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WITH HERE PENCIL AND ERASER
I HAVE SCRUBBED AND STABBED THE PAPER
TIME AND INT'REST WEARING THIN
COMPLETE I MUST THIS WRITTEN SIN
THE JOKES, THE MEMES, ALL STALE, UNBOLD
BUT WATCH YOU MUST AS HERE UNFOLDS
MY STORY FOUL, NATURE-REJECTED
TO WIN THIS CONTEST IT IS PERFECTED

The ritual is complete, here is the Kyara Kutaa manga
Check the official lore if you want to
Read from right to left and try not to lose too many brain cells
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I now have negative braincells

 

Damn, that's actually really well drawn. And I thought my circle with constellations on it was good

 

Ty. I also liked the school you drew

 

wtf thats too much effort for me

 

Spoiler: Rin Tohsaka as a Waifu

Rin from Fate Series is perfect, she has a tsundere personality yet still somehow manages to be cute, Rin as a kid was always gifted and talented having a great amount of magical capabilities in Fate Zero while her dad Tokiomi got destroyed in the Holy grail war,
Shes also very emotionally strong, able to accept the fact that shes practically alone and abandoned at this point, able to keep a straight face when facing her long lost sister Sakura who doesnt know about such, Rin is simply the best and sadly needs more screentime in Heaven's feel


She plays an important role in the fate stay night routes, acting as a contender to being the best possible mage for the current holy grail war and even though shes technically not the main character (because of shirou=archer bs)
She still somehow stands out from Shirou because in reality Rin is way cooler than Shirou, simply of her way higher capability and skill that is showcased in the anime and how her backstory is more interesting if you fully understand it.
Rin also is surprisingly really fun to be with as seen in the fillers, shes also very independent meaning she'll be able to take care of herself
and even you if you're that useless in life.


In short Rin is the perfect waifu since she has the looks, the great personality that only someone
she trusts knows about, and she has the independence to take care of herself if you're a useless person and cant even protect yourself from big ol daddy gil

Reasons for more Waifu Points
-She can cook
-C u r v e s
-T h i g h s
-Rich af
-Smart af

Spoiler: Lore of the Servant Toxoplasmosis

Toxoplasmosis the silent assassin: True name: ???
Noble Phantasm: Toxoplasmosis; the silent poison strong enough to kill entire continents

A fabled legend named after the mythic weapon of the mmorpg called Wynncraft in a game called Minecraft, he was once a normal person, living in a humble home in the real world, unknown to the future events that would strike his life forever, during his lifetime he had a strong affinity in speed, especially in his stealth factor that he abused, striking his opponents, with his poison, there has been notes in history that if you were ever known to be a target for Toxoplasmosis, you were already dead the moment you blinked. His notable factors is that he had killed many Mafia bosses, killed criminals and started a great mage revolution of corrupt mage chiefs, he was a main target for the officials as he proved to be too much of a problem for them, he suddenly disappeared and never to be seen again, now his name is now a legend, passed on from generation to generation, which led him to be today, a heroic spirit, summoned by the holy grail...

Spoiler: Part 1

After the 5 years from the 5th Holy Grail War, Rin Tohsaka, a survivor and a participant of the 5th Holy Grail War, currently training Magecraft with Shirou Emiya, decided to split up one day on a adventure to find the sacred treasure of Avalon, a artifact said to provide a status to a holder of invincibility, however, according to her known knowledge this adventure was not going to be an easy one, it is said that the avalon is heavily guarded by the grail's manifestation of power, therefore, Rin Tohsaka, the seeker, decides to summon a servant of high caliber...

Rin: *Places down a vial of the strongest poison*, This should do it! now time to prepare the summoning rites, *Recites the summoning rites* I summon you, unleash my servant!

*A giant hole breaks the roof of the house*

Rin: Ughh, that impact, look at how much my skirt got messed up! *brushes off dust*

???: Are you my master?

Rin: Well yes, reveal yourself to me my servant!

???: Very well, you seem like a mage with high caliber. you are worthy to be called my master..
*Toxoplasmosis appears*

Toxoplasmosis: Hello, master, I am Toxoplasmosis, the silent assassin, I am already aware of your mission my master, I will aid you the best way I possibly can, I am an assassin class servant, and I will surely be of use to you, my master.

