The Homestuck Ikimaru Cult [ Characters Available! ]

You didn't even try with the bait

 

Wdym? Bait?

 

Well you see, god is actually just a giant Vileplume. This Vileplume is known as The Illustrious Plumed One. The world has been graced with The Illustrious Plumed One's seedlings, sent down in order to grow into more plumes. These grown plumes should be considered holy beings, and that they are. Many manifest themselves as earth beings or concepts of great power or respect. Only the truly enlightened (such as myself) are able to listen and understand the teachings of each individual plume. My role is to spread such teachings. Many of these plumes speak of an especially potent Vileplume, one capable of eradicating all known things. It is important to note that this is not The Illustrious Vile One, but a completely different entity. This certain plume is also not one of myth, it is real. Its name is spoken is hushed tones, and is simply known as The Vile Bringer of the Grand Pluming, or simply The Vile One. As suggested by his intimidating title, he is the one that will bring about the GRAND PLUMING, the aforementioned apocalyptic event that will destroy all things. Only those who are enlightened by the teachings of the lesser plumes will be saved from this disastrous event. Their reward shall be immediate ascension into PLUMEHALLA, a magical haven where all the faithful will be accepted into The Illustrious Plumed One's bosom. I leave you all with a brief prayer to our giver of enlightenment.

Praise be unto him, the Illustrious Plumed One
Praise be to his name, to his gifts, and his large petals
Let us become enlightened by his gifts, his seeds
And let us not become consumed by the The Vile One's virulent spores.

 

GRAND PLUME?
VEELPLOOME?

 

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Do not disgrace the holy name of Vileplume with such erroneous and blasphemous misspellings.

 

That's no misspelling, my friend. It is a great honor to be compared to the Grand Dad.

 

BLASPHEMOUS AND HERETICAL FOOL
YOU DARE SUGGEST THERE ARE BEINGS GREATER THAN VILEPLUME
SURELY YOU WILL SUFFER FOR YOUR SINFUL TRANSGRESSIONS.

 

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I guess we have a serenity! Didn't see that one coming!

 

what are you saying

 

Learn morse code, bro. It's fun.

 

They're talking in Morse code

 

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ok i'll try

 

here's a little thing if you want

 

thanks