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What Is Your Best Pick-up Line?

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by Kvmilla, Sep 8, 2015.

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  1. The_Roberto

    The_Roberto Dango daikazoku! ^^

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    This is a classic xD her face is always worth to see after you say this
    EDIT: Or his face.. but never heard anyone has said this to a guy
     
    The_Roberto, Oct 28, 2015
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  2. Fissure

    Fissure I'll be fine .

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    " I'm rich "
     
    Fissure, Oct 29, 2015
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    Rawb Disciple of Bak'al

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    Guaranteed to get em all!
     
    Rawb, Oct 29, 2015
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  4. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    They'll flock around ya like pigeons!
     
    Kvmilla, Oct 29, 2015
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  5. le_mega_barbare

    le_mega_barbare Dwelling in Fire Emblem HERO

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    *Goes to England* "I'm French." (I once did that for fun there in a school trip. #TooManyGirlsAtTheEnd #IDidMistakes)
     
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    le_mega_barbare, Oct 29, 2015
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  6. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    Kvmilla, Oct 29, 2015
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  7. Vanward

    Vanward All Around Creepy Guy; Cringy Comedian

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    *Clicks tongue*
     
    Vanward, Oct 29, 2015
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  8. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    Kvmilla, Nov 2, 2015
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  9. McFuzzyChipmunk

    McFuzzyChipmunk Knights of Gavel Guild Master

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    Charmanders are red Squrtles are blue if you were a Pokemon I'd choose you.

    Hey you can look at my squirtle if I can use a pikachu.

    Is your Latin name vulpes vulpes because you are pretty foxy.
     
    McFuzzyChipmunk, Nov 2, 2015
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  10. Hiryu

    Hiryu not so lazy artist VIP

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    My other pickup line:

    When i'm lost in darkness, your my light because your flame will never burn out
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    I don't want to be disturbing, but banging someone is weird o_o
     
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    Hiryu, Nov 2, 2015
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  11. SPOOKY SHAY

    SPOOKY SHAY THISISHALLOWEENTHISISHALLOWEEN VIP+

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    Is your name Cinderella? Cause I see that dress disappearing by midnight.

    Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications. ;D

    Are you a ghost? Because you put the BOO in booty!

    Is your name Dunkin? Cuz I donut wanna spend another day without you! ^.^

    Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion on my bed later.
     
    SPOOKY SHAY, Nov 3, 2015
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  12. ResistanceGaming

    ResistanceGaming Professional Minecraft Gamer VIP+

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    Hey baby, I heard that your left leg is friday, and your right is monday. Wanna meet over the weekend?
     
    ResistanceGaming, Nov 3, 2015
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  13. ResistanceGaming

    ResistanceGaming Professional Minecraft Gamer VIP+

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    Here is another (I play trumpet)

    Sup gurl, I saw you eyeballing my trumpet, the thought of blowing something of mine makes me horny.


    Heheheheh, pun master
     
    ResistanceGaming, Nov 3, 2015
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  14. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    I can't believe it but I giggled to these quite a lot xD
     
    Kvmilla, Nov 4, 2015
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  15. vaticc0de

    vaticc0de what is life

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    Ok guys...Some lines to help you get lucky when you need them.

    You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
    I like every bone in your body, especially mine
    I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight
    You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs
    Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

    That is all...for now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
    vaticc0de, Nov 7, 2015
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    Yuno F Gasai Forum God, FW

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    You waved a white flag at the end?
     
    Yuno F Gasai, Nov 7, 2015
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    le_mega_barbare Dwelling in Fire Emblem HERO

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    Probably one day, who knows?
    If I had one, I would have liked to use it at this moment of my life ;^;
     
    le_mega_barbare, Nov 7, 2015
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  18. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    Kvmilla, Nov 7, 2015
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  19. Fissure

    Fissure I'll be fine .

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    Smooth criminal pick up line :

    Human : Hey ! What did you stole from me ?
    Me : Your heart <3

    Human : Would you return to me my heart ?
    Me : No sorry but you can have mine .




    Me : Wait.. Did you see that ?
    Human : See what ?
    Me : Perfection !
    Human : Where ?
    Me : Right there ! *point at human*


    Me : Did you know ?
    Human : Know what ?
    Me : There are still beautiful thing in this world .
    Human : I know .
    Me : Well , i didn't until i met you .

    Me: I KNOW YOUR SECRET .
    Human : What secret ?
    Me: YOU ARENT HUMAN ! NO HUMAN LOOK THAT GOOD .


    Replace human with names .
     
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    Fissure, Nov 7, 2015
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  20. PotatoOnAStick

    PotatoOnAStick StickUnderAPotato

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    Are you in chemistry? Because I would like to periodically do you on a table

    Is your name homework? Because im not doing you, but I should be

    Are you the sims games? Because I wanna create a life with you
     
    PotatoOnAStick, Nov 8, 2015
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