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What Is Your Best Pick-up Line?

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by Kvmilla, Sep 8, 2015.

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  1. 13threemc

    13threemc vote kanye 2020 CHAMPION

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    13threemc, Dec 15, 2015
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  2. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    Kvmilla, Dec 16, 2015
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  3. le_mega_barbare

    le_mega_barbare Dwelling in Fire Emblem HERO

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    At least, it's something!
     
    le_mega_barbare, Dec 16, 2015
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  4. PotatoOnAStick

    PotatoOnAStick StickUnderAPotato

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    Is your dad in jail?
    Because if I was your dad, I would be.



    aaaand im going to hell.
     
    PotatoOnAStick, Dec 17, 2015
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  5. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    Kvmilla, Dec 18, 2015
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  6. Yuno F Gasai

    Yuno F Gasai Forum God, FW

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    That made me expell air out of my nose quite quickly
     
    Yuno F Gasai, Dec 18, 2015
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  7. Berriiee

    Berriiee Smol Berrii ~ VIP+

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    You have very nicee.... fingernails? 0~0
     
    Berriiee, Dec 18, 2015
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  8. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    You must be on some sort of drug Hannah.
     
    Kvmilla, Dec 18, 2015
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  9. Berriiee

    Berriiee Smol Berrii ~ VIP+

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    Berriiee, Dec 18, 2015
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  10. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    Kvmilla, Dec 18, 2015
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  11. Moe_Ronickah

    Moe_Ronickah Traveling through hyperspace . . .. CHAMPION

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    Dear Lord! Are you implying that you like to have fingernails gently raked down your back?

    That's definitely NOT being on drugs.
     
    Moe_Ronickah, Dec 18, 2015
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  12. Berriiee

    Berriiee Smol Berrii ~ VIP+

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    Berriiee, Dec 18, 2015
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  13. Moe_Ronickah

    Moe_Ronickah Traveling through hyperspace . . .. CHAMPION

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    Nevermind. It's an obscure reference.
     
    Moe_Ronickah, Dec 18, 2015
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  14. WhirlwindWar

    WhirlwindWar Well-Known Adventurer CHAMPION

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    Girl: What?
    Man: I'm so sorry, that must've hurt
    (Ambulance pulls up, men get out)
    Ambulance person: What happened?
    Man: I'm sorry, this woman took a huge spill
    Girl: No I didn't!
    Man: Well you must've because, to me, it seems like you just fell from Heaven.
    Crowd: GIVE HIM YOUR NUMBER!!! GIVE HIM YOUR NUMBER!!! GIVE HIM YOUR NUMBER!!!
     
    WhirlwindWar, Dec 19, 2015
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  15. shaniqua

    shaniqua Travelled Adventurer

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    that's a beautiful dress

    but it would look better on the floor of my bedroom ;^)

    (not sure if this was already said)
     
    shaniqua, Dec 19, 2015
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  16. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    Kvmilla, Dec 20, 2015
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  17. SmellyCrabbykid

    SmellyCrabbykid Your local source of cancer.

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    Guy: Hey Kvmilla do you work for NASA?
    Kvmilla: No, why?
    Guy: 'cause I wanna take a rocket to Uranus!
    Kvmilla: ...
     
    SmellyCrabbykid, Dec 20, 2015
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  18. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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  19. Gambay

    Gambay Eater of Potato

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    You must be a redstone torch, because you're extending my piston!
     
    Gambay, Dec 21, 2015
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  20. XxFEAR08xX

    XxFEAR08xX Eater Of Potato

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    Me XD
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    Not sure if this has been used
    "you have nice legs, they would look better behind your head"
     
    Last edited: Dec 21, 2015
    XxFEAR08xX, Dec 21, 2015
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