What Is Your Best Pick-up Line?

My love for you is Stereo Madness. When I first saw you, I couldn't get Back on Track. I felt like a total Polargeist, until your level of hotness caused me to Dry Out, as I try to go from Base After Base. I just Can't Let Go of my passion for you. It makes me a Jumper whenever I see you, and I wish I could use my Time Machine to stare at your beauty for a thousand Cycles. The xStep I take towards you will be a bit Clutterfunk-y, but Theory of Everything will be alright. We'll go on Electroman Adventures, Clubstep-ing the night away, as the Electrodynamix sounds shatter the dance floor, for I am a Hexagon Force to be reckoned with. After some Blast Processing, I'll tell you how you mean Theory of Everything 2 me, and that you are one Geometrical Dominator. Nothing will get in our way, because of how Deadlocked we are. Oh, and I think we'll Fingerbang, too.

(OKAY WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE)

 

Gg, just gg...

 

(Only works on August 8)

Are tou hot, cause id rate you 8/8 mate

 

Hey, your eyes looks like a shining star even if their not shining
Your hair looks beautiful even if you don't mind it

 

I got one!

Wait, is that not how this works?

 

e -e

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what a great question

 

Hey girl nice tots

(gedditcuzimapotato)

 

Ahah this may be inappropriate but I'm clever as h*ck c;

Girl are you from nemract, 'Cus I'm gonna nemRECK that pousssayyy.

Hah I'm so funny.
No I'm not.
Stop.
I'll just.
Go.
Die in a corner.
Haha.
Ha.
Au revoir!

 

If I would follow you home, would you keep me?

 

In a cage? Totes.

 

I hope not...

 

Hey girl, are you google? because you are all i am searching for.

 

What if she's bing?

 

Then you stop trying to pick her up.

 

Damn. Haven't seen a real fire pick-up line in ages.

 

Either one of these:
I so pro-zone
FCK ME

 

Of how many people I have been with, you are the best one so far.

Yesterday I saw a girl almost as good looking as you.

From a scale from John Holmes to Vlad the Impaler. How much did you enjoy last night?

Here's a less sadistic one:
*meets girl at bar*
guy: Hello!
girl: uhm... hi
guy: I guess a drink would be unneccesary since you already look perfect.
*blush*

(Never be too kind)

 

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.

And my excuses for youknowwhen:
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.

Out of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

 

I get this irl. xD

 

are you the finals?
coz I'd like to do you for 3 hours straight

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roses are red
violets are blue
movie and a meal
for me and for you