SPOILER The Official Ragnar Thread

Cough Cough main storyline


Cmon admins, why be cryptic when it's so obvious?

It's almost as bad as what the "Corkus Update" really is

 

Ragnar was in the gavel teaser trailer fighting salted in ragni

 

Welp, we know a main character of the main story line now.

 

It seems to me that Ragnar will have a position somewhat alike to Aragorn in LoTR aka he's a complete randy walking around with the lineage of kings.

 

He's mentioned in Olux too, I think

EDIT: Whoops, no that's the Nemract one. I keep getting em confused >_>

 

inb4 Ragnar ends up being future player and we are the reason our past self could safely arrive to Wynn from Fruma which was under civil war and if we did not free Fruma ourself couldn't free Fruma



i'm p sure Time Valley can be fit into this theory

 

yes, also what happens is that our hand was magically cut off by organ traffickers and then enlarged and decayed then used to terrorize a town called Lexdale while Qira prepared for WW2 and Sohso died in a car accident

 

PLOT TWIST

Sohso was Archduke Franz Ferdinand and the car accident was just the assassination, Qira wanted to make a master race of her drones and the Gavel Governments which are actually the European Powers tried to persuade her from doing so, Qira said fuck off and expanded her Hive, Gavel sends us (the Winter Soldier) to solo Qira and end the Third Hive but wait there's more, our hand that was decayed and used to terrorize Lexdale became zombie ISIS hive drones after the oppressive dictator was overthrown w/ freedom from Wynn and thus the Fourth Hive begins



boom.

 

#FRUMPA CONFIRMED

 

grammer fix plz

 

He's the Siegfried of Wynn, isn't he?

He sucks doesn't he?

 

also Death runs against Yahya in the presidential election of Olux and Yahya says "make shrooms great again" and "we will build a meme and Dern will pay for it" and he will remove everyone's hands and send them to Sarnfic, and he calls Death a bigot. Death gets triggered and sends his cat Dark Lord Snugglebuns with 30,000 messages from his private mansion but then the security system of Wybels catch him and the father of Amadel is spotted at a Death rally

 

fixed

 

I think we know that by now. He started an 100+ page on the old ??? and barley said anything to help.

 

I collect some infos found under ragni invisible castle:
-ragnar was born in a basement near his grandma
-he is the step brother of bob (get over it)
-ragnar killed the woman that took care of Bob with a knife
-ragnar lead the invasion to ragni because CoW threaten him to kill his grandma ... In the basement
-PLOT TWIST : ragnar is the actually CoW's father
-SECOND PLOT TWIST : Bob was trying to avenge by killing ragnar
-inb4 Qira is Ragnar's grandma
-yahya is ragnar's uncle
-???
-profit

 

Riiiight.....

 

Remember ! People didn't believe in Corkus at first!!!

 

bUT cORKUs WAS preACHED By thE MIGHTy god oF DERN!!!

 

My story was preached by ,,,that,,,feqin,,,IceBrEaKeR !!!11!1!1!1!