Rin: Well hello, my name is Rin Tohsaka, your master, I am currently planning to go on a quest. to find Avalon, and I will surely need your help with your proficiency, Toxoplasmosis.

Toxoplasmosis: Very well, Rin Tohsaka,

*They set off to an adventure, travelling to another Country, where the rumored Avalon is rumored to be kept in a grave under a church*

Rin: Well, this is it Toxoplasmosis, lets retrieve Avalon!

Toxoplasmosis: Very well..

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Toxoplasmosis: So we arrived at the church master, I already sense a strong presence of power in this church, possibly a fellow Assassin.

Rin Tohsaka: Yeah, I feel it too, its definitely a intimidating presence.

*Smoke suddenly starts to appear*

Toxoplasmosis: Master! Run!

*Rin runs away to an area away from the smoke*

*Daggers fly towards Toxoplasmosis*

*Deflects*

???: I see that you are a talented assassin, with great awareness, able to react quickly to my attacks and plans, but, checkmate...

Toxoplasmosis: huh?

*Poisonous Smoke starts to engulf Toxoplasmosis*

Toxoplasmosis: Poison? ..... Unleash Noble Phantasm Toxoplasmosis, the poison that kills entire countries!

???: My poisonous gas is... getting engulfed in his poison... but, thats not the only thing I can do

*??? backattacks Toxoplasmosis*

*They clash their daggers tainted with their own poison*

Toxoplasmosis: I see your poison is revolved around gas, these daggers are certainly also tainted with fine poison made from that gas, I already know who you are!

*??? backs off*

Toxoplasmosis: You are, Hassan I Sabbah of Intoxicated Smoke, you are a worthy challenger to me, however-

???: You are correct, but now is not the time to think you've already won, unleash! noble phantasm.

Toxoplasmosis: *Starts losing vision*

Toxoplasmosis : (I have to get out this is bad)

Toxoplasmosis: Unleash once again, Noble Phantasm: Toxoplasmosis! the drainage of life!

*Bright green smoke pops out*

*Toxoplasmosis Escapes*

*Toxoplasmosis goes to Rin*

Toxoplasmosis: Master, the servant guarding the Avalon proves to be very strong, I ask for your assistance, the servant's name is Hassan I Sabbah of Intoxicated Gas

Rin: I see, lets think of a strategy for this.

Toxoplasmosis: So far his strategy is using his poisonous gas in alot of ways, he is able to use them in any way you can think he is also proficient in melee combat with his two daggers.

Rin: Hmmm, oh what if we try this!

*They start planning out basically sketching their plan to fight against Hassan I Sabbah*

*As they start planning Toxoplasmosis notices Rin's overly passiveness when talking to him*

*He brushes it off thinking that its just nothing*

Toxoplasmosis: Alright I get the plan now we just need to strike when the time comes.

Rin: Yes, now lets do this, my servant!

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*The sun sets, and the moon starts to rise, and fog suddenly appears*

Toxoplasmosis: It is time, my master..

Rin: Wait

Toxoplasmosis: wha-

*Rin hugs Toxoplasmosis*

Toxoplasmosis: Why-

*Rin smiles*

Rin: Lets go!

*They go to the hallway of the church, in front of an altar, where the grave containing avalon is located*

Hassan: I see you are now with your master, BUT SHE IS ONLY A HINDRANCE AT THIS POINT

*Daggers appear in all directions*

Rin: What did you say about me!

*Rin throws a shield orb*

*Shield orb reflects the daggers*

Rin: Am I still a hindrance for you?

Toxoplasmosis: Lets do this master,

Rin: Alright, by the power of my command seal I command you Toxoplasmosis, Unleash with full power your noble phantasm! Toxoplasmosis!

Toxoplasmosis: Unleash, true poison that can kill entire continents!

Hassan: Unleash Noble Phantasm! Intoxicated Fury!

*The two noble phantasm collide, creating huge explosions, testing which poison is truly stronger!*

Hassan: You are a worthy challenger, but you are not yet worthy to defeat me in full power!

