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Nerd.

 

It's all one big meme

 

I love the farting alien in Star Wars Episode 1
Anyone else find this scene really hot? When this alien farts at Jar-Jar? The alien just looks so feminine and sexy, and the way it farts and turns to him to flaunt it. Like it's inviting him to get closer for the next one.

I first watched this movie when I was very young and I have masturbated to this scene so many times.

 

owo what dis isa? *notasees yousa bulgebump*

 

Tanya Degurechaff
She defies god and kill with boom boom weapons.
She leads a bunch of flying boom boom ppl.
She stab ppl with her boom boom gun.
She revive ppl with her kneecaps.
She was once a he.
She likes coffee.
She has long eyelashes.
Badabing badaboom

 

what has this thread become...

 

Kafuu Chino from GochiUsa for best waifu!

First of all, she's a loli
Second of all, she's a kawaii loli
Third of all, she's maji sugoi kawaii loli
Fourth of all,....okay I'll stop xD



(Screenshot of her accidentally getting drunk and acting all cute, compared to her normal shy self <3)


I participate in anime communities of English, Korean, and Japanese and surprisingly the anime Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka doesn't seem to get a lot of attention in the English communities compared to the Korean and Japanese communities...which is a shame, it's by far my favourite "Slice of Life" genre anime. A kawaii third grade middle school loli running a cafe/bar (cafe at day, bar at night) with her dad, honest and hardworking, shy and adorable, quite mature and responsible, but bit of an airhead at times - but as Tohsaka Rin from the Fate series once said, "A girl's gotta have her flaws to be charming" (something like that, I watched Fate in korean so idk the exact translation).

The anime starts off with a 1st grade high-schooler named Hoto Cocoa coming into town for a home-stay, where it turns out she's doing a homestay at Chino's home (a.k.a. cafe/bar). Cocoa is the polar opposite of Chino, being very lively, carefree and sometimes mischievous. Cocoa seems to take an immediate liking to Chino, and is always trying to hug her, and demands that Chino calls her 'onee-san' (to which Chino declines) and in general clings around Chino a lot. Due to this, Chino is quite often reminding Cocoa of the rules, and telling her to get on with her work, etc. and thus my first impression of Chino was that she's a rather quiet, hardworking and mature girl. This impression may have been slightly amplified because of Cocoa being the polar opposite.

But then lo and behold, Chino's friends enter into the scene...!



(From left to right: Jouga Maya - Kafuu Chino - Natsu Megumi)

Contrary to Chino, her friends are very outgoing and talkative, and they quickly get along very well with Cocoa. Her friends bring out the childishness in the seemingly mature Chino, and also a slight tinge of jealously - Cocoa getting along very well with her friends - slowly starts to bring out the tsundere in Chino. Chino still rejects Cocoa when she goes overboard, but Chino slowly starts to be more accepting of Cocoa, and becomes quite attached to her. Her attachment to Cocoa really shows during the episode where Chino accidentally gets drunk (like the 1st image in this post), and displays what is probably her true affection towards Cocoa that her usual, composed self doesn't show. And also, just the fact that she's being all cute, compared to her usual self, is so adorable <3

In most situations, Chino appears to be the most mature one out of the group (10/10 will even smack her senpais on the head if they slack off work), but in situations where it really matters, Chino will get all nervous and confused as to what she should do. And then her senpais would come and sort out the problems. It is in these situations that I'm reminded that Chino is only a 3rd grade middle schooler, and that despite being quite mature, she is still a kid. This seemed so adorable to me, the fact that, in a way, she's putting up a farce of being mature as the head of the cafe, when really she's still quiet childish on the inside.



In the OVA episode, Chino is selected to be the lead singer for a school musical, because Chino, having adopted her mother's genes, is a great singer (her mother was the singer for the bar at night). But Chino, being very shy and afraid of big audiences, can't even sing properly in front of her friends/senpais. Once again, her senpais chime in to try and help her overcome her fear, and during this episode Chino's hardworking personality really shines. She shows a lot of enthusiasm and really gives it her all to overcome her stage fright, and also to perfect her singing voice. After the musical, she's heartily greeted by her friends/senpais, to which she goes all tsundere (<3) but clearly doesn't mind the attention she's getting.

