What Is Your Weird Talent?

Is being mediocre and bland a talent

 

Belly dANCE

 

i can generate a very high-pitched screech-sort-of-sound from my vocal cords
it is really loud
it hurts people's ears
i can do it with my mouth closed
but with it open it's louder

 

straw as instrument?

 

I can do the slurps that JeromeASF can do

 

I can whistle through my teeth :D
I also have a really unique talent of walking into walls

 

I can crack over half of my joints multiple times. It's creepy but not many people can do it XD

 

I for some reason can remember EVERYTHING about multiple games at the same time but i cant remember even one thing i learned in math at school 1 hour ago.
This is really weird. Really.
I also have a part-time relationship with the ground as i tend to fall over everytime i can.

 

Easily my weirdest talent is that I can annoy people to death within minutes

 

My middle finger is double-jointed... wanna see? :D
*Parades around with my middle finger high up in the air*

 

All my fingers are double jointed, I can move my ears, cross eye just one eye at a time, move my tongue in weird ways, and oh I can do math (that's a weird talent right?) hahahah

 

Not really a talent, but I can voluntarily shake my eyes back and forth. Apparently it's called nistagmus and is a symptom of seizures.
So... Voluntary Seizures? lel

 

A weird talent... Well I can shake my eyes really fast. Does that count?

 

I can do a lot of tricks with my tongue! I don't know how it'd ever be useful, though.

 

Magically wake up the time I want (not sure if it's a talent)

 

I can do a 100% legit hong kong accent

 

I can eat almost everything and never gain fat...... and I strangely can play from about 8 AM to 2 AM lolz........... I could do more.. except my mom threatened me dat she'll take my computer if I don't go to sleep

 

I tend to watch new anime at almost the exact time period it happens e.g. In the anime it's Feb 6th - I'll unintentionally watch it within a 7 day period (Jan 30th - Feb 13th)

 

I can solve a Rubik's cube faster when I do it for fun than when I actually try to be fast

 

I can wake up before 2pm... Sometimes