Toxoplasmosis: While yes, you may be stronger than me! but you forgot one thing!

Toxoplasmosis: That this battle, is TWO AGAINST ONE

Hassan: Wha-

Rin: Guess you forgot about me because im that much of a hindrance ;)

Rin: TASTE ALL OF THESE ORBS

*Throws all of the orbs she has containing most of her magical energy*

Toxoplasmosis: HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Rin: Checkmate!

Hassan: You are... worthy

*Hassan gets defeated*

Rin: Yes! we did it!

Toxoplasmosis: Good job, you showed him you werent a hindrance.

Rin: Now lets go get Avalon!

Toxoplasmosis: Lets go!

*They dig up the grave*

Rin: Whats this? nothing's here...

*Dagger appears targetting Rin*

Toxoplasmosis: Master!

*Toxoplasmosis shields Rin from the daggers but in turn costs his own life*

Rin: Toxoplasmosis, no!

Toxoplasmosis: Dont worry master, that was the side effect of his noble phantasm, hes already dead but that was his last stand.

Rin: Toxoplasmosis you're dying...

Toxoplasmosis: Its okay, atleast we defeated him..

Rin: But Toxoplasmosis..

*Tears shed down her face*

Rin: Toxoplasmosis... thank you... to be honest I developed... feelings.. you were a special servant to me..

Rin: Its sad... to let you go... Toxoplasmosis..

*Kisses*

Toxoplasmosis: Master I... love you too.. im sorry, but this is the end for me..

Rin: No- no.. noo....

Toxoplasmosis: Im sorry.... goodbye...

*Toxoplasmosis disappears*

Rin: No.. NOOOOOO!

*Sobs*

Rin: This is for the best, I will always remember you.. Toxoplasmosis...

Spoiler: Epilogue

As days past, and Avalon's search mission has ended in a non-appealing way, Rin has accepted that though her mission has failed, she acknowledges that this will forever be a memory to remember. Though life may be harsh, with the pain she grieved, she knows that it'll be her time to rise up again, for Toxoplasmosis, in the end, she gave up for her search, because she found something greater, that treasure she found was the memories she had with Toxoplasmosis, the love and bond that developed in a short amount of time, only to be ending with tragedy, makes in a treasure of mixed feelings that she wont ever forget...

 

The entire concept of not watching a show due to its medium is incredibly short sighted. You are missing out a great content due to discrimination of the medium where it is portrayed. As an example, what you guys are doing is basically the same as not reading a book because it is a novel instead of a comic. You are generalising. Maybe the anime you are going to watch isn't as good as shows on Netflix, or maybe it is. You don't know that till you watched it.

Furthermore, the entire argument of huge anime tits being a problem is kinda retarded. Yes, they are huge on some character so what? When you have 10s of different people in a same story, you have to give them different traits so that the cast doesn't look like a bunch of Chinese people with no physical differences.

Additionally, you have to take into account the type of shows you are watching and its target audience. A majority of anime, mainly the shounen genre, is targeted to adolescent boys. So, sex appeal in characters and fanservice could help in boosting the views of a show. Because horny teenagers are horny teenagers. Or should I say, it was the goal of having bit tits on certain characters. I think it is safe to say that on the behalf of most anime fans out there. Tits isn’t what makes a girl the “best girl” of a show. Imma be real here, it’s not really something people will notice. Us people of culture would rather focus on the story and the interaction instead of 2 sacs of dangling fat.

There is also the fact that the Baader-Meinhof Effect is clouting your judgement. This effect consists of humans thinking that something is happening more often, even though that the rate has not changed at all. It is caused by individuals noticing or thinking about a certain trait, action, object, etc... So, to clarify, yes there are character with unreasonably large tits, but you are not acknowledging all the characters who don't have unreasonably large tits.

Also, why does it even matter than a character has huge tits? At the end of the day, it is just a drawing. Yes, us weebs take liking in characters, but in the end it's no different from liking Lucifer from Lucifer or Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory. Characters and their personas end up sticking in your memory because of their story not because of their tits.

