Void Rift Report!

"Oh...so, I guess I am responsible..."

 

Pawsibly.

 

":33"

 

CONGRATULATIONS TO @Rawb AND @Enhanced_Human FOR GETTING POSTS 9000 AND 9001 RESPECTIVELY WOOOOT WE TOPPLED AJ'S REGIME

 

It was only a matter of time....

"They're taking over! Everybody RUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!"

 

Actually, Exvhius broke the chain with post 8000, and I explained my thoughts shortly after on here.

Like, seriously, It's just being in the right place at the right time. It's like praising people for your X000th like; they simply gave you that like at the right time, you should be thanking everyone else who gave you likes because they did just as much as the X000th like-giver.

 

That's why I've stopped thanking people who give my likes in hundred. It's a lot easier to thanked them and people who've liked before if it's done in larger intervals, so you can thank as much people in each time. Some would call that being cheap. And, well, I'm cheap.

 

"How much do you sell for if you're cheap? I'll buy you."

 

"Depends. I usually sell for a minimum of 100,000 Euros, but I can hook you up with a dealer in the black market who can sell me for a low cost if you'd like."

 

Wait, so are preservers another type of draconian?
If so, there are now 16 types.

 

"I'll buy you for a small loan of 1 Million Dollars."

"We don't have dollars, we have pounds."

"Shut uuuuuuup! You're ruining the joke!"

 

"I can make it rain again in exchange for some of that stuff that you and Artemis smoke during April 20."

 

"Ooh baby that better be some hot monz up in here."

"I didn't think you'd sink to such low levels after what happened with Na-"

*bonk*

 

It seems I've somehow gotten myself a camera, a mic, and a notepad with a pencil, as well as a reporter's hat. "Reporter Helianthus here! Recently, some hot new rumors leaked out...that you had affair with someone called Nathan! What's your thoughts on these? And yes, I am wearing two hats."

 

"How the hell do you know that!?"

"No comment."

 

Spoiler: The Hidden Gems

Not so hidden. Obvious theme.
Gina, the Twilight Garnet
Amelia, the Purifying Amethyst
Mary, the Cold-Hearted Aquamarine
Mona, the Radiant Diamond
Emily, the Quaking Emerald
Earl, the Transcendent Pearl
Ruby, the Blood Ruby
Perry, the Methodical Peridot
Sophie, the Secret-Keeping Sapphire
Alin, the Perceptive Tourmaline
Tracy, the Sly Topaz
Amber, the Shapeshifting Amethyst

 

"This just in folks! Abigail has confirmed the affair with Nathan! You can read the whole article in this week's paper! And now, for the low, low cost of 20$, you can get several photos of the affair taken by yours truly, master reporter Helianthus!"

 

And Steven!

 

"This just in! It has been revealed that Abigail is secretly a masochist and that Nathan is a sadist! What a shocking reveal!"

 

"Go hang yourself with your own intestines while you rot in a sewer you worthless piece of sh*t. I swear to god I will leak information to my RP self to have you killed if you f*cking dare insult me like that."

"Not cool broski."