What Is Your Best Pick-up Line?

Sorry -_-...

 

Are you Katniss Everdeen? Because you're causing an uprising in my district.

Hey darling, are you a copper-tellurium alloy? Because you are CU-TE.

Me: Whoa, slow down!
Target: Why?
Me: You're moving at the speed of light!
Target: No I'm not.
Me: Then why does time stop when I look at you?

If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Do you have an SHU of over 2,000,000? 'cause I've eaten a Carolina Reaper, and you're still the hottest thing I've ever come into contact with.

Me: Hey man, you wanna go to the movies some time?
Dude: As a date?
Me: Yeah.
Dude: Sorry man, I'm straight.
Me: So is spaghetti until things start heating up...
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In other news, this is why Wolfie doesn't go on dates.

 

Ayyy!

 

i just found this one
"It isn't Christmas yet, but I'm already being gifted by your presence"

 

Hey girl, are you a girl? 'Cuz I like those.

 

girl i like every bone in your body especially mine

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girl are you a magician, cause when i looked at you everyone else dissapeared

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You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?

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You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me

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You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat

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You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime

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You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night

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Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

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Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

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ok im done thats all i can think of off the top of my head oh wait heres another... When God made you, he was showing off.

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k now im done

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got another ready? you do you, il do me, Hey! then lets do eachother

 

You're hotter than the bottem of my laptop

 

This is so cheesy omg

 

ur hot10 Characters limit hue hue hue

 

In the spirit of the Holidays

You're a lot like snow. You're cool, fun, and I really want to plow you.

 

smh outta hereee

 

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dafuq

 

tis art

 

if you were a hidden treasure
i'd sail all seven seas to plunder that booty
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i don't know?!

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WHAT CAN I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!?!?!?!

 

Ill buy you food. Works 100% of the time.

 

i'm Great in the Nsaak baby.

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You make me want to Gavel your Wynn.

 

"I'm gonna treat you like my homework, Slam you on my desk and do you all night long"