And if I actually watched anime for the tits, I would just go on (sites that shouldnt but said here) instead. There is no point to watching something for the sex appeal of the characters and not have people bang. And to all that "you'll have to get used to real women and real tits sizes" bullshit, I am not complaining about this 17 year old boy looking like that.


Also coming from someone that just used 5 paragraphs of his essay due digress of tits. Does the size of an anime characters tiddies really matter? Why do you care?

Anime is this great medium that allows studios and directors to do things that regular TV/Netflix shows can't do. It made sentient and intelligent human being attached to animated drawings. The feeling and situation of those imaginary characters go through feel so much more true. They really get to you. They make you laugh and smile. Shutting down this medium is closing off a path filled with wonderful possibilities.

The first time I ever cried watching something was while watching anime. And this concludes this essay on how anime shouldn't be look down on because it is anime.


This is not a fanfic but feel free to use these in an argument agaisnt your non weeb friends, took me way to long to write and i just wanted to post it somewhere

 

I awoke that fateful morning from possible the greatest dream of my life. I was in a field of roses and tulips, and though I ran through them with no hesitation, I felt no pricks, no pain. All I felt was pure ecstacy as I ran into the arms of the man I love; Giorno Giovanna. Of course, this was just a dream, as he spun me in his arms and brought me in for embrace, though little did I know it wouldn't be for long.

I awoke to the sound of my doorbell. My mother and I lived alone after my father died from a collapsing roof as he built hospitals in Africa, and though it was hard, we were doing pretty well, keeping up with paying the rent every month, we always had food except some times in the winter when my little sister would get EXTRA hungry, and I seemed to always have enough to buy what I wanted. I got out of bed and threw on my robe as I rushed to answer the door.

"Hel-" Was all I could get out before my voice caught in my throat.
There he was, in the exact same purple uniform and blue brooches as in my dream, Giorno Giovanna.
I tried to say something but I couldn't before he took two powerful strides and entered my home, grabbing my waist with one of his strong, firm hands. He looked down at me with those piercing green eyes and spoke.
"I, Girono Giovanna, have a dream." I heard the music begin as my sister practiced her piano, oblivious to the scene occurring in the adjacent room. "I'm going to be a gang-star!"
I wish I hadn't, but it was with that that I fainted. When I awoke he was tending to me, and had prepared a full 5-star meal using food he must have brought, as it was all far too expensive for my family to ever have the audacity to buy. He fed my entire family that day, and we kept the leftovers, which kept us full for the next week.
Thank you, Giorno Giovanna.

 

Warning: Long and cringey. There may also be grammatical errors (I did not proof read it).
I am not responsible for any melting eyeballs or loss of brain cells.
Read at your own risk.

Spoiler: Picture

Spoiler: Fanfic

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1PWT-2EMaWvHFI7-2qhkDcOHJQhvCi--7

 

my entry:

Spoiler: Picture

Chen Huahua

Spoiler: Fanfic Link

docs.google.com/document/d/1rh4sIVkw8Ddf_y4MjS_BZ19U66Hid2nPTkr-uoVmNdY/edit?usp=sharing

 

This is KMS Roon

and here is my entry for the contest involving her:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13554260/1/War-may-be-temporary-but-Love-is-eternal

 

This is my beautiful bride.
She's a penguin.
Think its weird?
I'm a penguin too.
So TOO BAD.
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https://pastebin.com/BW4KwvQ0


why did i make this

 

Some hot steamy Garfield Fanfiction. No homo and not a furry (remember, this is a me x Garfield fanfiction not a Jon x Garfield fanfiction he just calls me Jon-senpai because thats his kink also this is PG-13 so light swearing but it's not THAT bad in the X-rated content)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W1sq4WXofnHYhVid5ke86IiXdDcXQf9In-1pqeHvXkQ

 

Giveaway has ended! Results April 18th

 

Why did I do this... whatever, I just finished an essay for Lit and I was bored I swear I had no other choice

 

F

(Lets hope after still lets the entry in he prob will, gl!!)

 

Fingers crossed lol, or else I did that for no reason UWU

 

hope my dignity's sacrifice wasnt all for nothing

 

i hope my garfield fanfiction was good enough