The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

granted. scientists won't exist anymore

I wished that wishes people would make later on would have no catch. ha get rekt whoever's going to make a wish next.

 

Granted, but now we can't wish.

I wish I could actually win something.

 

Granted, you win at losing your virginity! Your prize is: Aids

I wish I can draw

 

You can now draw, just very, very badly.

I wish that this wish is false.

 

Granted, but it's actually true.

I wish for a nice dinner.

 

(That can be understood in a few different ways)
Granted, the food itself is quite nice, but you are eating with 3 people who you have an extremely awkward relasionship with.

I wish that I had less homework....

 

Granted, but you have 2x the schoolwork.

I wish this statement were false.

 

Granted, but now you are stupid.

I wish I could fly.

 

I said less ;_;

 

Schoolwork.

 

Oh, well fuck you then

 

Granted but you can only fly with your eyes closed.


I wish to find true love.

 

Granted, but they're being payed $1,000,000 a week to date Donald Trump.

I wish for the election to not screw us over.

 

Granted, canadas next election will screw all of us over

I wish for more guinies

 

Granted but you become homeless (what is a Guinies ? )


I wish I could become a character from overwatch and then become a myself again at will

 

Granted, you are suspected for terrotism and the NSA, CIA, FBI, MI5, military and police find and kill you

I wish I can draw anything

 

Granted, but you can never think of what to draw. Kind of like Writer's Block.


I wish I was an Alternian Troll with olive blood.

 

Granted, but the olive blood actually doesn't sustain you and you die.

I wish that this wish for no homework would have no drawbacks.

 

Granted, you do more work in school then.

I wish that this wish has a consequence

 

Granted but all your hair falls out

I wish I could make food magically appear (to stop world starvation )