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War Of Provinces [dead]

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by NotFunny, May 26, 2019.

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How bad is this?

  1. Absolute crap

    12.0%
  2. Very baaaad

    4.0%
  3. Bad

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. OK

    16.0%
  5. Not bad

    16.0%
  6. It's good I guess

    0 vote(s)
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  7. It's pretty awesome

    4.0%
  8. It's better than Wynncraft itself

    4.0%
  9. That's a dumb question

    4.0%
  10. I like potatoes as well

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  1. BlueSlimerino

    BlueSlimerino Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    "Can you show me the way to the libraries?"
     
  2. NotFunny

    NotFunny Well-Known Adventurer VIP

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    "So you did sacrifice your army, huh?" Your army, again, shifts uncomfortably. "These are renegades from Relos? You know, I did hear about this 'secret organization' near Relos who are trying to make our mechs rogue again... but anyway. Surely, I can salvage these mechs into... let's see... 4x Metal Gear. It'll take me a while."

    *plop* The line stirs in the water for a while, until you feel a tug. But this time, you can see what's pulling on it... a fully-puffed pufferfish. You pull and pull until you travel backwards into a wall, but you manage to retrieve a deflated Pufferfish from the water.

    Robert has 14/25 HP and 25 AS, and has acquired Pufferfish.
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    "One can truly get confused in the large city of Efilim-Gelibord... Just head towards Old Gelibord and there will be a librarian."
     
  3. BlueSlimerino

    BlueSlimerino Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    I head to what i assume is the location of Gelibord back in 1400AP
     
  4. NotFunny

    NotFunny Well-Known Adventurer VIP

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    You head to Gelibord, rather, the north side of Efilim-Gelibord. Following Likeru VI's direction, you find a man in a white robe.

    "Hello, I can identify your items... or you can step beside me to enter the wonderful Library."
     
  5. BlueSlimerino

    BlueSlimerino Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    "I'd like to visit the library"
     
  6. NotFunny

    NotFunny Well-Known Adventurer VIP

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    "Yes, come right through this door."

    You enter through the door behind the librarian, and you are greeted with... a giant stash of potatoes. The librarian's face turns red.

    "Uh... this way please."

    He directs you towards the right and you find a proper library. But still, you can't help but notice how many books are about potatoes.
     
  7. BlueSlimerino

    BlueSlimerino Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    Minecraft:
    "Show me to the history section"
     
  8. NotFunny

    NotFunny Well-Known Adventurer VIP

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    "Yes, right this way, follow me."

    You follow him to the history section. The first book you find is The First Potato: How Identifiers and Villagers Alike Came to Love the Vegetable. You raise your eyebrow.
     
  9. BlueSlimerino

    BlueSlimerino Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    I'll ignore the potatoes and try to find some information on Akasa
     
  10. NotFunny

    NotFunny Well-Known Adventurer VIP

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    You look everywhere for a book, and the only book seems to be a fictional manga called Akasa: Demon Assassin. You flip to the beginning, and there is a synopsis. After reading it, you can't help but challenge whether Akasa was a myth...

    But you do find a somewhat interesting comic called Blue Battle Sage: Hero of the Elves...
     
  11. BlueSlimerino

    BlueSlimerino Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    I fell like i have to read it.
     
  12. NotFunny

    NotFunny Well-Known Adventurer VIP

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    You spend hours on the comic that idealizes you as a hero. The question is, is this all really true?
     
  13. BlueSlimerino

    BlueSlimerino Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    Probably not.
    "Are there any books about magic in the library?"
     
  14. Tsukiji

    Tsukiji Basking in nostalgia

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    "Okay."
    Dismiss my army for the time being and do more stamina building. Then rest for the day.
     
  15. Rawb

    Rawb Disciple of Bak'al

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    And I'm going to cast my line out again.
     
  16. NotFunny

    NotFunny Well-Known Adventurer VIP

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    The librarian is happily eating some... potato fries?

    "Oh yes... right this way..." He again directs you to the magic and spells section.

    You are too tired as you have fought renegades, somewhat learnt a spell, and done exercises all in one day, so you rest. (+1 HP)

    Tsu has 14/27 HP and 72.6 AS.

    *plop* The line stirs in the water for a while, until you feel a tug. But this time, you can see what's pulling on it... a fully-puffed pufferfish. You pull and pull until you travel backwards into a wall, but you manage to retrieve a deflated Salmon from the water. That wasn't what you were looking for...

    Robert has 14/25 HP and 25 AS, and has acquired Salmon.
     
  17. BlueSlimerino

    BlueSlimerino Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    I'll look at books that I know for a fact don't exist in 1400AP and no potatoes
     
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  18. Reminiscently

    Reminiscently The Clownfish Prince

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    continue roaming around
     
  19. Tsukiji

    Tsukiji Basking in nostalgia

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    Spar with one of my mechs. Don't bother attacking, just focus on dodging.
     
  20. NotFunny

    NotFunny Well-Known Adventurer VIP

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    You look at a spellbook titled Learn the Combat Spells of Potatoes. Reluctantly, you open the book and do find some interesting combat spells...

    "With this spell titled Potatizer, you will temporarily turn your enemy into a potato, rendering them 20% more vulnerable to your attacks! Read on, to find out."

    Upon wandering around, you find this odd axe lodged into a willow tree...

    You start a sparring session with your mechs, who have taken off their armor and weapons.

    Sparring Mechs have 40 (ineffective, this is a random number) AS.

    One mech delivers a swing towards your left jaw. It hits, no damage dealt.

    Another mech swings, and you successfully dodge it.

    You spar for about another hour, dodging about one fifth of all the attacks. You gain +2.4 AS.

    Tsu has 14/27 HP and 75 AS.
     
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