The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

Did you even read this part .-. ?

Granted, but you only have bad feelings.

I wish I could jump off of any height and be completely unharmed when I land.

 

Didn't see that....

Wish granted however you are now stuck in the old wynncraft before gavel were release.

I wish I could wish a good wish that is consider a bad wish by the wishing wish and could still wish good wish upon bad wish .

 

GrantedbutIhavetouseonewordsothisisawordnowandyouhaveapainfulfeelingIwishtonothavetowriteinonewordpls

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WhoopswrongpostanywaygrantwdbutyounowhavetowishforthingsaubjectivelygoodtoothersbutnotyourselfIwishtowriteinmultiplewords

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If you mean like this "Cheese Cheese Cheese" then your wish is granted and you can type multiple words but they are all the same word....
Or your words are always out of order so instead of "I like cheese" its "Like I cheese" or something like that.

I wish for a normal sugar cookie

 

I LOL :D did already this!
granted, Wish but turns it you now out, are Diabetic.

Help Help Help
Stop Stop
His His
Catch's Catch's
Effects Effects
Please Please
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I didn't say that you have to type the whole text as 1 one word, I said that you can only mess with 1 word in your whole text >.<

 

Wish granted, his catch effects are now gone, but now you must type your messages after using google translate to translate them into a foreign language >:D

I wish cute girls fell for me (im lonely ;-;)

 

Fuyo sa reta negai, nan hyaku man hito ga sekai-teki ni randamu ni ochimasu.

Watashi wa sono yōna shiawase... Ka nanika o nozomimasu...

 

Granted, but the sheer number of cute girls in love with you turns into a stampede that sends you to the hospital every time you look at a girl.
I wish I had a working Oculus Rift. They're so damn expensive. ;_;

 

Granted, but you can only play the scariest horror games with it >:D

I wish I had no responsibilities

 

Uhhh...
But you lose your penis.
I CANT THINK

 

Granted,now you can think,but u only think about things that scare you.

i wish i could have as many wishes as i want to =)

 

Granted. But every single wish you make each leads to a f*cked up butterfly effect on the world.

I wish I had a spaceship. Cus y not.

 

Granted. But it's just a toy.

I wish I had my own world where I can do anything I want.

 

Granted. That world is 1 nanometer squared in size. Have fun.

I wish I could impersonate any sound ever made in history.

 

Granted, but you can't control when you make the sounds or what sounds you make, leading to conversations like, "Hey, how's it going?" "Fine. Yo-- MOOO ALALALALA ALLAHU AKBAR --u?"

I wish Minecraft 1.9 would come out already.

 

Granted but you'll only be able to play using 1.7 from now on.

I wish grinding from level 89 to 90 didn't require hours of grinding.

 

Granted, it now takes decades.

I wish for infinite free subscriptions to adobe Creative Cloud

 

Granted, but it comes with a timer. Once per decade.

I wish for death to the next replier. :D

 

Grante-
A- Chaa- Cho- CHHO...
bleh...

*Soul rises from body*
Can I be a living dinosaur now?