What Is The Stupidest Thing You've Heard In Wynncraft

you were faster ;-;

 

I was near the Angry Village, and another person asked me if I had any bows for him/her. I asked myself if I had missed a news announcement, that today was my day to supply x----- with bows, but, I didn't ask x----- that. I just said "Nope." So, what happens next? I got asked, again. Again, a simple "Nope" was my only answer. So, I tped away, out to the little island with the interesting little chamber inside. I go down the stairs, I kill two or three mobs that are in my way, and then I reach for the first loot chest. Out of nowhere, my little "Do you have any bows for me?" questioner appears and grabs the chest just an instant before me. Oh, well, the other chests were already missing. And guess what? You guessed it. S/he asked me again if I had any bows for him/her. I didn't answer that time.

But, you know me, I just have to ask the questions to see if I can make a positive change in someone's behavior. That conversation, without further comment, follows in the screen cap, below.



DON'T EVEN THINK OF SCREAMING "NECRO!" THIS THREAD IS INCAPABLE OF BEING NECROED! IT SHALL ALWAYS BE ALIVE! Besides, where else are we going to post this kind of thing?

 

uhum... I don't know this guy and spontaneously I get this message from him. Tried to message him back but he went offline..

 

''Can i have ur XP bottle(le) i want to level up quick''

 

I haven't posted here in a long time, but I had another encounter... @R_18 can act as witness
R_18 was using a speed build with around 140% walkspeed
I duelled her, and we were chatting about thorns/walkspeed builds
Some level 20 something guy comes up and literally says:
"Nice speedhacks R_18, care to teach me?"
R_18, myself and a few other players were spamming the chat with "LOL" and "k."
Then for some reason, mister level 20 says "F*CK off ElectroMantis"
I'm like, "k."

 

"Are the forums online?"

-some random guy in the shoutbox

 

So I guess Dern is a red box, truth is out guys

https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/tree-floating-in-void-on-world-map.124027/

 

"Kill 10 Corruptors of Worldss in 5 minutes for 100000 exp"

I was level 70, with weapons that were fit for a level 58.

 

'Gavel sooooo wasn't worth the wait.'

 

That guy buying Caissop's Master Piece for 10 eb.

 

"Coming soon"
no shit i was just waiting 2 years for it

 

I've been thinking about this, and it sounds so familiar. Then I remembered two or three times that someone asked me a question or said something in pm, and when I went to respond, they were gone, so it must have happened a lot more than two or three times. It must be some sort of "inside" joke. I never really thought of screen capping it, but I'm glad that you did - now I know that I'm not going much crazier - it really did happen!

 

This is more funny than stupid, but this was part of a conversation between me and a friend:

[17:00:43] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Paradoxical7 ➤ cpkidwell] huh, 2 legendaries in a day

[17:01:16] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [cpkidwell ➤ Paradoxical7] im not even going to respond to that

(Just for context, said friend has really terrible luck getting items, and I'm just kinda swimming in legendaries)

 

someone said that a tree with redstone around it is dern.

 

This guy is weird.
(Note that he was the only one except me in Selchar)

 

this is too advanced for my brain

 

Mate, it was 3 LE, not 10 EB. It's Dodegar's Weapon that sells for 10 LE.

 

No ... A guy on the Trade Market wanted to buy Caissop's Master Piece for 10 eb ... It was obviously a scam

 

Ah XD

 

I can't duel because if i die i will lose all my stuff