the infinite tutorial

Step 119: Unbeknownst to everyone, the server code EU never stood for Europe. It instead stood for European Union. EU -1 means minus one from the EU, aka Brexit. In EU -1 there will be a meeting being conducted by the leaders of the UK, including past leader. This includes all the Monarchs and all the Prime Ministers of the UK ever, stretching back to those of Great Britain and then Those of England stretching all the way from PM Starmer and Charles III back to Cnut the Great (the previous kings were invited as well, but they were to be led by Æthelred to the meeting, and he wasn't ready and thought that was enough to not go because he wasn't advised to go in spite of it). As you enter, they will all turn and stare at you dead in the eye, before you are called to have a seat with them. Good luck trying to understand what they're saying... hope ya know modern English, early modern english (think Shakespeare), middle english (think Canterbury Tales), Old English (think Beowolf), Old Norman, Old Norse, Old French, German, Scots, Dutch (is that all? I think so), because its probably something important. Did anyone catch the joke?
Edit: Sorry to the Netherlands, your conquest of England should never have been forgotten. William spoke Dutch!

 

Step 120: Learn modern english, early modern english, middle english, old english, old norman, old norse, old french, german, scots, and dutch in the period between entering the room and the meeting starting

 

Truly, I did not think I'd see the day. For this lovely thread, dying for months, has been revived again to limp forward. She's one heck of a fighter and it is to her I pledge my loyalty and support. One Thread To Rule Then All.

Step 121:
Thanks to the app, pseudo-lingo, you learned enough in that time to successfully figure out what they are saying. They are talking about a quest they have. You also pick up something about autumn... weird. You also hear something about a guy, Lucio you think? You know Lucio from AJB. Then you start hearing them deliberate about how and when to kill you, for you are evesdropping on official deliberations of the U.K. Perhaps it is time to leave? but how to do it without them noticing?