The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

Granted!
But because light can't reflect off of you so you can't be seen, light also won't reflect off your retina, so you can't see.
And people can smell/hear you.
And bump into you.

I wish that I could have temporal manipulation so I could control time- and make it run backwards at will.

 

Your wish is granted, but you are unable to stop time going backwards.
I wish everything I say become true, in the way I intend it to be true, and unless I specifically ask for something, it won't happen.

 

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Granted, but now you're randomly traveling through time. Unable to control it and it can happen when ever. Watch out to not get eaten by a dinosaur.

I wish that whenever I go to bed, even if I only get 1 min of sleep, I wake up fully rested :D

 

much...
Being that I (albiet pretty small) I don't need HELP ME Granted, to am a predatory dinosaur worry much...

I wish for a

enough to be fully rested, so but in you can never wake up in sleep. wish to be not broken, you order for this must ysalwa sleep long

stop to traveling time through

 

WHY DID I SAY THAT CATCH ;w; I can't understand a word

 

.........OUT
........HELP
You can not to prevent wish from being wake .............ME up in only sleep a long enough full rest to get
.... OF
..................... GET
............................... THIS



...................... MADNESS

 

GRANTED! Just stop writing like that ;-;
But....ehhh....um...I don't have anything bad to add to this wish :/

I wish I got a non-rotten, normal-sized potato (1:25 AM, no good wishes are coming to my mind, I'm far too tired to think ;-;)

 

Granted, but it's poisoned

I wish for a not burned not poisoned pizza(nothing wrong with it basically)

 

Thanks. What I was going to say was this:

Spoiler: What really happened?!

You're wish is granted- but due to you having to ask for everything to happen, you have to ask for everything to happen that you need to survive.Guess what- you're dead because there is no physics, no energy, nothing.And that isn't tacked on, you never specified if certain natural functions would still continue.

I wish to not be backwards in time

until you turned me into a State Farm person.

Anyway, the potato is normal... compared to the size of the FRICKIN NINJA POST GOSH DARNIT ONE SECOND

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The pizza is normal... compared to the size/mass of a Neutron Star.
The entire earth is destroyed by the pizza's gravitation, despite it being the size of Manhattan.

I wish to NOT BE NINJA POSTED.

 

Granted, but everytime you're invisible people start talking shit about you thinking you're gone.

I wish my body was always in perfect shape, perfectly healthy.

 

Great, with mental health like that now you won't IGNORE EVERYONES POSTS

just kidding it's ok

You turn into a perfectly healthy perfect circle.

I wish that people would like my posts sometimes because I never get liked ):

 

Wish Granted, but your like message ratio says you probably sit around making profile posts.

I wish for a flesh eating zombie(nothing can go wrong here!)

 

Wish granted! But it only eats pig flesh- and you feel sorry for it so you have to take care of it.

I wish for fun things to do with my text due to a catch in a wish.

 

Pls nu ;w;

Granted, but you can only do "fun things" with 1 word in your whole text >:3

I wish I had a good wish ;-; (I seriously ran out xD)

 

You wish came true and you have had a good wish .

I wish i could kill anyone by intentionally pointing out their flaw .

 

Granted, but there's a 1.000.000 year cooldown between each use.

I wish I could walk through walls for however long I want and whenever I want. Without restrictions.

 

Granted, but your can't toggle your ability, and you end up falling through to the centre of the earth because you can move through solid objects.

I wish I had the ability to hide within shadows / darkness and transport between them instantly.

 

I said walls, not every solid object :P

Granted, but you can never go into the light again, and if somebody sees you even for a second, you turn into a potato.

I wish I could go invisible at will and be able to turn back to normal. While I'm invisible, everyone can walk through me and I can walk through them.

 

While you are invisible , your clothes still show and you cannot control your invisibility at will .

I wish i have feeling .