Void Rift Report!

You can add more people.
I mean, I only have a spreadsheet.

 

I'm pretty sure I'm the only one in this RP who has only controlled one character.

 

The only one who has been on for a long time and is fairly active.
SPYRO, when he joined he about a week, had one character. But he joined for about a week.
Rogue and his friends... lots of characters around the same lore, but each controlled by a different person, except for Rogue's mum. But they're inactive too I guess.
Then there's a few people who applied and we just forgot about.
Then there's Paradoxical, but then again, he's only just joined.
So yeah, it seems you're the only person to play the rp for a long time and make only one character. Unless Leo and Dragon Drake don't count for Rawb.
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WAIT! I could do awards out of this! 10k award ceremony, why not?

So without further ado:

The Solo Awards

The Least Characters (whilst being active and playing for a long time) Award goes to... @Enhanced_Human !
The Most Characters Award goes to... @Exvhius !
The Most Characters Without Being RP Creator Award goes to... @Nepeta Leijon !
The Largest Content on the New Report Thread Award goes to... me?! YAY!
The Largest Number of Other Game or Story References Award goes to... @Legolas & Shelf !
The Evil Doosh Award goes to... @Rawb !
The Most Mysterious (I mean, how does your most important character fall out of the story?!) Award goes to... @Possumness
And Last, But Not Least and Newest Void Rift Main Character Award goes to... @Papyrus !

But now for...

The Multi People Awards

The Relationship Breaking Award (to OTHER characters, not themselves or their characters) goes to... @Enhanced_Human and @Possumness
For both of them rejecting Stephanie, though maybe Thirteen was harsher.
The Darkest and Most Disturbing Lore goes to... @Nepeta Leijon and @Exvhius
The lore surrounding Abigail... GG. And I would have given myself the other half of the award because of Idala, the Void Hall, etc... but the Hive Master and Ragnyon... NO NOT LIKE THAT AJ!
The Least Helpful God Award goes to... @Legolas & Shelf and... WHAT, me?! Okay...?
As Luphyx said, our gods don't seem to be helping their people that much and are leaving them to fend for themselves.
And Least Characters For Newer Characters Award goes to... @Rawb and @Papyrus
Title explains this award.

But there is one award section which few can enter...

The Ultimate Awards

The Ultimate Relationship Award goes to... @Nepeta Leijon
So many relationships, past, present, and possibly future ones we don't know about yet.
The Ultimate Creativity Award goes to... @Exvhius
If you argue with this one, try creating another 10k page rp on these forums. I dare you. I double dare you.

And that's all-

"NO YOU DON'T! YOU HAVE TO DO THE AWARDS TO THE CHARACTERS YET!"
Fine then. I give the dumbest character award to Eras, because he doesn't know how to eat.
"NOOOOOOOOOO-"
*presses post reply*

 

Okay I'll give #1 to you.

But number frigging two. If @Possumness expects me to solve all of his problems and what not, he's got another thing coming. Is it really fun if a person can know that no matter what happens, I'll just intercede. Is that really what you want? I'll fight people who provoke me or Brisingr. No more.

Gods are immortal and all powerful. I'm not going to squash a roach for a puny mortal. If you want help, earn it. Otherwise... Good luck.

I know OOC wise I haven't been that active. That's about it. And don't forget OOC wise I made a ton of crap using my free time, when I was supposed to be sleeping. I pulled all nighters making those maps just to squeeze them in.

And #3
I have relationships with mah characters tho.

"WHAT."

"NO YOU FREAKING DON'T."

Yeah okay... That's weird I'm sorry bae forgive plz ;-;

"MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER."

But if you kill me, you'll be frozen in time ;-;

"True."

But guys I need that award.

"WeLl TOo BaD"

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Kk lol

"Oh gods."

"Who the heck are you adding?"

NO METAGAMING. *scribbling down crap*

 

*claps*

Very good, sir. An outstanding ceremony that nobody should miss. Very clever and creative.

"Hey guys, am I late?"

"The ceremony is over, Crelucium."

"What were you even doing?"

"Well, I was halfway here when I realised I left the stove on. So I had to go home and turn it off."

"I think being a paradox is messing with your brain."

As for my thoughts on the awards:

'The most characters without being the RP Creator award.' "Such creative naming you have there..."

I might have gone a little overboard, considering my line of planned and unplanned characters to do with the characters lore. Let's have a look at who we have here:

Spoiler: List of Characters

Main Characters:
Aj
Shadow Aj
Artemis
Abigail
Side Characters:
Katie
Stephanie
Shadow Stephanie
Myria
Off-Hand Characters:
Kyrae
Darnth
Crelucium
Other Characters:
Nathan
Gabriel

That's a total of 14 Characters. Wowie Zowie.

