What Is The Stupidest Thing You've Heard In Wynncraft

One was when a player went up to my horse shop and asked "Can I has a 20/20 black horse for 10 eb?"
My minimum price was 2 le.
He keeps saying "This is too expensive."

 

Might be me, I remember I did it once XDDDD

 

Sorry for calling you stupid xD. Thought you were a noob that never visits the forums.

actually i was hoping you'd never look at that page but this text is too small to read... i think it is at least

 

It all good, at a point your thoughts were true, but i found the forums eventually. And i am a forum dweller now a days due to being stuck in the middle of level 85 and have grinding troubles with irl stuff.

to explain the thing that was "stupid": Its was a kid trying to make some emeralds by selling a 6 eb item for half price... Actually pretty stupid asking a lvl 45 for the trade...


Meh. Glad i was able to make ~8 people laugh
Now back for others to show the dumb things they have seen!

 

I was walking in Olux when this happened:

 

I was reminded of my first death in Wynncraft by an earlier post. This was an incident that I was the stupid one.

So this was right after i realized the death mechanics would have you lose everything if you lost all your soul points. I though that few chaps nearby where i was grinding at (being that stone thing nearby the red powder quest) would give me my stuff back. Now this is the blurry bit, either:

A) They didn't give my stuff back and i insulted them (with words like butt and stupid being i didnt swear in-game) and quit Wynncraft for a year

B) They were not there and either was my stuff, i quit Wynncraft because of this.

Either way i had quit because i lost my stuff and didn't get it back and rage quit because of it...

And yes, in my earlier years i was STUPID AS DIRT

 

I was hearing the bickering of one person who got tricked into buying a unique lvl 90 spear for 5 le and was selling it for 5 le to another dude.

 

Thats probably me ... as i know myself ;-;

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But i think i kept it tho.

 

The title of this thread. IT'S "Most stupid" DANGITALIHFAW

 

So I walking into Ragni to collect some wheat for my Hunter to complete Stable Story, when I overheard someone raging about losing their stuff. I jokingly said that I stole their items, and they got, to say the least, salty:

I came back after getting the wheat, and the person was still fairly angry; thinking I was a hacker and stole their stuff:

I then decided to stop stoking the fire and help the person, explaining to them that they had died with less than 3 soul points and so dropped their stuff. Their reaction was to then ragequit:

This was overall, quite hilarious to be part of.

I must admit, they do a brilliant Karkat impression.

 

Found my new favorite phrase.

Anyway, I just logged into Wynncraft for the first time in a while, and when I joined the server, I saw this exchange.

Stranger 1 (Lvl 17 archer): how do u get gc
Stranger 2 (Lvl 23 mage): I think you have to beat death
Stranger 1: whats that
Stranger 2: Its a boss
Stranger 1: can u beat for me
Stranger 2: No sorry
Stranger 1: ill give u stuff
Stranger 2: Ok *leaves town, comes back 2 minutes later* Done
Stranger 1: thx
*they trade*
Stranger 2: What is that
Stranger 1: its the best wepn in the game
Stranger 2: Oh ok
*they trade*
Stranger 1: thx
Stranger 2: Np *leaves server, most likely to avoid getting reported*

I later asked Stranger 1 what exactly he gave Stranger 2, and what he gave back.
Stranger 1: y
Me: I'm just curious.
Stranger 1: u cant have it
Me: I don't want it, I just want to know what it was.
Stranger 1: it was the best wepon
Me: What was it called?
Stranger 1: bich spear
Me: And what did [name] give you for it?
Stranger 1: gc
Me: You can't trade those.
Stranger 1: yes u can
Stranger 1: dumb
I started to get an unrelated headache at that point, so I left the server.

 

Report or not to report... That is the question.

 

Person 1 was level 50ish.

Person 1: Anyone wanna duel? You can't beat me, levels are nothing!
Me: *duels with my 98 assassin, kills him*
Person 1: lol unfair figt me with a level 50 like me! (previously said levels are nothing, remember)
Me: *takes level 45 dank wizard, duels, kills him'
Person 1: lol pfft nub u so gayyyyyy

Later:

Person 1 duels another person (level 27)
Person 1 kills him
Person 1: LOL EZ U SUKR
Me: fuck this shit I quit

 

Player 1: Where should i grind?
Player 2: tol
Player 3: No tmeple uf lugends is butter.

 

The dumbest thing I heard was that Gavel would be released in August :OOOOOO roast feast

 

This thread is exempt from the rules of the Necropost! THERE IS JUST TOO MANY STUPID PEOPLE

 

Oh, crap, whoops. Sorry about that.

 

<pls no close dis thread is too funny>

 

but how? i cant imagine grinding all the way to level 3o without making it to detlas

 

You can, if you go to Nemract instead of Detlas.