the infinite tutorial

You find the third magician, the OPTIMANCER OF LIGHT, and he gives you a smile before disappearing in a flash. When you tell the cryomancer what happens, he gives you the Cryomancer Recommendation Letter (2/3) and gives you a magic scroll that can freeze the OPTIMANCER in time, and stop him from getting away. Defeat him for the third letter in step 83

 

83a. After defeating him, go to Dr. Piccard's Tower but realize he got stuck in the memory ball and has since become the King of Time
83b. After making it to his throne room you must convince him to help you find the Optimancer
83c. He opens a portal to the Optimancer (because he is a King with athority over time)
83d. Use the Cyromancer's spell and then bet the Optimancer for the Recomendation of the Optimancer (3/3!)

 

step 84: yay! you are now worthy of the Special Blue Grook plushie! Go get it...
as you take it, you realise you have been tricked! it was actually the Ordinary Blue Grook Plushie, and you wasted your time. Luckily, you still need the ordinary plushie for step 85, so it's not a complete waste. For now, take a nap and think about your life. Once you get up, step 85 will begin.

 

85. Realise you forgot to get the cheese from the vault. Go back to get it.

 

Step 86. Good job uou are about to finish Part One! First, go back through the tutorial and tie up ANY LOOSE ENDS! Any task you have not yet completed, complete. You will not be able to come back for a long time. When you eat the cheese, you wake up in a blank void, holding the converted Extraordinary Blue Grook Plushie, and you can use this in step 87 to find your way out. Everything else is hereby reset, except for the step numbers and the goal of the Blue Wynnston Plush. As a reward for entering part two, you can now move at 50% max speed.

 

Step 87 (first of Step 2). Now that everything is reset, you have no friends and you no longer have any parents or money. Steal some money from anyone named Lord Kelvinicus III to buy a laptop. Using the Laptop, start a knock-off youtube channel named Crofted Moves under the pseudonym Sugared. Reach a million subscribers.

 

Step 2:87. Kill each subscriber. They have a 1/1,000,000 chance of dropping an item needed for step 2:88

 

Step 2:88
The item they have a chance to drop is the called "NORMAL TONAIL SHAVING". In the following steps you will upgrade it to UNIQUE, then RARE, LEGENDARY, FABLED, and finally MYTHIC.

 

step 2:90 (we were off by one since i double counted 87, 90 is right)
take the tonail shaving and mix it up with your own toenail shavings, then randomly guess which one is which. If you fail you must eat the pile and try again. Once you pick it out of the pile, the remaining ones will become a yellow dust, which you can sprinkle on to turn it into a UNIQUE TONAIL SHAVING

 

Step 2:91
Congrats, you got the easiest upgrade!
Next, in the Detlas Jeweling station, combine all of Bob's Mythic Weapons with their depressing counterpart and one Bob's tear to get bOb'S StRaNgE WeApOns
Use the weapons to get five keratin strengtheners (each weapon drops exactly one per player)
Use these five keratin strengtheners to upgrade it to a RARE TONAIL SHAVING

 

[this is. Just a big Kuudra mandible reference innit]
Find the mob in fruma called “Toenail”. wait til he trims his facial hair. Catch him in a box
You have now obtained “Toenail Shaving” NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH “TONAIL SHAVING”
Use this in step 2:92 to upgrade the “TONAIL SHAVING” to upgrade it to legendary

 

[Kudra Mandible goes down in rarity. This goes up.]
Using the Toenail Shaving, craft the ToNaIl ShAvInG UpGrAdEr with your tonsils. Learn forging to combine the UpGrAdEr with the RARE TOENAIL SHAVING to upgrade it to legendary.

 

Step 93: A random door in the Wynncraft map is chosen. You need to bring the LEGENDARY TOENAIL SHAVING and use it on the door, which will create a portal between Skyblock Hub 1 and that door which people can traverse.

 

Step 94a: By using it on the door, you get the MYTHIC TOENAIL SHAVING
Step 94b: Give the shaving to Jerry and he will give you something special... the Unsuspected Skyblock Orange Jerry Plushie

 

Step 95: Place the Unsuspected Skyblock Orange Jerry Plushie on your SkyBlock island, then feed it a Chimera V Aspect of the Jerry Signature Edition. Doing so will unlock step 96.

 

Step 96: Go to the Gift Man in the lobby (i forgor the name). Collect your gift of 800,000 mystery dust. Buy a crate and open it to get a HYTALE KEY, which is needed for step 97

 

97. Use the Hytale Key on the CEO of Hytale to release Hytale. However, the version of Hytale you released was still in development and not ready for public release.

 

97.1 just as a small side note here, DO NOT get killed b y the nearby "riot games" enemy. If it kills youi before you use the key, it will effectivley cancel it and you can NEVER release the hytale

 

98: code wynncraft in hytale and get everyone on hsb to move to it. then sneakily replace it with real wynncraft and once you get 100,000 joined you can push them into the pit of the dead and get a "Soul of the Paid." it is good for the next step

 

Use the Soul of the Paid on the MYTHICAL TOENAIL SHAVING to get the Living Greedy Toenail Shaving. He is sort of like the talking mushroom where his has dialogue depending on where you are but you also have to feed him and give him water so he doesn't die. To get him to eat/drink, you need to pay him $3. If he dies, go back to the step where you get the original toenail shaving and redo everything back to here. At some future step, he will be important so keep him alive.