In conclusion, she's a very kawaii girl that's surprisingly mature, sensible and hardworking. She seems very independent, but deep inside, she's quite childish and looks to have someone to depend on. Because of this quite lovable personality, she's very well-loved by her friends and senpais, and I believe this very personality makes her top-quality waifu.

(Yeah I won't go into too much detail about the storyline but hey season 3 of GochiUsa is coming out this year! And we get to see her graduating middle school and getting into highschool! Definitely looking forward to it, you should go watch too!

...Actually no don't Chino's my waifu and mine only :3)

 

IF YOURE GOING TO WATCH THE ANIME READ THE MANGA TOO
Oh Hek yeah I've been waiting for a weeb related giveaway, but I was expecting Trivia. In any case, here's my waifu:

You best know who this is or you aren't actually a weeb fuku. Also, the manga for this anime is much better than the anime itself

The explanation you ask? Simple. (MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD)

Spoiler: quick side note

Giveaways like this are generally rigged for two reasons.1) If you don't know what anime the waifu is from, you are less likely to vote for her. 2)Even if you do know what anime the waifu is from, you might not like that waifu. Unfortunately for me, this anime is less well-known in America, and those who do know the anime are split among 5 girls.

This means that you fall into one of three categories: either you don't know this anime(which is quite likely), or you do know this anime(quite unlikely). If you do know this anime, the chance of you being a Miku fan is relatively high, but the fanbase is split among 5 girls, so the chance of you being a Miku fan is high only compared to the others. Hopefully, you can see now why going for Miku as the waifu is a risky move because of the anime's nonexistant proliferation in America and the polarity of the anime's fanbase.

However, I am too devoted to Miku to even think about writing of another Waifu to win this giveaway, I am convinced that if you can see my devotion to Miku then you will vote in her favor. In two paragraphs I will explain to you why Miku is my Waifu for as many reasons as I can.

Also, anyone who provides a short explanation that revolves around physical features like "oh they cute" or "THIGHS" is shallow, clearly not a devoted weeb, and should be counted against.
This is no joking matter I'm pulling out all the stops.

Spoiler: THE ACTUAL EXPLANATION

Let's explain why the anime in general outclasses other animes. Miku was shown to have an interest in Japanese history(Ancient Warlords and whatnot), which is an insanely unique trait that sets her apart from girls in other animes, who merely trip over the MC without having an identity. For example, in other animes, everything focuses around the MC and the only thing we can confirm that the girl has an interest in is the MC, or at the very best something generic like cooking, gardening, or taking care of animals(although Miku also does show an interest in cooking, but she starts out as a noob cook and actually pursues her dream of being a pro cook). However, with Miku, we actually know something she about her hobbies that isn't generic or the MC, and Miku retains an identity that other girls give up when they start revolving the MC. All Iseakais and Shounen animes do this, they just focus on the MC picking up girls along his journey to defeat the demon king or whatever, not going into depth about the lives or preferences of the girls themselves. Rem from ReZero and Origami from Date a Live are prime examples of how the girl only functions to advance the plot by serving the MC. We don't have a clue about what they like to do in their free time because they're only relevant when the MC needs them. Other animes that are just straight ecchi and lolis also do not go into the depths of the girl's hobbies or give them screen time for personal issues that aren't the MC's. Quintessential Quintuplets itself is a slice of life/harem/high school romance anime, but what sets it apart from other animes of this kind such as Oregairu, Oreshura, or Tsuzere children is how deep it goes. It doesn't just focus on the relationships between the MC and the girl, or just the girl/MC's daily life activities. There are extensive independent parts where the 5 girls build on themselves and develop character WITHOUT the MC, like when Miku and Ichika have to mend their relationship after Ichika pulls a bitch move, when Nino has beef with her father, or when Itsuki had to go diss her biological father for abandoning her mother. As a whole, Quintessential Quintuplets(the manga) just provides a solid quantity of more unique, drawn out, profound, and empathizable situations with high attention to detail that other animes just don't have. Of course, there are animes where a good amount of background is offered on the girl that sets her independent to the MC, such as Adigaki Aki from Masamune Kun no Revenge, but that's where the personality comes in.

