The Pirate Life

I thought it would be a good idea to make a new quest.
Starting at Pirate Bay, you talk to a man named Coasta, in a crashed ship. He says:
-Hey you, my ship crashed and I have a lot of loot.
-How did I get so much loot? Let's just say there's some unlucky people out there...
-If you deliver this to Sandy at Pirate Town, I'm sure she'll split the loot.
Now you have to sail to Pirate Town and you find Sandy on a ship near the shore. You talk to her:
-Ah... My old friend Coasta. He always blames things on the Kraken!
-That giant squid would never attack a wimpy ship like his.
-WHAT! Split the loot! Are you insane?
-Well, I'll tell you this, if you can call a mutiny and defeat our captain, the loot is yours.
-The Captain usually is under the ship in his quarters. (watching Netflix and chilling.)
Now you go under the ship and find a boss mob.
He is named: Captain scrub bob square shirt [lv. 68]
Moves include:

• Water blast
• Dagger swipe

Water blast is his strongest move and he blast water particles at you, dealing a great amount of damage.
The Pirate captain is holding a feather or a "dagger". When he uses the dagger swipe, it is a normal move, where he hits you with a feather.

After the Pirate is killed you talk to Sandy:
-NO WAY!
-Take the loot... I'm the Captain NOW!
Now you get a good amount of loot and exp. and the quest is done.

 

wat...?

Is this a joke?

 

I think it is.

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