What Is Your Best Dark Joke (dark Humor)

My girlfiend called me a pedophile.

That's a pretty big word for an eight year old.

 

smh

 

I got a couple.

Me: Hey wanna hear a joke?

Guy: Sure!

Me: My existence

Guy: hah-

*gunshot*


Also....

*content warning in video*

 

uhhh, that video was actually pretty expected, theres alot of pink pie dark humor out there.

 

oh hey look a duck with a penis...

 

How do you pick up a Jewish girl?

Spoiler

Go to Auschwitz with a dustpan lol

 

You've rustled my jimmies, sir.

 

Joke 1:
I would tell you a joke about a Nigerian kid and food, but they wouldn't get it.

Joke 2:
Why can't America play chess?
It's missing 2 towers already

Joke 3:
Do you know what pizza and parents have in common?
If they're black you have nothing to eat.

Joke 4:
Do you know what is so good about fucking 28-year-olds?
There's 28 of 'em.

Joke 5:
How do you call a Jewish Pokémon trainer?
Ash.

Joke 6:
What is worse than 11 babies in a trashcan?
A baby in 11 trashcans.

Joke 7:
Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes.

Joke 8:
I spent the past 4 years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer. So far I have not found a single person willing to do it.

Joke 9:
A Jew is looking at an Ashtray, waiter comes and asks: "Searching for someone?"

Joke 10:
How do you calculate the speed of a Jew escaping?
Height of the chimney multiplied by the speed of wind.

Edit 1 (Joke 11):
What is the difference between Phelps and Hitler?
Phelps can actually finish a race.

My jokes are so black they start picking cotton.

If you want me to tag you when I update this thread just ask so

 

You're a damn edge-lord my friend

 

Thank you

 

So many jokes. I appoint you head of the dark joke knights.

 

How u can sleep at nights

 

*kneels to accept the honor given to him*
Thank you good sir

Sleep is for the weak...

For those of you saying that my jokes are dark, yes they are... my T-shirts slowly dissapear from my closet...

 

What's the difference between Santa and jews?
Santa goes down the chimney.

 

Dark humour is like food: Not everyone gets it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

 

ive bursted out laughing to
Every
Single
One
Of
These
Jokes

:>


And I guess I'll just leave this here, it's not dark, per say, but ey