What's The Funniest Thing A Person Said To You?

My rough debates against @Kraby. Been too long since we had one, buddy friend pal.

 

He friended me so he can stalk me across servers... :/
At least I'm safe in Ahmsord.... (He is lvl 45)

 

Spoiler

-Was wearing a Frisk skin-
Random guy: "You look like an Asian version of Ness." (From Earthbound for those of you who don't know that game)
Me: "Uh... OK then."

 

*Strange descriptions intensify*

 

If that idiot comes after you. Run past the archons, sky snails and crystal dragonlings. Not a chance of him getting past the Angels of Battle and Amethyst Dragonlings though.

 

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He can't even get to Ahmsord yet XD too weak

 

I walked into ahmsord at level 46. I knew the route so I changed my course and ended up in Jofash. Plus I know the area around jofash becuz am a mighty adventurer

 

Some random person, in large caps, says MILK ME several times. I have no idea who player was addressing. That was a strange moment, dont know if that was funny enough, no clue what that meant!

 

Buy white horse for 22EB...

 

I helped a few players open up Bob's Tomb, and one of them said thanks, the other said "I wanna marry you <3". It is RPG, so it was funny to me that in only such a setting would random players propose to you (jokin i know). But the sentiment was like "i could kiss you right now" thanks. @shireburgo @FlippetiFlopp (was it you sweet pea?)

 

I was in Gelibourd when this werewolf came into the town and started attacking me... i was level 62

Other guy: dude u suck...
Me: ?
Other guy: u cant even one shot a wolf
Me: dude that thing is higher lvl than me
Other guy: so?
Me: ok why dont u one shot him
Other guy: no, but i can
Me: prove it then :D
Other guy: *gets killed by werewolf while typing*

 

The funniest thing someone has said to me was

In the lobby:

Random guy: "Why are we here when we could be playing gavel!"

Me :" Why am I here you ask? I'm just waiting for a mod to say something funny"

A few mods :" Something funny"

 

"I am gonna shove that spear down your ass and eat you alive"

 

"WHY IS THIS VILLAGER NOT DYING!!1!"
"I think Sherk got Shrekt"
"Why do you have a face"

 

Some guy in Detlas was trying to sell pink wool for 20 le and then he called the pink wool guy in Rymek a hacker.

 

Yeah, I saw that aswell. He then left straight after

 

Was hanging out in the lobby about a month ago. Then this happened:

Me: Sucks to be Sunday
Some noob with VIP+: why?
Me: You know why.
Noob: WHY????
Bypasser: Tomorrow is Monday.
Me: ^
Noob: why is monday bad??
Me: Are you joking here son
Noob: no
Me: You have to go to school / work tomorrow.
Noob: What is school? How do you go?
Me: Stop it m9, not funny
Noob: i really dont know. i dont even know what days you have to go to school
Me: *ragequits*

It was actually true. His username something like airportman113.

 

You must make haste for the Rodoroc. There is a small cave where the molten heights and sky islands connect. It's around X -1140 and Z 5030. It's a dead end, but you'll get the spawn for Rodoroc if you run to the very end. Then you'll really be safe...

Anyways, the funniest thing someone said to me was when a server was about to restart:
"hub"

No one else will find it funny...

 

The old "forgot to put a / in your commmand".

 

Ahmsord? pls. One of my levels 2's are at the sky islands rn.