Again, there are some animes that provide enough insight on a girl to qualify her as someone you can genuinely consider a Waifu, like animes where the MC is a girl, but most of these submissions have been for extremely shallow reasons such as attractiveness or vague things like "kindness", which is expected given that the anime gives little information on what they're like without the MC. Even with the exceptions, Miku still remains superior. This is because of her devotion, personality, and development over the manga. Although she did not win the competition for the MC, Miku's fanbase was by far the largest of all of them. The majority of those who read the manga preferred her, and for good reason. First, her devotion is shown as she is the first to fall into the race for the MC (Futaro Uesugi) and the first one to accept him as a tutor. Of the other girls, Ichika and Yotsuba did not pay attention, Itsuki was blatantly opposed, and Nino tried to drug Futaro to scare him into quitting his tutoring job. Miku was the first one to open up and respect Futaro as a tutor. Second, she stayed loyal to Futaro, even defending him against Nino's dissing various times such as in chapter 46. She was also the first one to land a direct kiss(chapter 106 in the picture below), the first one to make something for him(I don't remember the chapter but take my word because she made him a sandwich), and the first one to confess despite the confession not going through Futaro's dense self(chapter 38). Third, onto her personality and development, Miku starts off as a timid Kuudere and stays like that throughout the manga, and her timidity prevents her from making bolder moves from the start (her timidity is cute because shy though ~uwu~). However, we definitely see her timidity fade away as she starts making decisions that require more determination. Miku just has so many heartwarming moments that set her apart from the rest. She confesses to Futaro in chapter 84, and kisses him in 106. Miku has become a lot bolder and has shown the best character arc (not the most dramatic, for that would be Nino) in the manga.

But yes, let's not forget Miku is hot af and is headphone girl.
So for the reason that Miku is a kuudere, unique to herself/relevant even when the MC doesn't need her, is devoted, has the best change throughout the story, has the most moments where you can feel for her, and is cute af, she is the best Waifu. The way Miku matures throughout the story, her cute and shy personality, her devotion to Futaro that leads to both heartbreaking and heartwarming scenes that make you feel for her is the exact reason why Miku is my waifu
- just my opinion ofc

Spoiler: Cited evidence

- Chapter 38
- Chapter 46
- Chapter 84
- Chapter 106

Spoiler

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Mai is good

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Rem is good


But Miku stands above all

 

i am glad that atleast you agree that she is the best quintessential quintaplet

 

Giveaway has ended! Results will be April 1st :>

 

you've read the manga, you say?
i'm just glad the anime introduces everything before the story peaks, hits drama, and then slowly declines into the boring story it ended up being.

https://imgur.com/a/5J62sdm
hopefully u might get a laugh from this hilarious edit of I think was the last chapter


… only thing miku has going for her is she has the cutest design out of the 5 sisters

 

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Funny thing is, that isn't an edit it's the actual thing, also no there's more to Miku then cute Kuudere's are best did you not read my explanation and no the anime does not peak at a flashforward you what read the damn manga there is so much more than what the anime covered

 

dude u put more effort into this than i put into my fucking school projects

 

I got carried away

 

We are judging based on your description / explanation & evidence of your waifu, (we will score your waifu in our opinions ofc), but waifu score will not affect the the overall in any way, everything is based on description and how strongly you are able to prove your point.

Also Miku is nice :3

 

yes miku is nice

 

Ah yes, the vocaloid who needs an anime

 

I have too much self respect to do this

If I had to pick it would be Michael Jordan

 

I too loved the Space Jam anime

 

Results are in! (Winners on thread)

Overall it was tough grading some of your paragraphs, some were very well written!

We had to narrow down the amount essays graded that were counted as valid entries to save on time
But many of the entries were graded and if you wanna see your results, they are on the link below

Waifu Rating

Thanks for joining and I hope you had fun explaining your waifus. All of your waifus are amazing and I love all of them :3