The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

Granted, you will now sacrifice millions innocent animals for food and make millions of farmers go broke since your the main food source.

I wish I can sleep (not forever or have nightmares or die while sleeping)

 

Granted, but you feel excruciating pain while awake.

I wish I could stop time at will.

 

Granted. You also happen to stop yourself in time, causing everything to stop, with no way of reversing.

I wish for my head to explode.

 

Granted.

I wish I could art ;-;

 

Error: Not enough information to process wish.

I wish GenieBot MK II didn't malfunction and short circuit every time he couldn't process a wish.

 

Granted, guine bot can now crush everyone's dreams

I wish I had more crates (normal crates, I still can get godly and epics and rares and commons)

 

Granted when you wake up tommorow a 1,000 pallet crates will be outside your house

Sam wishes he could live forever

 

However due to being immortal you are captured and tested on for the rest of humanity's existence while they try to find out how you live so long. However because it is magic they never can thus you're stuck. Far in the future when the sun destroys earth you end up drifting in space forever.

 

Granted...................................Nothing happens

I wish that I had better and more crates

 

Granted.
But every time you open one, all your classes reset.

I wish I would be done with my homework by now

 

Granted, you forget to turn it in and all everything is wrong on your homework

I wish that nk won't go ape shit anymore

 

Yay I win :D

 

Granted, but I don't know what that is, so you explode.

I wish they would make a sequel to Super Mario RPG!

 

Granted; but you cant play it , but only watch people you dont like play it wrong instead

I wish I had a better wish

 

Granted, that wish is for putin to invade america

I wish that i didnt get a warning that said "Useless content in VIP plaza"

 

Granted, but the content isn't useless.

I wish I could be pain-free.

 

Granted, you don't feel yourself getting a heart attack and you die.

I wish Donald Trump wasn't president...

 

Granted, but he already started wars with multiple countries before people could stop him.


I wish a person below couldn't type anything.

 

Granted, but the mommy flows poop into your IV line when you get cancer.

I wish politics didn't exist here and we could all just ignore Trump and be happy.