War Of Provinces [dead]

Rest, go back to the alchemist to buy more healing things

 

"Well at least we can cook this." I say, and tell my men to go cook the salmon while I cast my line out again.

 

That sound like a deal. I'll read a book

 

pull down the axe, maybe it's a lever

 

"Mo'in Tsu, back again to buy more things for your successful commander career? I see you haven't finished my batch of healing stews I gave you, but it's ok. Sadly, I'm again low in stock in brewing ingredients... would you do me a favor and bring back a Metal Gear? I know it sounds weird, but its the perfect ingredient in a potion of strength..."

(btw, remember how you picked up on the spell of evasion? you still haven't 100% learnt the spell to use it in combat...)

You learn from the potato spellbook on how you can activate the Potatizer. Very soon, you have grasped the main concepts; all you need to fully learn the spell is to practice it...

You can't pull down the axe on your own, so you call a few of your conscripts to help you. Upon de-wedging the axe from its tree, the tree instantly collapses. Sitting on the tree stump is... a Llurax. It shifts its tiny mustache and brings out several claws from underneath its rear.

Llurax has 80/80 HP and 15 AS. (5% chance to dodge)
Jellybean 2007 has 21/28 HP and 35 AS.

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Your men go to a nearby kitchen to roast the salmon while you fish again.

...

This time, you manage to acquire another Pufferfish. Applauding yourself, your army brings back a Roasted Salmon (Heals +6 HP).

 

frick.
I was hoping to give the factory more than 3. :L
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"Got it."
If the electromages can heal, heal me. Otherwise, drink a potion and look for more renegades.

 

I'll turn the guy who got me here into a potato, but before i do i say "This is going to be a little wierd for you" while he's a potato i pocket the book about me

 

Electromage casts Heal, healing you for 4 HP.

The Relos renegade hideout is still active, do you wish to head there?

Tsu has 18/27 HP and 75 AS.

"Sure." Before you can cast the spell, the librarian takes out a potato gun and zaps you in the forehead! (-4 HP) "Guards! Take the thief and..." is all you hear before you pass out. Guards are again after you in 100 years in the future, it seems.

Blue Battle Sage has 28/32 HP and 69 AS.

 

"Again?" I pocket the book about me and make a time portal on the floor

 

:o
Mages are now exclusively on healing only.
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Head over. How much does each potion heal for?

 

You find yourself in a high-tech prison you could have never dreamt about, and you are confiscated of the books you stole.

Nevertheless, you return back to reality.

+5 HP, and I think you have 6 left

You arrive back at the renegades hideout, and this time, they're well-prepared. Whoever the commander of the renegades is, they've sent out 5x Elite Renegade in charge. They spot you immediately.

5x Elite Renegade (each) has 100/100 HP and 25 AS. (13% chance to dodge)
Tsu has 18/27 HP and 75 AS. (13% chance to dodge) (remember, the enemies won't always target you, they can target for your army if they're being a pain in the butt)

 

I'm in prison back in 1400AP or was in prison at 1500AP

 

That's enough to oneshot me. .-.
Everyone full retreat.
Warriors will warscream to knock them back, and mages will heal them to make sure the warriors don't die.
Charge/ teleport away.

 

You're still in the light forest...

Your spearmen war scream to knock down Elite Renegades 1 and 2, but the last three fire projectiles at your electromages before they can heal the spearmen. (-9 AS)

The rest of your army retreat using their movement spells while you run.

Tsu has 18/27 HP and 66 AS.

 

Can my archers fire further than them?
Everyone heal up either way.
(btw, you said knocked down, does that mean there's only 3 left?)

 

Archers fire the same distance
knocked backwards and down* (lol they're magically dead now)

Mages heal to gain +6 AS.
You sip one healing stew. (+5 HP)

Tsu has 26/27 HP and 66 AS.

 

I'll run to the dark forest trying to increse my hp

 

While you run into the Dark Forest, you are greeted with a Rotten Luxroot.

Rotten Luxroot has 90/90 HP and 30 AS. (10% chance to dodge)
Blue Battle Sage has 28/32 HP and 69 AS.

 

I'll try to turn it into a potato, if that does work the soldiers will attack it and I'll keep turning it into a potato. If i cant turn him into a potato i do the same but with subconciousnes

 

Assassins vanish and move in.
Mage start with a meteor. Assassins will then spin attack, stunning them. Archers will use bomb arrow to finish those that are still alive.