War Of Provinces [dead]

ah, got it
take 3 stews and lets go in.
Focus them down, 1 by 1.
start with a meteor for the firer area effect thing. .-.
warscreams to buff defense and assassins will multihit this time around.
We need to clear as many as possible as fast as possible.
after the meteor, mages focus on healing.
Archers will just send support by being a hiderance to the enemy. :L

 

"If that's the case, how about my men and I do something about the breakage, and if you want we can give you a portion of the payment?" I say to the boy.

 

thanos voice
Fine, I'll do it myself.
(I'll travel to Gelibord and see what I can do/find. I'll leave most of the cultists back in Lexdale doing their training thing.)

btw, currently abroad with bad internet so expect delayed responses.

 

ok i have to make this post real quick, so expect little creativity and/or speling errors

The streets are empty, and the suspicious gardener is snoring out loud

Your electromages skillfully land many meteors in the middle of the golem formation, knocking out two.*

Your warriors buff the trebuchet, for some reason.

Your assassins are pretty tired* out, so they must do with simple attacks to the golems in front. They take down the first one, but the second and third deliver solid iron fists to your assassins. They are fatigued, and weakly return to the back of the formation.

The trebuchet managers seem to gain some energy after two successful launches, and launch the trebuchet again. It misses wildly...

The head commander's elite assassins charge in with their katanas in the center of the golem horde, taking down a good three.

...*

In the end, the golem horde is mostly eliminated (+11 AS overall, no wounds), and the stragglers retreat.

The head commander, slightly wounded, has a word with you. "Okay... we've managed to take down this horde, but we don't know what's still going on inside the wall that we still haven't managed to breach--" Suddenly, another thunderous whirring sound resonates from inside the wall. Everyone stares at the massive sphere of light emanating from the village... and the wall falls, revealing three massive hunks of glowing iron.

3x Iron Goliath each have 750/750 HP and 60 AS. (0% CTD)
- very slow
- area damage
Tsu has 14/29 HP, 105 AS, and 35e. (80% CTD)

[*I would spend some more time and "creativity" on a battle description, but unfortunately i don't have much time on hand and i don't want to delay a post till tomorrow so... yeah]

The gruff man responds for the boy.

"Well, well, well, I know you. Leaving your home city to mess around with pirates, eh? Must I truly trust you with fixing our prized hourglass?" You slightly flinch due to the man's onion stench.

You trudge through the thick leaves of the Dark Forest, hoping to reach Gelibord. When you consult your map, you figure that you are not too far, but a large, meaty hand snatches the map from you. You look up to see a proportionally large Darkness Dog clutching your map. Its eyes do not seem to be extremely threatening, but you notice small drops of blood drooling from its mouth.

Casse Moteuaire has 25/25 HP and 20(-5*) AS.

*temporary reduction in AS due to being mostly solitary

 

I'll first take the canned abis and wait a little to see if the gardeners still sleeping

 

If you need a more active sub, I would gladly join. Seems fun!

 

Click my tongue in dissatifaction.
"How bad would it be if we did a full retreat and returned with corkian reinforcements?"

Send one of the archers back to corkus to inform the government asap.

We'll start kiting the golems. The trebuche will probably be sacrificed, but we do have superior range. Also, with speed 3, and mages giving them slowness, we'll never be caught. The only issue here is if they pick anything up and throw it at us.

In that case, the warriors will have to stand in front and take the brunt of the attacks. Mages will heal them obviously. When it comes to, then we'll just do a full retreat.

Assasins aren't doing much, so they'll infiltrate the town and look for the golem's plans, and see if there's any easy way to defeat them.

 

You wrap a hand around the oddly shaped sack of abis, when the gardener starts mumbing in sleep. You perk your ears, and make out some words he seems to be saying...

"...yes, yes, Davi... bring the abis and drugs by noon... oh definitely... will become the best and notorious and awesome drug and drinks company... even Fruma shall cower... nah, the police here don't suspect a thing..." The gardener nods off for one minute and starts talking again.

"...yes, queen... we have five billion tons of anything you like... give me the crown and you shall have our company... thank you... ALAS!.. I am royal king of the province... royal advisor Davi? throw the queen in a dungeon... yes, please... and bring me the queen's bones, which I'll use... to cut my meat..."

you remind me of something

@TheStormLizard @Katoshii you've both been offline for a while, just saying, since a spot will be opened up...

"Urm... Bucie's army seems to be simply sticking around here and they couldn't possibly bring this trio of goliaths anywhere... in fact, a retreat and a 'recharge' would actually benefit us, with an added element of surprise and trickery."

You do so.

Do you want to continue fighting the goliaths (whose eyes are now glowing brighter) or retreat?

 

Sadly for him I kind of am the police. So time to also confiscate the note and the orb

 

Full retreat.
The kiting was just incase the talking too to long.
-----
"Let's go then."
Archers give Speed III and we're sanic our way out of here. :33

 

(big yikes I knew I forgot about something on the forums skskksks super sorry I'm still here don't worry ahHHHH)

"You guessed the first part correctly. Kato, a commander for the armies of Relos. Perhaps you could enlighten me on these renegades of yours?"

 

Stealthily, you confiscate the two other sacks of the orb and the note. The sleeping log doesn't suspect a thing.

The archers are a bit tired to cast any more spells.

The head commander stops the goliaths with his words of retreat. The goliaths stop in their tracks completely.

"Uhhh, I think we should be going now..."

All the armies march with all the energy that they have to the docks. Fortunately, the hot-air balloons destined for Corkus have arrived, enough to transport the whole armies.

About an hour later, the fleet of balloons land at the docks. The local citizens swarm you and the soldiers with questions.

"What happened? What was going on there? Was there a war? Did you win? Does that mean Corkus is awesomer?"

it ok

except now i have to scroll a couple pages to find your stats oof

EDIT: only 9 pages!
Kato has 25/25 HP, 10 AS, and 40e.

The bandit co-chief tries to act surprised. "Uh... renegades? What renegades? These bots? Oh they're just... they're just... my workers! They work in a small mine down this cave pathway here. They just like to use... uh... blades to mine instead of pickaxes..."

 

Don't answer them. Rush to the government officials, have my troops go the Fallen Factory for a checkup.

 

I'll write a note that says

'You shouldn't sleep talk, we suspect everything
-The Police'
Then I leave

 

"Mmm, that seems rather inefficient. Perhaps I should ask why you're all against Relos? I'm sure with you in the army, the citadel will surely be a force to be reckoned with."

 

"Of course you can. Unless you would rather have me call up a pirate to fix the hourglass." I reply, smiling.

 

You quickly run over to Asner's government headquarters, after sending your army to the Factory (which isn't really Fallen anymore).

Like always, Asner greets you at the door.

"Ah, you're back! So, have you come as a winner... or defeated?"

Quickly, you take out a small pencil and write up a note and place it where the goods used to be.

Do you mean leave, as in to the main part of Cinfras, or leave back to Aldorei?

"Against Relos? Why, we have nothing against the poor, struggling port town..." You notice as the man's jaws clench slightly.

The burly man strokes his equall burly beard.

"Well, you ought to fix it within two days or else... uh... something bad'll happen." the man says menacingly.

 

As in leave the cart. Then i go pack to the eye doctor to deliver the goods.

 

Sadly, you realize the whole endeavor has lasted through the evening and now it is nighttime, therefore, the optometry is closed. Perhaps you can rest until tomorrow...

 

I'll go back to the same tavern i was staying at and rest for the night Jeffrey sleeping in my room to wake me up if anyone brakes in