Void Rift Report!

It's a giant amalgamation of shitposts and lore.
Mostly lore.
I think.

Lots of clues here. Some subtle details.

idk what I put here, I just try to keep things interesting.
(By the looks of it, I'm doing okay)

 

Time for Idala's description!

Idala

She wears a fairly short, purple dress. About this purple. If you thought Daras' wings looked like a cloak... well, it is very hard to tell if she actually has wings, but she does. Once again, they are black, though her wings do look slightly purple. She carries a purple phial because of her curse. And her special weapon...

She controls an interesting type of magic called 'Soul Magic'. This involves using souls to use spells or she can talk to souls. The problem is, this is how her curse started. A soul is basically shadowing her every move, so she can't escape it. And the soul wants control over her. If she doesn't let the soul take control, the soul makes her suffer until she does.

Idala is also great at making charms. These are items imbued with spells, so she can use certain spells using the items without Soul Magic. However, the charms have a cooldown. The cooldown depends on the spell. Some charms might have a cooldown of 30 minutes, while others will have a cooldown of a year. Yes, a year. It really does depend on the spell. And the spell depends on the power she imbues it with, which does involve Soul Magic, and the material and shape of the charm. She got the knowledge of making charms after she made friends with the soul of a sorcerer who made lots of charms.

Her special weapon is a... well, that's why it is special. If she fights alongside someone against something/someone, then she can change her weapon into any of their weapons. This is only for weapons, so it doesn't mean that she can copy spells like near or Sir Robert. She usually makes the weapon a sickle to help Hythania with Alchemy, but right now she is using Eras' tome. Speaking of which, she would technically know Dark Script. While she isn't fluent at it, she can just use Eras' tome as a Google Translate which works for sentences. And of course, she knows the contents of the end of the book, just like Eras, though she is too young to understand it.

 

Ah. Is there anything I can do here?

 

You can put lore about your character or things to do with him here. Or you can do the 'AMCA' (AMA but your character answers it, hence the 'C') thing everyone else is doing right now, or ask someone's character a question.

 

Ahhh alright.

So uhm...

^This is what my character's sword looks like.

 

Must... have... this.... sword...
Then again, one of my characters might later on. Hehehe.

 

hahahahah...no

why don't you ask for a cool weapon from the guy in the portal?
which is totally not Rawb - Destroyer of Worlds

 

Seriously though, one of my characters will likely be able to have your weapon later on.
(Hint to the character: They definitely aren't just a bit above this post.)

 

Hahahahah wtf

AMCA for Sir Robert of Greenhill Stronghold? Eh? Eh?

 

I can understand how nobody found an island hidden inside a hurricane/storm, BUT A HILL WHICH ISN'T DAMAGED IN NO MANS LAND?! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!

 

Rob: Literally one word: Magic.

 

Shitposts, you say?

"YO ARTEMIS U SHUD GROW ME SUM DEM STARFRUIT"

"OKEY U CAN HAVE DIS FRESH ONE. IT MITE BE SOUR DOE."

"EW DIS STARFRUIT IS SHARP I CUT MY FACE."

"OH NOES THAT'S NO STARFRUIT! IT'S A NINJA STARFRUIT!"

"HEY WERED THAT STARFRUIT GOES?"

I might actually put some lore on the Elemental Guardians; considering Artemis' interactions with them in the past (as well as being one).

 

???: "Goddess, there's a crazy guy shitposting in the report."

Reflet: ... "Okay then."

???: "Can you kill them please?"

Reflet: ... "I'm too old for this."

???: "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'LL GET YOU EXTRA SACRIFICES AND EVERYTHING USBCOSBDUCJWBCIRBAPCJWBF."

Reflet: ... "But you don't sacrifice anything in the first place."

???: " SIFJWOCJCYAJFUSJFNCPAV

...

Please don't kill me."


Shitpost complete.

 

"OI ARTEMIS DESE TWO WANT A RIGHT RUMBLE!"

"YEW TWO WANT A BLOODEH FIGHT EH? I'LL KNECK YER BLOODEH TEETH OUT!"

"THROW THE NINJA STARFRUITS!"

 

???: U SAID WOT M9 I'LL HAVE YO NO I HAS A GODESS ON ME SIDE

Reflet: ... What?

???: WIDBCIWBXLABFUE HELP ME GODESS AAAAAH DEY HAS DE STARFRUITZ OF LEGENDZ AHHH.

DAS IT.

TASTE MY WING... DINGS!

✌❄❄☹☜ ✋ ☼☜❄ ✞ ☼⚐

(Assuming you can see that... It means "Battle I rekt u bro" in Wingdings)

 

"THROW TEH MELON BAMBS MY FAIR MAIDEN!"

"FIRING TEH MALON BAMBS AND NINJA STARFRUITS!"

"LETS REK DIS BLUE BABY!"

"OH NOES THEY HAVE THE GASTER ON THEIR SIDE!!!!"

OH HAI GAIZ IM UR NARRATOR!

"EW WHAT A STALKER NARRATING WUT WE DOIN"

 

NO, I'M THE NARRATOR AND YOU'RE ALL FIRED!
"But my sister just died, you heartless scum-"
okayigetitsorry

 

Sorry about not getting to this sooner, it's just a really long story.

Like, really long.

 

Is it as long as why I name every Fennekin I can "Fuzzy"?

 

Okay, actual post here for today:

The Voidwalkers were Chrono draconians.

Take that as you will.