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What Is Your Best Pick-up Line?

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by Kvmilla, Sep 8, 2015.

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  1. Fissure

    Fissure I'll be fine .

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    Hello ! Are you ground ?
    Because Im leaf and I'm falling for you .
     
  2. TrashcanMan

    TrashcanMan Hello I am here

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    I'm honestly considering stealing a few of these for personal use but at the same time I think it's probably a really bad idea...
     
  3. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    I've used some of them irl :p
     
  4. IgbarVonSquid™

    IgbarVonSquid™ Your (not so) Average Squid Man VIP+

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    We both buckets of chicken.

    You wanna do it?
     
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  5. Jacksohn_01

    Jacksohn_01 Legendary Procrastinator

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    I thought happiness starts with H. Why does mine start with U?

    American horror story: Life without you.
     
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  6. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    ayyyy
     
  7. Not A Nub

    Not A Nub h VIP

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    eh-hem! uhh... *silence for 5 seconds* never mind. *walks away*

    I really don't have any original ones.
     
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  8. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    Well, most of those that have been posted aren't really original.
     
  9. Rocket

    Rocket Best Friends With Groot!

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    date me becuase you're single.
     
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  10. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    Awk. I'm not single.
     
  11. Rocket

    Rocket Best Friends With Groot!

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    no i didn't mean it towards anyone here hahah.
     
  12. Wynntastic

    Wynntastic Well-Known Adventurer

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    Are you the 400 IM because you take my breath away

    ITS SO FUKIN TIRING YOU DOTN EVEN KNOE
     
  13. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    what
     
  14. Fiesh

    Fiesh An old gramps

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    want some Ten-Tickles ? if ya know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
  15. Dar-krusos

    Dar-krusos We never change do we; no, no, no~ VIP

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    It's a swimming contest thingomajig.
    If ya know WHAT I MEAN!
     
  16. Ackro

    Ackro The true Elite Quadbrid! HERO

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    Guy: Have I seen you before?
    Girl: No?
    Guy: Oh, that's odd. I thought I remembered you from every night of my life.

    ;D
     
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  17. Suit Trooper

    Suit Trooper Under The Stairs Dweller

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    I like you, You hate me, Thats all okay now come with me.

    ~Say it to that annoying nursery rhyme tune
     
  18. Kram_

    Kram_ just bcz im a nurse doesnt mean i want to help you

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    Roses are red, Violets are scrawny, oh baby you make me so horny.
     
  19. Flubby

    Flubby left and accidentally became leftist VIP+

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    How to pickup guys with Flubby:

    "Hey. You wanna know how I get guys?
    Operation Get Mens
    Phase One: The Setup. First we locate the target. Second, "accidentally" set your hand on his but and give it a firm squeeze. Walk away like it never happened.
    Phase Two: The Condition. Now we need to make sure they know who you are. If need be, repeat phase one. Then, if need be, get a friend to get someone to do something to your locker to make you well known.
    Phase Three: Rise Above. You make it known you don't really care. It's not a big deal and you aren't gonna go get the people who messed up your stuff in trouble.
    Phase Four: Talk To Him. Slowly get into more regular conversations.
    Phase Five: Go the the movies.
    Phase Six: Get another guy to make him jealous.
    Phase Seven: MORTAL KOMBAT!"
     
  20. SerenadeOfStorms

    SerenadeOfStorms Ultimately a Nintendo fan.

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    This doesn't rhyme...
     
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