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What Is Your Best Pick-up Line?

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by Kvmilla, Sep 8, 2015.

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  1. Yuno F Gasai

    Yuno F Gasai Forum God, FW

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  2. Katana

    Katana "My toe looks weird"

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    Did it hurt? Because you're the only one I see.. hehe, oh wait
     
  3. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    "Are you a Pokemon? Because I just wanna take a pikachu."


    This huge ass pick-up lines thread is back y'all! Give it your all! <3 :*
     
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    Nepeta Leijon Rogue of Heart ♌ Leittarius CHAMPION

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    "Are you a light switch? Because you're turning me on."
    "Are you a magnet? Because I'm feeling attracted to you."
    "Are you a gorgon? Because I can feel a part of me becoming rock hard when I look at you."
    "Are you a vet? Because I need you to check out my cock(rel)."
     
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    Antra Malding since 2014 HERO

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    Altakar former 1000+ day counter moth Item Team

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    "How do you like your eggs in the morning? It'd be a waste to leave them unfertilized."

    Inspired by this xkcd comic: https://xkcd.com/328/
     
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    Muchwrath Wynncraft Music Enthusiast VIP+

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    Are you a squirrel?
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    Killmepls
     
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  8. euouae

    euouae euouae VIP

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    Aya Very Serious Gensokyo Journalist HERO

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    Twilo101 Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    Hands person a lime with my phone number written on it

    "It's a pickup lime"
     
  11. LookIntoMeEyes

    LookIntoMeEyes Möth VIP+

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    Hey girl u a banana cuz u r appealing.

    Sry I had to :P
     
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  12. SpoonsMcGee

    SpoonsMcGee Psychotic Ice Cream

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    my best pick-up line is waiting for the other person to make the first move, has a 0% rejection rate
     
  13. Linwood Welheart

    Linwood Welheart RPGing Teenager.

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    "Hey baby, nice skirt. What's the drop rate?"
     
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    Madkurre construction worker HERO

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    Yuno F Gasai Forum God, FW

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    Sir_Lucifer King of the Intergalactic Great Empire of Fife CHAMPION

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    Roses are red, violets are blue, it would be a shame if I couldn’t date you!
    Roses are red violets are blue, I can't rhyme but can I date you?
    Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!
    Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
    You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
    Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?
     
  17. Sar

    Sar The Fire Archer CHAMPION

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    Moe_Ronickah Traveling through hyperspace . . .. CHAMPION

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    Sar The Fire Archer CHAMPION

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