'The Darkest and Most Disturbing Lore.' "Edgy."

I wanted to make Abigail's lore fit in with her personality, acting insincere at times at getting angry at others. Her disturbing past would shape her into such a character.

Artemis' lore was a pre-planned out thing, and I wanted to make it as bloody and gruelling as possible to make Artemis into a more independent character.

Stephanie still has some lore unrevealed to do with her childhood and introduction to magic.

Spoiler: Let's have a recap, shall we?

Abigail - Tortured as a child by being chained to a wall and having the 'Fish Bowl' treatment; leaving her for a day until someone and someone else showed up to save her. She was then taken advantage of as a young adult when her drink was spiked with a love potion.

Artemis - Her mother was sacrificed when she was a toddler and her father was killed, decapitated and his head given to her when she was 7. After escaping the killer trying to finish the job, she was adopted by Kyrae before [REDACTED].

'The Ultimate Relationship Award.' "<3"

There are certainly a lot of relationships, aren't there? As Nepeta Leijon, I'm entitled to a shipping wall:

Spoiler: The Character Relationships

Current:
Shadow Aj and Artemis
Myria and Darnth
Aj and His Crippling Loneliness

Broken:
Abigail and Nathan
Shadow Aj and Shadow Stephanie
Stephanie and Luphyx
Stephanie and Thirteen

Possible?:
Katie and Drake

3rRRr000rR ??? ]RedacEnsorexm9fj3,fa[:
Abigail and Katie

 

I know, but these are just some random things I could think of, and I wanted four awards each joined to two people, so I thought of something to do with gods and got this.

 

If that's what this is, I want my own award show.

BEST DRAGON MAN: @Exvhius
BEST DARK GOD BATMAN: @Devourer
BEST DARK BATMAN NOT-GOD: @Nepeta Leijon
BEST FLOWER: @Rawb
BEST REGULAR GUY: @Rogue
BEST MAGE LIGHT OLD MAN WITH A DAGGER AND GLOVE: @Possumness
BEST BEAVER: Justin Beiber
BEST FIRE PERSON: ... Abigail.
BEST PERSON WITH WHITE HAIR: ... Khione.
BEST PERSON WHO LIVES IN THE EARTH: ... The dwarves.
BEST PERSON WHO USES TELEPATHY: ... Vei
BEST PERSON WHO FLIES A LOT: ... Zethes

"This seems really biased."

Shaddup ;-;

 

"You're bloody right I'm the best fire person, and don't you dare forget it!"

"Can I be the best water person? I'm quite skilled, if I do say so myself."

 

Just realised, I tagged the wrong person. Whoops.

 

"I feel worthless. You forgot the award for most neutral."

 

*most utterly confusing

 

Mmmm, super sharp blade.

@Exvhius

Might want to take a look at this...

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-608

 

I don't know why you did that, but okay.
That's kind of scary.

 

Bloody hell I found something even more scary.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2181

 

Just google the number 173 (SCP-173 is the highest ranked page. You might recognize it if you've played SCP Containment Breach (creepy game))

 

Urgh why?
"You know you have to."
This is sounding wrong... also, you joined on the wrong thread.
"It's hard for me to join on the right plane of reality, you know. I'm a shell of a long dead person who you mentioned once in this thread. I could only get into the rp through you mentioning me here, because you mentioned her here once."
How are you going to appear then?
"Using old ties to [CENSORED] who knew [CENSORED]. And why are you stopping from saying [CENSORED] and [CENSORED]? It sounds wronger than what I said before."
Have you heard of the word 'spoiler'.
"I'm a semi-existent ghost, who is a shell of a long dead [CENSORED] who was [CENSORED]'s [CENSORED], which started the whole [CENSORED] thing. "
Remember, I'm only adding you because:
1. There was something which only half made sense.
2. There was another thing which would make things interesting if you were added. But if you were added to this, that would be an inconsistency. So I made them need you, so you wouldn't have to be them.
3. If they died, you would die. So I sort of had to change some stuff which wouldn't be affected much by the changes. Thus, you will appear fairly soon.
"I'll appear when and where I want."
Only when, because you are connected to [CENSORED].

 

@Devourer

I recommend that, for spoiler purposes, you do one of the following:

• [REDACTED] the text
• Change it such that [DATA EXPUNGED]
• Just let ██████ ██████ know, he'll fix it for you.

 

Probably a good idea.

 

Just wanted to point out that the new reference thread is at 69 replies. Which obviously explains why no one has been eager to add to it.

(like, duh.)

 

Thank you for notifying me.
(That changed. That will continue to change until I'm not worried about it happening)