due to supposed augmentations)?

Or would you rather never do anything impressive in life, but live to tell the tale and live a life with some joy and only a single half-friend?

 

Ahem...
Once upon a time, on a galaxy far far away, there was a man named Luke Skywalker.
One day, he met his enemy, Darth Vader. Darth Vader told him he was Luke's dad.
Luke said:"Noo~~"
Then they clashed. The End.
Grandson, I wished you could do something that impressive in life, I never got the chance.
*dies shortly after*

Would YOU rather......
Not have a pillow when you sleep.
OR
Not have a blanket when you sleep.

 

Not have a blanket, because I'm cold anyways.

Would you rather....
Be a ghost that can posses any living thing excluding humans
OR
Be a ghost that can posses any electronic

 

Living things.
I want to be an elephant and rampage through villages now!
Actually, now I want to be a komodo dragon and spit poison on people!
No, maybe I should be raven!
Or... the Aztec god of war.
The hummingbird.
DUH DUH DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGH

THE FACE THAT EVERYONE FEARS
(And it's my favorite dinosaur anyway)

Speaking of which...



Hummingbird

or

Raven

 

Raven



Would you rather:


Any time you hear "Fighting qira pls help" on the forums, you stab your hand with a spork as hard as possible

OR

Any time salted says "soon" or "time" you temporily lose control of your limbs

 

Any time salted says "soon" or "time" you temporily lose control of your limbs.

WOULD YOU RATHER:
1) Have a mission that says kill 6 Qiras in 6 minutes and have to attempt it.

OR

2) Have a mission saying kill 14 Deaths in 6 minutes and attempt it.

 

Mmm probably quira. 14 bosses in 6 minutes it a tall order, even if you CAN 1shot it. Respawn times.

 

I'd pick the "I actually post the d*mn question" option.

jk it's ok everyone makes mistakes



Would you rather...
Have a pet (domesticated) hummingbird

Or

have a pet (domesticated) snow leopard

 

Is both an option?

 

As awesome as it would be to have a powerful snow leopard who could scale mountains and look badass, imagine how hard feeding it would be. With a hummingbird you just need the flowers in your garden