War Of Provinces [dead]

I said that I deal eoth the barb and my army brings the guy to safety
Also assuming he’s safe now, I retreat

 

Next I'll have my men heave the sticks.

 

(this just here for my reference Tsu has 20/35 HP and 29 AS.)

You charge your weapon into Bushpig 1's stomach, dealing 28 damage. The bushpig lurches violently, and remains lifeless. (Ok, I'm not gonna show damage numbers because it's obvious that with each hit, you insta-kill a piggy)

Bushpig 2 rams it's head into you. The impact rocks through your skull! (-4 HP)

A mech electrocutes Bushpig 2. ZAP. Bushpig 2 is now black smoke hurtling through the air.

Both Bushpigs 3 and 4 deliver a combo hit to you! (-7 HP)

You wrap Bushpig 3 in a headlock, whilst your mechs brutlly stab the bushpig. It, too, falls over unconscious.

Bushpig 4 is raged! It's attacks will deal 2 extra damage.It snarls at you savagely and begins to tear at your flesh. (-4 HP)

Bushpig 4's snarls are interrupted by a metal spear lodged into its waist by one of your mechs. It releases its cry of death.

Bushpig 5 charges towards you, but misses ridiculously.

A mech cleanly decapitates Bushpig 5 with its sword.

Your army gains 6 AS as experience.

Tsu has 5/35 HP and 35 AS.

You see many merchants sell all sorts of things, but nothing you see that could be useful in combat. However, two twin old men are selling exquisite stones that seem to grant health, army strength, or both.

"Ah, an elf! Actually, many elves!" the first twin starts. The second twinfinishes: "We thought you elves wouldn't resort to buying because of your 'greedless' thing, but we'll offer you three special gemstones!" The twins have twinkles in their eyes.

They are selling:
Sapphire Shard (+6 AS)
Molten Heights Demonic Rock (+4 AS, +2 HP)
Criistal (+6 HP)

You can ask the price for any one of these items (or you could buy more than one, up to you).

Undead are, almost literally, storming all over the place. You and your army flex their muscles and get ready for a nice long undead hunting session.

(Note: I can't have you fight all the undead in one message, so you'll have to 'wander' from place to place from time to time)

First, you and your army meet a Skien's Cannibal (8/8 HP, 1-4 AS) and a Withered Skeleton (24/24 HP, 0-2 AS).

Would you like to fight this batch of enemies?

Oof, sorry for the confusion :/ You can have some HP back... (+7 HP).

You retreat, but he is persistent on chasing you all around the island. A couple minutes later, the barbarian seems lost, even though you think he's blind as you are not ten feet away from him. You run back to the injured man and help him to his feet.

"Are you ok?"

Hearing those words, the man jumps up and down wildly, leaving you stunned. Then, he draws a small dagger and points it at you. You and your army raise their hands, saying that you weren't the guys that beat him up.

"Huh. Well, I guess that means you helped me, then?" He puts his dagger back and shakes your hand. "Hello, commander Hoyoboy, I believe that is your name. Is it alright if I join your army?"

Do you want to let him in your army (which would be +5 AS)?

Hoyoboy has 23/25 HP and 10 AS.

Now that you take out the sticks, you see a couple levers. Who knew they could be hiding beneath a pile of measly sticks?

But there is another problem. The 3 levers aren't labeled, and you were supposed to flick the lever that directs water supply to Katoa. Now it seems more experimenting is required...

 

I'll ask the old man about it cuz I don't wanna die

 

OOC: Sounds good to me
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Yup. I'll have my army focus on the withered skeleton while i focus on the Cannibal.

 

You walk down to Katoa and ask the Apple Merchant.

"Gee, I don't know, that's your job!" That was probably not the best help you've ever gotten. You sigh.

The Cannibal lets out a shriek and chomps its teeth down hard on your arm. (-3 HP)

Withered Skeleton is casting a spell!

You fling your weapon and thrust it into the Cannibal's chest. (11 damage) This time, the Cannibal lets out a shriek of fear, and then finally of death.

A ranged soldier nocks an arrow and shoots it into the Withered Skeleton's skull. (17 damage)

Withered Skeleton casts Raise Dead: the Cannibal is now reanimated!

You run into the Cannibal with your weapon and knock it flying into the air. (20 damage) The Cannibal lands with a sickening crunch of bones. It lays still...

Two footsoldiers attempt to severe Withered Skeleton's skull, but miss and injure its ribs instead. (10 damage) The Withered Skeleton falls to the ground, and its bones slowly turn into fine black mist. However, this "wither mist" enters your nose and it seems to attack you from the inside! (-1 HP)

Your army gains +3 AS as experience.

Robert has 21/25 HP and 18 AS.

 

I go back and flip the rightest one

 

Welp, time to go back and get potions.
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Can't I attack at the same time as my army btw? >.>

 

By "you" I mean "you and your army" just to save a couple seconds :P

The Potion Merchant seemed worried about you...

"Well, you're finally back! And... you've been in another fight despite your virus?" You almost forgot that a deadly disease has stricken you. As if to emphasize that point, you enter another fit of coughing blood... (-2 HP). "Dang. Please...uh...stay away. Anyway you got the money right? Yes? Good. I'll give you 12x Healing Stew (Heals +5 HP) instead of the normal 10, just because I feel bad for you again."

Tsu has 3/35 HP and 35 AS, and has acquired 12x Healing Stew (Heals +5 HP).

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*flick* There seems to be no sound of confirming, so you might need to go back to Katoa to check if the water has arrived.

 

Use 1 and take a rest.

 

"Good job men!" I say.
We continue to look for more undead to fight.

 

"There's no point in no point to put as at a disatvatage because of it. How much are they?"

 

Yes

 

*slurp* It wasn't the most delicious stew you've eaten but it heals you. (+5 HP)

You take a long nap back at your house in Corkus. You have a nightmare about Bushpigs tearing down a Book of Cards...you wonder why...

Tsu has 8/35 HP and 35 AS.

You circulate the island to your right, and in a minute four beasts run into you.

4x Undead Boar (12/12 HP and 10-11 AS each)

Would you like to fight this batch of enemies?

Robert has 21/25 HP and 18 AS.

"Each of the Sapphire Shard (+6 AS), Molten Heights Demonic Rock (+4 AS, +2 HP), and Criistal (+6 HP) are the same price... One Elven Cherry Blossom Leaf, for each, please. I'm sure you elves have got many of those in Aldorei..."

"Alright, commander! I will join your army of rebels and strive to take Zhight!" (+5 AS)

Hoyoboy has 23/25 HP and 15 AS.

 

Travel around the island to see stuff

 

''Why do you want a leaf? As far as i know they're just leaves so what could you gain from them?''

 

Are you sure? There's a real bloody free for all massacre going on all round the island...

The second twin comes close to you so he can whisper something in your ear. "Look, we both are Alchemists, and we like to experiment with almost anything to create new gemstones. We have found that these leaves can be forged into... something new."

 

"And that something is?"
Edit:this is ment as a whisper

 

The first twin sighs. Then his volume increases. "Look, it's not anything of your business. We're trying to manufacture items we can sell, and it doesn't matter how we obtain them. Bring us the leaf or please go away." The twins simultaneously take their glasses off and rub them. You raise your eyebrow.

 

I raise 4 fingers "four leaves for all three and you make me one of whatever your making. Deal?"