Void Rift (rp) - Intermission

This just ticks Q off. He wipes the spit off his body, then cuts your spear in half with his new knife-hands.

 

After a while, I stop slapping myself and collapse on the ground. "Huff...do you...want...tea...?" It seems I'm desperately trying to catch my breath.

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"Good job. I thoroughly thank you for doing that." I throw the two pieces away, causing the whole thing to just collapse into a mess of elements. "It was a prototype anyways." I sheathe my sword and my crossbow, and proceed to run around him in a circle, spitting at him.

 

I drop Miznyana.

"Oh right, this gets heavy." I say.

I kiss Ihra again before running out of the way of a possible attack, laughing madly.

"I dunno, this is quite amusing." Shadow Aj says, smiling at my shenanigans.

"Thass right!" I say, fist-bumping Shadow Aj.

I take the apple, "Thanks. You're pretty cool, by the way." I say.

"Well, since I'm British, I only accept tea with crumpets." I say, a top hat and monocle appearing on me.

 

A vine slaps you in the face anyways.
"No. No. No."
"Ihra, don't."
"AJ, MAKE IT GO AWAY! THAT... THAT THING ISN'T HUMAN!"
"Ihra, what the hell?"

 

"What's an British? Are they some kind of special species found only in the Shadow Homeworld?" I say, struggling to get up.

 

Q flinches, putting his arms up around him. He then slaps the ground with his right hand, and his arm changes momentarily to dirt, and then into fire, which spreads across his body until he's a human fireball. All the while, he's been yelling in rage at you.

 

"No problem."
I'm still chewing on the apple.

 

"You need to get a grip of things, no offense." I continue circling him, this time spraying water at him.

 

"Hey, I'm human! I'm just so awesome I get special powers." I say.

A pile of Miznyana's start to appear below my feet.

"See? I can also do this!" I say.

The Miznyana's all turn into burritos, except for Ihra's.

"Oooook, Aj. I think it's time you had a nice long sleep at home." Shadow Aj says.

"No."

You suddenly know what 'British' means.

"Oh, and using my awesome powers, I made you this too." I say, handing you another drawing.

It's a rather smutty image of Abigail and Katie doing some indescriblably lewd things to each other.

 

"PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. I THOUGHT PEOPLE SAID I WAS BAD SWEET XLENTIA PLEASE GET IT AWAY."
"Ihra, chill."
"PLEASE. PLEASE."

 

"Yeah, by now, I'll second that."

 

I'm left speechless for a full minute, but I shake my head, secretly tucking the drawing in my bag. "So why are you here anyways?"

 

A dark portal opens up next to me, "Say goodbye, Aj." Shadow Aj says.

I run up to Ihra and hug her, "See you, Ihra! I really hope you can come to Earth some time before you become Xlentia!" I say happily, "We could totally hang out!"

I reach across Ruby's lava pool, trying to reach Ruby, "Uuh, bye Ruby! You're an awesome being despite what you've done in your past! We have beds if you want to come stay some time!" I say happily.

I run up to Thirteen, but just say, "Hey, don't worry about breaking Stephanie's heart, she'll get over it."

"Sorry, I have to go. See you, evil doosh! Have fun with that smut!" I say happily, running back to the portal.


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"Bye everyoneeeeeee!" I say as I disappear through the portal, it closing behind me.

OOC: And back to Shadow Aj's perspective, after my sleep since I just got back.

 

"IS IT GONE?! IS IT GONE?!" Ihra utters, petrified.
"It was a human. It was only a human, I mean, sheesh. You've seen a human before!"

 

I'm just left speechless. "This isn't how I hallucinate..." I mutter.

 

"Or something like one."
I say, still munching on my apple.
"Anyone want one? I got some for all of us."
I say, offering apples.

 

"I can't chew."
"THERE'S MORE THAN ONE?! HAVE MERCY."
"Maybe throw one at her to snap her out of it?"

 

"None of them are like that, Ihra. Just calm down, and have an apple."
I hold an apple out to her.

 

"Uh... Okay?"
She takes it and nervously takes a bite.

...then starts eating the whole thing.

 

I spit out the apple chunks I had in my mouth.
"Do you want another? I brought over extra."